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People who are trying to prevent us from having a good time are the same people who give a shit about carbon emissions. Dude, seriously, if you believe in global warming fine, but are you going to give up money, pussy, steak, gas, clothes, fun, parties, beer, wine liquor etc? Hell fucking no, so shut the fuck up. The only people willing to part with the comforts of living we have become accustomed to are the candy asses who play dungeons and dragons and don't care about getting their fuck on. More over, the only guys who give a shit about carbon emission are Candy Ass sissy marys who never have had their dick sucked by a woman before.
This show Carbon Cops is an Australian TV show that is basically another shitty reality TV show with no real audience. However, its annoying to think that people out there think they have the right to spy on you and turn you into to authorites over the mythic carbon foot print bull shit. So if you are out there cooking steaks, enjoy beers, chasing pussy, taking long showers and not recycling, they will tell on you to what ever made up wasted tax payer government intuition in charge.
So who stars in the show of ridiculous gayness? Lets see, there is Sean Fitzgerlad, a scientist who really is a nancy boy in search of his father who abandoned him foe bing a sisy mary at birth. He hasn't been able to let this go and he embraces his own gayness by snitching on men who enjoy the fruits of the bachelor life which include eating steak, chasing Women, drinking, taking long showers and driving fast as shit. The female in this duet is named Lish Fejer who hides her hate for cock by acting like a derranged environmentalist hell bent on recycling condoms to take away the feeling of unprotected intercourse. She is the most dangerous of all in this show.
So in all reality, this show is not about relaity. It's about making people think they actually have a bearing on the environment of the world counting the actions of man as though one grain of salt in the sea will effect anything. Seriously, if you give legitimacy to these people they will destroy the third world from modernatizing and being able to practice Guy Code and enjoy the life of freedom, partying, Sex, drugs rock and roll. Its a shame that they have to use smo0ke and mirror to socilaize children into thinking they are evil for being born and the things they like to do are wrong. Join the fight by not giving a shit about these cock suckers and anyone else who thinks your fun should be limited because they want to control you in the guise of saving the environment.
| | | | | | Lt. Colonel Frank Slade About Carbon Cops
I would like to take the altered words of Lt. colonel Frank Slade Unites States Army and see what he would say to people forcing children to watch Carbon Cops.
Lt. Colonel Frank Slade:
"I don't know who would watch this show, Al Gore, Richard Gear, Kanyee West, Madonna (filthy whore) whoever. Their spirit is dead; if they ever had one, it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea-going snitches. And if you think your preparing these "minnows" for manhood, you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit enjoying the fruits of life in which being a man instills! What a sham! What kind of show are you guys putting' on here today? I mean, the only class in this act are the people who are getting snitched on by these pussy ass Carbon Cops. I say Lish Fejer needs to be gone down on and I mean by a man. She needs to go home and taste the real honey! Not parade around with a nancy boy peter puffer like Sean FitzGerald." |
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