Women Over 50

 Andy Rooney has been accredited for saying the following, "As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all". This is perhaps one of the closest explanation of reasons why young men prefer to dabble in older women in the early to late 20's. If you are a younger women and get upset that guys your age date older chicks then try acting like one. The hot MILF above is Ellen Barkin, you may remember her from Ocean's 13 and if you are an older man, you definitely remember her from The Big Easy. Young ladies, just so you know, a guy has a MILF on his check list of things to do so make sure he's checked it off before you start dating him.

Why Women Over 50 are So Desirable

1. A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

8. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

9. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!