I was sitting on my couch and I saw the newest of the AXE commercials (can be seen below) and I was disgusted. I thought AXE had the best commercials depicting Women's true nature until I saw their latest AXE hair care product commercial. They seem to have gotten away from revealing women's hormonally craved sexual deviance that would stop at nothing to get the big D. In a nut shell, women were seen as controlling intelligent and dismissing traditional masculinity as it mattered to a guys hair condition and how they would like it to be. In the commercial the male had unwashed, dirty and greasy hair which traditionally how real men keep it. Then I hear the tag line from a girl saying there was a male hair relief crisis. My god, the feminization of masculinity is coming to the forefront of male hygiene products.
New research from the AXE company confirms that girls care a lot about guys' hair. In fact, AXE performed a bullshit study that claimed nearly three of out of four (74 percent) agree that hair is one of the first things they notice about a guy. What they failed to mention in this study was that they were controlled questions and were led into the desired answer for commercial purposes. The real question was, "What do you look at in a guy the first time you see them?" The answer from 64% of women was money and the 36% of women left said a guys car. Women don't care what a guys hair smells like when they are digging his ride and spending his money. As long as they find a rich guy they dont give a shit how is hair is presented.
"With the introduction of AXE Hair products, we see a tremendous opportunity to meet guys' needs and help them navigate the mating game," said David Rubin, marketing director for AXE Hair. "Our products are based on the consumer insight that guys groom to get the girl. AXE Hair is specifically designed to create hair that guys want and girls Love." Ok Dave, then why the hell didn't you say that in the commercial? The commercial used a damn dirty pig to symbolize how men are perceived by feminists who nag male politicians to death to get legislation pushed favorably to their ridiculous causes. We don't need to be reminded how fat lesbian feminists see heterosexual males in a commercial about great smelling hair. Keep it dirty like you used to when women acted like whores and that will keep men buying AXE products.
The sample population of 2,000 women were asked questions in this unscientific study was also misleading. If you ask a girl where she wants to eat she gives you a dumb look and shrugged shoulders. How the hell could women then answer a question about something as complicated as men? AXE Hair features five shampoos and one conditioner designed to solve these specific hair errors to give guys a clean she will notice and soft, touchable hair. Bullshit, they will notice first how deep his pockets are and size up his ROTH IRA. The proof of this is all the fat smelly rich guys hot ass girls end up marrying.
AXE go back to your roots and quit this fluffy feel good technical shit about hair. Running surveys about men to women is also a complete waste of time. "I've been working with guys for more than a decade and I've found that many need help with their hair, since not all guys have someone like me to make them look great," said celebrity hair stylist Diana Schmidtke. What do you know a woman who needs a job. All guys care about is crushing ass, drinking beer and beating other men in Serial Crushing. They could give a shit about how soft a product makes their hair. We don't mind using AXE products but quit blowing smoke up our ass about the virtues of this product. We have women to do that for us all the time.
Feminism Has Influenced AXE Hair Products
I never thought I would see the day where a commercial so sexually degrading as AXE commercials would lose sight of their product. It seems feminism has crept into the creativity of a once masculine company. The symbolic use of a pig in this commercial describes men's true nature according to a Feminist who is a lesbian anyway. If that wasn't enough it revealed that men need saving from the wise ways of feminine opinion of hygiene. What the hell is that? Why would a company as Balls out Natalie as AXE be so candyassic about a pussy crushing product? IT doesn't make sense. I really wonder what the hell happen to the AXE commercial dream team? Sounds like one of them became P-Whipped and was ordered to change their image!
