The JERI-stalker Defined

So what’s the difference between a stalker and a JERI-stalker?  Have you ever seen the movie "The Cable Guy"? If you haven't, it’s basically about a guy who becomes a crazy JERI-stalker for lack of a developed since of self reliance and fixated personality disorder.  Every now and then a guy becomes fixated on a girl who wants nothing to do with him and he begins to weave a web of unsubstantiated reality about being together. This reality then spreads to your entire social network and can haunt your very being. The following will contain the difference between a stalker, a JERI-stalker, why your friends' siding with the JERI-stalker,  how to break free of the JERI-stalker,  and the reality of having a JERI-stalker stalking you.

Typically when a girl breaks up with a man he licks his wounds and moves on. Sometimes however it’s not so easy for them and they become stalkers. Stalkers are people who follow the person who broke up with them (or caused a curiosity about them to become fixated upon them) during their everyday routine. The typical attributes of a stalkers are, follows you every move undetected, monitors your internet activity, listens in to phone calls, calls and inquires about you to your friends, joins the same clubs as you, harasses you at work and in some cases carries around a rape kit.

In all seriousness, a JERA-Stalker is much more frightening. A  JERI-stalker is someone who had no real relationship with you (female victim) but insists and tells everyone around them that they did. This behavior does not coincide with having self respect. He will move in on your friends, family and co-workers and begin real relationships with them. These relationships occur strictly for the sole purpose of convincing them that you are unconsciously in Love with the JERI-stalker. The madness of the Jeri -Stalker is that if he believes its true and he can convince your own social network that’s its true, then you will see that it’s true. Then you both will live happily ever after on a desert island with no other humans in sight. This way the relationship has no choice but the work. Do you see the sickness in the JERI-stalker's logic?

The problem arises when your friends start to like hanging out with the JERI-stalker. This is the method to his madness. People will start to see you, the "victim", as the "assailant" to the heart of the JERI-stalker. People will say things like, “He’s really good guy, I’m not sure what the big deal is with you guys”. The truth is, there is no deal, there is not you and him and there never was to begin with! This person is manifesting his own make believe relationship about having a relationship in the first place.  Your friends will start to side with the JERI-stalker and see you the same way you see the JERI-stalker.

What can be done to stop a JERI-stalker? Well, a sure method of success would be a shotgun blast to the face point blank range, but since most Women do not possess the constitution to do that, you will have to play his own game. What you have to do is completely cut out all friends who are now associated with the JERI-stalker. This way they will not be able to inform him of your daily goings on and more importantly, you will not hear about his. It will be hard to sever the friendships but in the long run it will be worth it. You may want to join the chess club to make sure you will never run into anyone who is friendly with the JERI-Stalker.

After weeks and perhaps months of no communication concerning your social life to the JERI-stalker from your friends, he will begin to reveal his true colors. The JERI-stalker will start behaving irrationally to your friends and begin not to trust them. He will assume you got to them and that they think he really is crazy. He will start to antagonize them and then apologize days later after he deleted your friends from his profile and then rescinds a friend request back. Your friends will slowly get the picture that this guy is unstable and more importantly physiologically FUCKED UP.  Your friends will then rally to you side and aid you in spreading the word about the JERI-stalker to other friends. A restraining order will be the next course of action suggested by your friends finally coming on board to your side.

The problem with a JERI-stalker is that there is no way of knowing if he truly lets you go. This could be a game of perpetual cat and mouse. Guy Code dictates the JERI-stalker is a fucking wack job and must be cut from the male pool of traditional masculinity. However, you must firmly tell him in front of a public setting that you want him to leave you alone and that if he does not you will get a restraining order against him. This all must be done in loud and serious ton with witnesses, such as  family and friends. You must take no chances so getting a rabid dog and a Mossberg 500 pump action is non-negotiable. The time for games is over, this guy could start talking to purple Unicorns and cut your head off and wear it as a hat as he drives state to state on the largest manhunt since DB Cooper jumped out of that Boeing 757 back in 1971.

In reality, there is a difference between a stalker and a JERI-stalker. The stalker can eventually be persuaded by self respect and definitely by police to get the fuck over it. A JERI-STALKER is like Norman Bates in the movie PSYCHO in that there is not getting through to him rationally. If a man fails to understand reason, logic and rationality, then he truly must be a woman and this is even more dangerous. If you have a JER-stalker or know someone who might, tell them to lock up tight and to contact the authorities immediately.