Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads

• (REALLY MEANS)    49

• (REALLY MEANS)    Slept with everyone

• (REALLY MEANS)    No tits

• (REALLY MEANS)    Ugly

• (REALLY MEANS)    Pathological liar

• (REALLY MEANS)    Does a lot of pills

• (REALLY MEANS)    On medication

Feminist                     

• (REALLY MEANS)    Fat

Free spirit                  

• (REALLY MEANS)    Junkie

Friendship first          

• (REALLY MEANS)    Former very *friendly* person

Fun                           

• (REALLY MEANS)    Annoying

New Age                    

• (REALLY MEANS)    Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded            

• (REALLY MEANS)    Desperate

Outgoing                    

• (REALLY MEANS)    Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate                 

• (REALLY MEANS)    Sloppy drunk

Professional               

• (REALLY MEANS)    Bitch

Voluptuous                

• (REALLY MEANS)    Very Fat

Large frame               

• (REALLY MEANS)    Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate        

• (REALLY MEANS)    Stalker