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| | | Sheyla Hershey World Record Boob Job
We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job. She wanted to have the world record for boob enhancement. This dumb brod already had eight previous surgeries and a full gallon of silicone poured into the only self esteem you can make artificially for Women, her tits. She was already doable in the since she was small and petite but now she looks like a desperate Goodyear blimp that needs to be popped.
Hershey formerly had a boob mass of 34 FFF. Moronically, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him because he was a rational thinking man but was a fool for dating a woman who has no confidence beyond the scope of her tits. The boyfriend should sell their Sex tapes to make up the difference for his humiliating defeat and she most likely gave the tit doctor something special for his efforts as well.
Hershey was stalled for a bit because of the Texas law about how much silicon can be dumped into one stupid chicks chest. I bet this girl has two brain cells left and they are both fighting each other (thank Puck). But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because the next size would have been KKK which would offend African Americans because of the historical connotation of KKK. However, I would suggest that African Americans would have been scared at her monster Godzilla tits more than anything.
This Run of the Mill average B list soft core porn star did some research to solve her boob implant problem. She found out Brazil not only didn't swab their needles with alcohol but had no restrictions about boob jobs. So she achieved her self made fame by getting her world record boobs done and now she looks like a platypus of dumbness. To be honest, her boobs don't look the biggest. I have seen bigger in another article (Ridiculous boob Jobs) for you viewing. Anyway, good job Sheyla, you look like a wasted flush of common sense, but hey, nice tits. Can't wait to see how your spinal column hold up with all the new pressure! | | | | | | www.sheylahershey.net
If I saw this woman walking around in Macy's I first would kick my own ass for shopping there. Secondly, I would literally follow her around with my camera and upload her walking around the mall on youtube. I would be famous if I did that. Stupid dumb big tit girl walks around mall. It would be genius. Ops, she is already doing that to promote her own fun bags. For what? She doesn't do nudity! What the hell is the point then you Anna Nicole fart smear of a twit! Still, Yes I would hit the ballzack blastos out of that and she knows this. That is why she has made these modifications to her body. To be able to mind read male thoughts about fornicating. Yea, she could have done that without sacrificing her own dignity. Oh well, cheers to guys who loves the big ones. | | | | | | Please Look At Me Now Daddy
I bet you anything she will get pushed over the edge when some real porn star goes after the world record. Just to reiterate, I know I have seen bigger boobs before and I thought they were disgusting,. However, I would not turn down Hershey if she wanted to smother my arrogance in her tits. By all means, show me I'm an asshole. Glub glub glub . I wonder if she insures those big bad GI JOES! | | | | | | OMGAH I Have Bigger Boobs!
It is a pretty sad story indeed that you are not even in soft core porn movies with tits like that. What other purpose would serve you to have mammories of that size? To be in the circus? Seriously, go get an appointment to have Peter North (he did gay porn) and have him spray down those puppies. What other use are you to have them for? Does Hershey think she can get knocked up and go feed the starving world with her milk bladders? Hell no, she is just trying to steal the attention from the other moronic female who had 8 babies for no reason other than a mediastorm of wet dream proportaions. | | |
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