Take a Chance and Kiss Her

A lady friend of mind who is no stranger to sending textual innuendos once told me, “I’d rather a guy ask forgiveness than to ask permission”. For those of you who don’t appreciate Shakespeare, she meant a woman would rather get pissed off at you for trying to kiss her than to ask permission to do it. Some guys use the excuse that they practice chivalry. I hate to break it to you but chivalry has nothing to do with asking permission and for all of you who think it does, the Knights of the Round Table are dead. Chivalry is about being a man by taking control in a very polite way through strength, confidence and a carefree attitude.

I have guy friends who suffer from “ balls drop off syndrome” and the things they tell me about being rejected make me want to sleep at a strip club. I mean seriously, do balls drop off? Don’t give me, “Oh, I just wanted to be a gentleman and I can’t help it if I respect Women”. No. What you can’t help is being a pussy and actually facing rejection by trying to take what you want by assuming she wants it too. If she doesn’t, she will tell you she doesn't (unless its one of those vagina monologue chicks who wants to be a victim). Women don’t respect men who have to ask permission no matter how polite you are. She will say, “He’s a real nice guy but”, and then list all of your character flaws.

Being called a nice guy is not a compliment it is a criticism. Think long and hard about all the nice guys you know. That's right, it just dawned on you that they are all a bunch of Nickelodeon watching mommas's boys who have a big heart and get taken advantage of by chicks. Does the term Super Guy Best Friend Mode mean anything to you? Stop being so damn nice by acting like Ducky (Jon Cryer) in the movie Pretty in Pink. Not all guys who ask permission fit that description, they're just desperate but nonetheless a candyass who wants the girl to take control.

When a man doesn't take control he loses the very thing women quake in their boots for which is unafraid masculinity. A Woman wants a man to tell her how it’s going to be, that everything is going to be alright, what you both are having for dinner that night and then to pin her damn legs behind the back of her head without her having to ask. That’s what women want, initiative, confidence and to not give a shit if they reject you because you’re so damn cool you will find another one. Hell, even when you do find another girl, the one who rejected you now wants you because she can’t have you. That’s being a man and thats what women want.

If you are a guy and like a girl or just want to have Sex with her, don’t tell her, and just try it. A woman no matter how much self respect she has, she still wants to be a woman which involves being taken by the strong arms of a man. If you want to feel her out first, then joke about having sex without saying, “Hey would you ever consider having sexual relations with a guy like me?” Asking something like that is ridiculous and makes you look like a Toolshed. Only a woman can ask something like that and have it work because of the pussy comitatus law. Remember, middle school is over, if you can’t take some initiative you will end up marrying the first girl you lay and she will treat you like shit.