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 | | | Want to have a Secret Affair? It's true, you can now have a secret online affair with Women in your zip code. This is the match.com site for unhappy people in mis-matched marriages. Well, maybe not mis-matched but the flames have gone out. I bet you are asking whether or not the website service is real? You bet your unhappy married ass it is. I have a friend who said his girlfriend would do things that his wife just wouldn't do. I don't blame him for cheating. If Sex dies in the relationship a man will seek it else where.
I wish I could say the website was for just causal meaningless sex but its a little deeper than that. Believe it or not most men need to have sex to express their emotional connection to their partner. However a woman thinks that giving him fellatio, doing it in weird positions or having sex more than once a month is rewarding him. No. A man needs to be connected to his woman sexually. If a man's partner closes up sexually it will only be a matter of time before he will look for it elsewhere.
Ladies, if you are unwilling to please your man, no worries, he will find it on Ashley Madison. For some of you women out there you probably are relieved. This way he will stay married to you and you no longer have to worry about sexually satisfying your man! So in a way, Ashley Madison is a great thing for marriages. Since women lose interest in sex after having all the kids they wish to have, men can go on being the constant gardeners that they are genetically programmed to be. | | | | | | Ashley Madison TestimonialsThe above banner has detailed testimonials of those who have had successful affairs on ashleymadison.com. If you have any doubts yet you really want to have an affair, convince yourself by reading the testimonies. My friend conveys that ashleymadison.com is a lot like match.com. You sign up, pay your fee and find people who are looking to have and affair. You basically wink at each other, send messages back and forth via a secure internet connection, meet for lunch and decide whether or not this person is a good fit to have an affair. | | |  | | | Steps to Cheating on Ashley Madison 1. Sign up on the website (Get a undisclosed credit card from your bank).
2. Fill in honestly your personality stats. (Answer the questions and spill your guts).
3. Upload flattering yet realistic current images of yourself (5 picture minimum).
4. Play the Numbers Game. Look around and wink at any chick (send a message to 10 chicks a day).
5. Practice emailing with women to get the feel (get used to the idea of cheating by communicating with women who are facing the same yearn).
6. Once you get over the fact that you are emotionally cheating, start looking for the affair (Narrow down your list and focus solely on the possibles).
7. Once you find an equally unhappy woman begin contact (Start planting the seeds to grow the affair).
8. Get personal, ask questions, such as why she signed up (when feel more comfortable when you ask why they want an affair, what they are seeking from it and that you want the same thing).
9. Suggest a harmless meeting, such as lunch (meet for the first time to test compatibility and attraction).
10. Get more intimate but communicate through the website only (keep the dialogue via ashleymadison.com messaging).
11. Refrain from texting or actually calling on your cell phone (never text or use the phone unless its a blocked number).
12. Suggest a meeting place for the affair (the gym, work, mall, park, movie theater etc).
13. You must use cash only if you are meeting at a hotel ( cashless paper trail will conceal your affair).
14. Perform the affair during work hours (Take a sick day to ensure there will not be time constraints).
15. Buy condoms. Use condoms. Eventually get a STD check up if you want to have unprotected sex (You must ask for HVS1, HVS2, AIDS and all the bacterial tests).
16. Keep it secret, keep it safe, do not fall in Love (this is the tricky one, have multiple affairs so you do not run the risk of falling in love).
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