Pussy Comitatus Law

Women have always had the upper hand when it comes to propositioning Sex. Pretty much all a woman has to do is ask, "hey wanna fuck?" and 9 times out of 10 (if he is not Clay Aiken) a guy will say "um yea". The problem emerges when the tables turn and the guy asks the girl the same question, "Hey wanna fuck"? The girl responds in disgust from atop her moral high ground and exclaims, "ewww you're creepy". After being rejected via text message the girl sends a series of ball busting insults that further diminishes a man's confidence of making random booty calls. This female sexual soliciting phenomenon is the Pussy Comitatus Law and the following will explain why men are at a woman's the beck and call when it comes to having sex.

Pussy Comitatus Law became widely known during the information age of the 1990's often referred to as the IT BOOM as things such as internet, email, cell phones, and text messages started to be used for booty calling. The Law states that men can not initiate a sexual proposition with a female as it matters to a one night stand, booty call, random hook up or similar sexual act and have the women feel compelled or obligated to act on it. In addition to, only a woman can offer sex on her terms and have a man drop whatever he is doing to have sex with the woman who initiated the booty call. Furthermore, guilt trips associated with booty calls are only effective when a woman suggests this will be the only time that she will have sex with you so if you want it you better come get it now. This is the crux of the Pussy Comitatus Law and men do not have the ability to achieve a sexual ultimatum with a girl they would not normally have the opportunity to have sex with so they welch (anglo-saxon slur) and comply to her sexual offer hands down. 

Women have always had the upper hand when it comes to sex. Men are visually stimulated by a woman's body combined with her psychological persona of what sex would be like to have with her. Although evidence suggests that women are just as horny as men, women have created an illusion that they are not preoccupied with sex and this illusion is in the guise of Victorian etiquette. In other words, they use a facade in the form of lady like prudish behavior. Regardless if we know this not to be true, women all operate under this collective deception and it's power is undeniable. The purse strings to the pussy are always in the hands of the woman who is dangling it in front of men they wish to have or not have sex with.

The issue men face is a struggle with their own ego as to why a man must always drop what he is doing in order to get laid on a woman's terms alone. Some men refuse to drop what they are doing in order to go get laid but I assure you they regret it in the long run but keep it to themselves. More specifically, they will be fantasizing about that regret for months and in the end they will admit they fucking should have done it. However, there are cases where a man's principles will over come the power of the pussy because he realizes he will get a chance with someone one else more closer to equal terms and an equal playing field (or at least that's how we rationalize missing out on primo ass).

There are always examples of men being able to manipulate sex out of women but the statistics are far more in the favor of women holding all the cards. More over, using the caveman days where a caveman clubbed a woman in the head and took what he wanted can not be used as a legitimate example. Sorry guys, this is not Viet Nam, there are rules here. In addition to, women can cause men to cheat on their wives, fiancees and girlfriends by giving them a pussy ultimatum. A woman either it be friend or even a stranger can create this pussy pedestal of erotic hormonal curiosity that causes a man to want experience this sexual opportunity. A man is programed to be a farmer and he must plant his seed (at least the act of planting anyway) and women are the field. In conclusion, because a man reacts on his hormones and women cause the reaction, the Pussy Comitatus Law of sex dictates a man can not statistically give booty call ultimatums and will more often than not accept any pussy offering from a woman giving the same.