68 Girl

 Since the 1920's Women have been given freedom at the expense of reality and the newer generations of these women are embracing it with reckless vigor. More specifically, it has been suggested that these empowered women are abandoning their traditional gender roles toward sexual foreplay. I would disagree and blame Candy Ass males for being a feminized Sissy Mary and not taking the horse by the reigns but do not under estimate the power of this new foe. Recently has emerged the 68 and I owe you one girl who has been leaving guys at a loss for words when the foreplay is reversed in their favor. These women have begun to act like men in the return the favor department of oral Sex. You know, getting head but not giving it. Are you in disbelief? Then let's delve into what the 69 really is, who the 68 girl is, what the blow job means to men and why men are getting the short end of the foreplay from this new female anomaly.

To shed a little light on the the number 69, it didn't necessarily mean that both male and female get in the 69 position. No, it really meant that both men and women went down on each other. The sexual position is always associated with 69 because the number 69 depicts two stick figures, one of a man and the other a women facing each others genitals. However, this was just a clever coincidence and there is no order to the touching of the genitals. It really just meant you both warm each other parts up for the big show. In point of fact, 68 and I owe you one parodies what 69 meant all along, for both man and woman to give each other fellatio but the woman gets hers and then bounces.

Finding out who the 68 and I owe you one girl is would be like trying to figure out which Palestinian will be a suicide bomber. You defiantly would be better off to assume all girls are a potential 68 girl. These girls are typically found at shitty wanna be clubs (like Buckheads in Raleigh NC), college parties, and the acquaintances of the girlfriends of your male friends. The latter are the trickiest ones to decipher because you feel as though you kind of know them because of the social network that you both somewhat belong to. I assure you you would be walking in the devils den in Gettysburg Pennsylvania on July 2nd 1863 if you think you can trust that scenario. Nonetheless, the 68 and I owe you one girl is no different than a man who is looking for the quick in and out.

Women are still having random sex but they are skipping over the foreplay of the BJ. Men since the dawn of time have always loved the blow job. The blow job is a sense of empowerment and it can make any man regardless of his financial or social status feel like a king. Think of it t this way, a man typically is sitting down when receiving a blowjob and the woman is on her knees. Now look at it from a perspective of royalty. A man sitting down is a king on his throne while the common girl is pleasuring his penis on her submissive knees bowing ever so true. Now that is an empowering sexual act giving rise to both sexual pleasure and psychological pleasure to the man. Women regardless of equal societal status could never experience the power of the blow job and perhaps they are bitter about it resulting in becoming a 68 girl.

Women now a days claim it is more intimate to give a blow job than it is to have sex. Gross. They in turn become a 68 girl and abandon their traditional foreplay rituals. So, when a guy takes the chance and goes down on a girl she will most likely take a 68 and I owe you one pass on him. So the guy is left there standing half nude with a limp dick because his supposed cheer leader went home with the away teams quarter back. In other words, some of these guys who have balls drop off syndrome have started to go down on girls first. Well these girls are known to get off that way and when they do there is no reason for them to stick around. I do not know why guys practice chivalry to random girls they pick up in a club. Chances are a random club rat chick is a 68 and I owe you one girl and you must Hit it and Quit It, chuck it and fuck it, pump it and dump it before she can owe you anything.

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 This poor soul is Alex Paychek who found out the hard way what it feels like to get a visit from a 68 girl. He sad it start off having a wonderful meal at Bob Evans restaurant and Alex even bothered to pick up the check. He then took her back to his apartment to explore the wild side of no consequence sexual exploration. He thought he would really make an impression on her by pulling a Olympic high dive into the pool of her Lady garden. Before he realized it, he plowed a furrow and her feild was planted with the tip of his tongue. Before he realized it, the harvest was in and he was waiting for her to play with his rake. She said thanks for the tingles but I'm running late, so I owe you one and she left. Alex has not been the same ever since. Don't be this guy...