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TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GET FAKE BOOBS

1) According to the National Institute of Medicine, 25 to 40 percent of people who get breast implants end up needing another operation to correct something wrong with the first one. (The rate varied in particular studies, depending on things like how long Women were monitored, the typical time being five years.)

2) A study by a maker of saline breast implants, Mentor, found that 27 percent of implants put into breast cancer patients had to be taken back out again within three years, due to side effects. Another 13 percent had to have lesser corrective surgeries. The competing manufacturer McGhan has similar numbers. Even for healthy patients, both were forced to admit that "most women experienced at least one complication over the three year period".

3) In general, breast cancer patients have complications with implants far more often than healthy people do. Many of the complications are about three times as likely for mastectomy reconstruction patients as for cosmetic augmentation patients. We regard this as socially the most acceptable and necessary time for implants to be used, but medically it is the most risky and unjustifiable time to use them.

4) Up to 9 percent of saline implants end up deflating within just three years, according to the Food and Drug Administration. The FDA also found that complications become more and more common for each year implants spend in the body.

5) Another FDA study found that even among women who had not complained of any perceived trouble with their implants, MRI scans showed two thirds of them have ruptured implants on at least one side. The rate was actually higher in 10 to 15 year old implants than with 20 year old ones, because the older ones were made with thicker containers. In 21 percent of women in the study, significant volumes of silicone were found to have migrated elsewhere in the body. Doctors removing implants often claim that they ruptured at the time of removal. This study makes me suspect, as some patients long have, that many doctors are lying about this for some reason, perhaps to avoid liability.

6) Though rare, it is not unknown for complications to be so severe that the breast ends up getting amputated. The chest wall can be injured. Your lungs and heart can be affected. You can end up dead.

7) They sometimes find cultures of microorganisms growing inside saline implants when they're removed. This is worrisome given that the newest implants contain vegetable oil... it could spoil. Saline, at least, is not a nutritious meal for bacteria. Even the silicone gel ones sometimes get some kind of mildewy looking stuff growing inside them... and each new fluid they've tried has been friendlier to microorganisms than the last one was.

8) If you're a European patient who has the option of oil-filled implants (these implants have not been approved in the US), British doctor Rahim Karjoo warns that oils leaking into the body will absorb calcium, and the resulting soap like material, if it enters the bloodstream, can create fat emboli which can kill you without warning. The British government recently withdrew its approval for oil-filled implants and they will no longer be sold there.

9) Surgery in fatty tissues runs a much higher risk of difficult and dangerous infections taking root than surgery in lean tissue does. Infections with implants present are harder to treat than otherwise. In some cases the implant has to be taken out before the infection can be controlled. This problem affects about one breast augmentation patient out of 80.

10) The "exoneration" of silicone and implants is based on a failure to link it to certain autoimmune diseases that some implant patients were diagnosed with: arthritis, lupus, sclerodoma, etc. Interestingly, the same symptoms (sore joints, weak muscles, fatigue, cognitive difficulties) keep leading to different diagnoses, none of which was provable in itself. The obvious conclusion is that the condition is a separate disease that somewhat resembles these others. One theory is that many of these symptoms might be caused by ethylene oxide, which was used to sterilize many implants after they were manufactured, possibly contaminating the material. They also found no link with breast cancer... but overall cancers were another matter. Two recent NIH studies of overall mortality of women with implants, one from the National Cancer Institute (Dr. Louise Brinton) and one from the FDA, found plenty of extra mortality relative to patients of other plastic surgeries. Causes included lung cancer, brain cancer, a few other cancers, other lung diseases, and an increased rate of suicide.

 
 

 Ridiculous Boob Jobs

I'm not saying I wouldn't stuff my Arthur in her Camelot, I'm saying that after I blew my dick snot on her tits she still would be ridiculous for getting pre-manufactured pancake tits. I'm sure this girl is gorgeous behind those sun glasses but what kind of pain is hiding behind those eyes Kuno? She obviously has a hot body and a pretty face so why the fuck mess it up with retarded porn tits? There is no answer because there is no reason. It's completely ridiculous. I don't know why any guy or girl for that matter, would think having half a volley ball poking 3 inches below her shoulder is hot. The message you are giving is, damn every guy wants to bang me but that's all they seem interested in. Damn, I should have become a pornstar where ridiculous boobs like these are understood. Her friend next to her has nice fake boobs but looks like Lindsay Lohan coming out of her 3rd week of rehab.

 
 

 Gaping Canyon Boob Job

Symmetry is hotter than size. It looks like a rabid squirrel ate the bottom right half of that tit. This chick is flaunting them like they are the cats pajamas too. Again, I would spray the golden goose all over her fake ridiculous tits but that is about it. Some of you may not realize that these people are not pornstars. Only pornstars should have deformed ridiculous tits and not aging women who are twice divorced whose kids live with their grand mother.

 
 

 Clown Tits

Ok, this girl was a brown eyed beauty who obviously thought she needed the special attention of a boob monger. Let me ask you a question, are clowns funny? Yes they are you say. Then why the hell do you want to make people laugh at your boobs turned clown tits? There is a two inch gap between her tits on the right side and this is the classic case of clown tits. Before she has her ridiculous boob job she was gorgeous and respectful looking. I'm telling you, there is nothing attractive with having a gap the size have comedian Paul F. Tompkins toofies between your tits.

 
 

 Tyrannosaurs Rex Tits

There is nothing more sexy than have the likeness of T-Rex's nut sack on a girls chest. This is just plan life goes on Quarky retarded. To be honest, I'm not sure I could even bang one of the brods while being on top. She would have to get on her knees or something. That way I would feel like I was banging a circus carny. I can only imagine what her breast will look like 50 years after her death and so does Alan Jackson.

 
 

 Driver Side Airbag Boob Job

Wow, from the neck up her face is gorgeous but her drivers side airbag titties take the sauce out of my taco. I guess she wanted not to have the classic fake boob job gap between her tits like most of the others. The give away is the fucking arch at the top of the boob where there is a fucking casting shadow. A great boob should decline out and over not begin from over and out. Good god, does this look normal? Real tits can not be beat and there are some great designer impostors, but these girls continue to get the most whiter trash tits available on the market. Guys only bang you because of how whorey you look with your ridiculous tits. If that is all you are after than why don't you just make it official and be a pornstar?

 

 



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jhop   |69.134.189.xxx |2008-12-14 06:10:55
fake titties are fun to play with and make fun of!
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