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| | | | Chris Hansen Date Line MSNBC Chris Hansen is the guy on Dateline MSNBC who sets up all the old guys who type to young girls on line. These old guys with even older balls type to young girls on community website sites and in some cases can actually score with these under aged girls. However, Hansen is part of a coordinated sting operation with local authorities to catch child predators when they foolishly show up at the young girls house. It so fucking hilarious when these moronic buffoons see Hansen and they recognize him from, dun dun dun To Catch A Predator! | | | | | | The Jailbait BaitHansen always uses a Decoy to pretend she is the 14 year old girl who wants oh so bad from a really old guy who has Old Balls. The dip shit idiot Cock Sucker shows up at the house and the decoy greets them at the door. She then quickly moves toward the kitchen to set his as up. The funny part is when Hansen pops out of no where and the guy looks like he saw Cesare's ghost! Some have the balls to ask where did the girl go? hahaha. That's how out of touch some of these idiot wackos really care. You would think they were on Capital Hill or something. | | | | | | Old Guys Typing To Young GirlsWhen an old ball gets caught the most common thing they say is, "I just wanted to make sure she was alright". Yeah right. Guys are only friends with girls who they would bang anyway. Like a man genuinely cares about the well being of a piece of ass? Bullshit, he is just putting his time in for the big show. It would be more accurate to say, "I was just checking on her because I was worried I wouldn't get laid if I didn't stop by to get liad". | | | | | | Elliott To Catch A PredatorLike this over weight glutton ever had a chance with a real Women. He gets online and talks to small girls because it makes him feel better about himself? Good lord. Hey Elliott, go to the strip club like ever other fat ass loser and learn to talk to women. Ya fuck. Better yet, why don't you join a gym and go there every day to better your own health! You could possibly meet girls of your caliber there as well. | | | | | | I Just Wanted To Get My Balls LickedCan you believe this idiot said getting your balls licked was not a sexual crime? Hahaha. I Love it. I guess Bill Clinton's blow job confused some people about what actually is, is... I guess the point that people made from Clinton's glory days of sexually humiliating his live in roommate Hillary was that a blow job isn;t Sex therefore a 14 year old girl licking your balls is not sex either! It is amazing what some people put together by following the irresponsible examples of others. | | | | | | Fat Ass and Mashed PotatoesI still find it amazing that these guys would show up at the girls house. Hell, I was afraid to sneak in my girlfriends house in high school and I was 16! These troglodyte males were just asking for a shot gun blast to the face. I am not condoning illegal statue behavior but seriously, get the little girl to get on her 3 wheeler and pedal down the road to your place! hahahaha. Duh. Again, I am not advocating for underage girls to get on their 3 wheelers. hahahaha | | | | | | Old Men Older Balls Seriously, how some of these guys actually bang a 13 year old girl leaves me lost in translation with Scarlett Johansen passed out with her breasts in my face. Dare I wake her up? NO! However, these guys have done this before and just happened to get caught now. I wonder what happened to a 13 year old girl to make her want to bang an old man who has old balls? I think the bigger question is, why is a 13 year old girl sexually active? My first girlfriend lost her virginity at age 13 because a 16 year old boy forced himself on her and she just let it happen because what did she know. Parents wake the fuck up you bunch of derelicts. Women need a heavy hand and a watchful eye upon them other wise they turn into cheap B porn stars who grow up hating their father. | | | | | | Bitch DrinksI love how Hansen adds insult to humiliation with some of these turd sniffers. He had bitch drinks set out to show these guys that they are nothing more than tea cup sipping Candy Ass sissy marys. The cops should really abuse the guy who actually sip the bitch drinks. I mean club the shit out of them. Do you know why there is no crime in Singpore? Google it. | | | | | | Squeel Fat BoyLook at Hansen's finger placement. He is telling this farm fucking faggot that he is going to be Ned Betty in Deliverance when he gets into prison. The guy in question obviously remembers that scene very well. "Squeel, Squeel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'm sure he will learn to appreciate a queit nights sleep after he is whaled by Jamal, Hector and OJ. | | | | | | Cute, Stupid, But CuteI bet the cops knocked his block off and the cameras saw him anyway.I bet you he was a gang member who didn't want to be seen by his homies because getting on computers and being nerdy is against gang rules. He wasn't keeping it real yo, in the hood, na mean? Chris Hansen did wonders in spreading this guys street credit though as it matters to fresh tight asshole in the showers of the prison yo! | | | | | | Why Don't You Have A Seat Over ThereI love how Hansen comes out and says, "Why don't you have a seat down over there". Most of these guys think its the girls father and immediately start apologizing. Hmmmmm. I guess they knew they were breaking the law but didn't realize what they were doing was morally repugnant? I guess the public school system is working half the time. Congrats to this idiot for realizing he was actually breaking the law and not the morals of society. Hmmmmm. We should probably tart legislating that too! lulz | | | | | | The Twice Caught IdiotTo be honest this guy was a high function retard. He was caught twice by Chris Hansen. He also had a big scar on the side of his head where he was experimented on by the government for being incredibly stupid. They tried to tweak his cognizant function so that he could make better choices in life. However the experiment reveal that he actually was making the choices he wanted to do regardless of the tweaking. The conclusion was to take him 50 miles in a rural country side and blow his brains out. Chris Hansen told the guy's mother that her son was taken to a farm. | | | | |
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