How To Hook Up With A Liberal Chick

The Green Energy Hook Up approach is a way for a well rounded practitioner of Guy Code to sexually sample extreme left wing girls. Extreme left wing chicks or "hippie chicks" are perhaps one of the greatest lays under uncle Cletus’s hen house. They are nasty and are open to anything. They have no real standards because they are without rationality and operate on all emotions which separates them from normal girls. We will explore the types of "hippie chicks", why they are sexually superior and how they got to be this way.

 Partisan politics is what defines a hippie chick. The latest environmental trend of global warming has made this genre of female a great sexual vessel. The hippie chicks develop in high school but are not the same type that develops in a college environment. High school hippie chicks are really "drama chicks". Drama chicks are the girl who acted in plays and were the goth, emo or forlorn and the infinite sadness type girl.

 The college hippie chick developed from the social ills that surround the American college environment. There is always something to protest in American but the global warming issue is ripe for the motherly instinct to take shape in the form of a hippie chick. Because they feel the earth is being destroyed they become this sort of all natural being and become peculiar about products, food, and clothing.

 In college, most people do not have jobs so there is more time to think about nothing. Women already have this however it's intensified when in college. So, these hippie chicks then join clubs or societies like habitat for humanity, green peace or protest groups. They are taught what to hate and where to hate it. If you are reading this article and you have a penis and you dress like a prep, hippie chicks are taught to hate you.

 Guys who dress up like preps or anything representative of success, is the target of a hippie chick. These prep more or less, represent THE MAN or the corporations that are destroying the earth. This causes much animosity felt by the hippie chicks and gives them reason to actively dislike you. If they dislike you it means they care about what you think and that is half the battle.

 This hatred toward the prep is important to the sexual maneuver into banging a hippie chick. The focus is already on the prep so there is an expectation level there already. Basically the Ground Work of introduction has already been laid down and she assumes she already knows you. This will be important when you completely surprise her that you Love the earth (GREEN ENERGY SUPPORTER) and that she had you all wrong. When she lets her guard down strike and strike hard.

 Hippy Chicks Equal Wild Sex

In order to snag a piece of hippie ass you have to be seen as a Green Energy supporter. This is not a political attack but hippie people are all about the saving environment regardless of what politics are threatening it. Hippies truly are in a world all to themselves and don't care the other people live a different on the same planet. The following will go over some techniques in order to shock and surprise a hippie chick and hopefully they will unleash the beast on you back at their hospice they reside at.

Liberal Guy Are Weenies

Why are hippie chicks so crazy and wild in bed you ask? Think about it, we all know liberal men are only genetically XY chromosome and have no masculinity. Essentially they are women with a penis. Regardless of the feministic banter, women love to be control especially in bed. Liberal men fail to do this because they treat hippie chicks like they would their mother. Not sexy, so you have an in.

 Candy Ass Liberal

You have to appear not to be a hippie or a liberal so you can be different. Practically be yourself but come off as an INDEPENDENT. An “INDEPENDENT” is someone who can’t take a side and seems to be above the political fray and is superior to everyone by concealing how they truly feel. So, when you are chatting with a hippie chick you can appear to be a soul concerned for all things that can not defend themselves all the while appearing to be a masculine man. This will get their pilot light blinking fo sho.

Hippy Girls Are Wild Child

At this point they are expressing an interest at you because your coming off totally opposite of how they perceived you. In their minds they are digging you, no pun intended. The key is bringing masculinity into your tree hugging techniques. The men they are use to are limp wristed sissy Marys who have never learned Ron Jeremy's stroke. So, with these liberal weenier guys, the hippie chicks are backed up with sexual frustration.

Global Warming Fear Equals Getting Pussy

Global warming is being used against all masculine males perpetuated by RADICAL feminists who are trying to sabotage our penises. The reality is most feminists are fat, ugly, or suffer from some other physical lacking that causes them not to get laid and they are bitter. So, they have to influence women or gender as being under attack by chauvinist males. So, we had to come up with a strategy to bypass the radical feminists movement against real men slapping honkey on those asses.

Al Gore Needs Ass

The movie "an inconvenient truth" is a great tool to lay a hippie chick. I know it will be a pain to watch and totally full of hot air, but the hippie chicks believe it. So, watch this thing and suspend disbelief long enough to seal the deal with the hippie chick. She will use GREEN ENERGY to suck start your leaf blower fo sho. Recently Al Gore has gotten himself some ass and has gotten himself into trouble for it.

 Contains Mercury In Bulb

Go shopping with the hippie chick and buy these light bulbs. They are infatuated with them. If you can hold one and run her fingers down the contours of it and look into her eyes and say,"we're saving the planet already" you'll seal the deal in no time.Women are so easily fooled by big political talk. Their brain can not compute reality and man world at the same time. t's not even fair to be able to manipulate them that easily.

 Thank God For Global Warming

If you are losing your sanity by being a tree loving, energy saving, reality denialist and are starting to believe in global warming relax. Take a look at this picture. Lets say global warming is true. After looking at this picture, does it really matter? No, start Serial Crushing hippie chicks and get over your worries, ass is top priority here not the damn planet.

 Bagdad Bob Loves Global Warming

The above picture is that of "Bagdad Bob". You might remember him from the second Iraq war as the Iraqi press secretary. He was full of shit however he was in fact doing it all for Guy Code as the illustration reads. Bagad Bob too acting as though global warming and the usage of green energy was a reality. He knew that American hippie chicks were the cats meow and he was doing his part to shank that pink ass. We are enemies but friends as it regards to his approach using this guy code method.

 Polar Bears and Melting Ice Caps

Carry a picture around in your wallet at all times of this guy. He will be a saving grace for your chances of laying a hippie chick. Tell them that you are trying to set up an adopting a polar bear foundation. They should be trying to rip your belt off after saying that. Polar Bears will maul a human being to death the first chance they get. However, liberal men try to hug them and they end up being killed. That is another bonus for not having to compete for liberal chicks.  You should be able to take it from there.

 Avril Lavigne Skater Chick

Skater chicks are another group that can be classified into the genre of hippie chicks. Well, just a modern day classification or liberal chick. Hippie is just an easy way to sum up their whole existence. However, skater chicks do have a strong tom boyish personality. It can be a tough nut to crack but well worth the secret exploring. They can change a tire and make fire. That is a very hard type of liberal to break. However, they will break your prick off in their venus Fly Trap. Oh yeah. Go for it.

 ZERO Skater Chick

I've dated my share of skater chicks mostly in high school. This one will remain hush hush but she is a root beer. ;) Anyway, she was a wild child as it mattered to the hidden pleasures that exist under the sheets. When a preppy boy can sneak into the skater sub culture the skater chick / hippie will take their frustration on the skater guys out on your love stick. Skater guys would rather skate and ignore a skater chick or also, they may be too sissy to hit the skater girl like Avril Lavigne did in that video. Blind rage, most preppy guys will not go after it but its defiantly more exciting in the sheet tint than you’re barbie girl preppy who thinks she has to act the same way in the streets as she does in the sheets.

 AW My Old Liberal Fuck Buddy

Ok, the following is a list of things to do in order to impress hippie chicks. If you can remember at least 15 of these you will be golden. Bring them up in conversation and ask them what they do to help global scamming, I mean, WARMING. I know its a load of crap but you will do anything to close the deal. its guy code

Be More Green Check List

1. Lower your thermostat. Buy a programmable thermostat.

2. Reuse your water bottle. Avoid buying bottled water. In fact, reuse everything at least once, especially plastics.

3. Check out your bathroom. Use low-flow faucets, showerheads, and toilets.

4. Start a compost in your back yard or on your rooftop.

5. Buy foods locally. Check out Eat Local Challenge and Food Routes to get started. Buy locally made products and locally produced services.

6. Buy in season.

7. Buy compact fluorescent light bulbs. You'll find more on energy-efficient products and practices at Energy Star.

8. Turn off lights and electronics when you leave the room. Unplug your cell phone charger from the wall when not using it. Turn off energy strips and surge protectors when not in use (especially overnight).

9. Recycle your newspapers.

10. Car pool. Connect with other commuters at eRideShare.

11. Consider a car sharing service like Zipcar.

12. Ride a bike.

13. Walk, jog, or run.

14. Go to your local library instead of buying new books.

15. At holidays and birthdays, give your family and friends the gift of saving the earth. Donate to their favorite environmental group, foundation, or organization.

16. Get off Junk mail lists. Green Dimes can get you started. They’ll even plant a tree for you!

17. Buy products that use recyclable materials whenever possible.

18. If you use plastic grocery bags, recycle them for doggie poop bags or for small trashcan liners.

19. Bring your own bags to the grocery store. Given a choice between plastic and paper, opt for paper.

20. Buy locally. Find farmers’ markets, family farms, and other sources of sustainable grown food near you at Local Harvest.

21. Consider organic cleaning products like vinegar, borax, and baking soda.

22. If you have a baby, consider using cloth diapers. To sign up for a diaper service to do the dirty work, check out the National Association of Diaper Services.

23. Consider buying a fuel-efficient car or a hybrid.

24. Landscape with native plants. Check out the article on the EPA website.

25. Opt into a clean energy program. Check out the Green Power Network at the US Department of Energy.

26. Go paperless. Consider reading your newspaper and magazine subscriptions online. Switch to electronic banking and credit card payment, too.

27. Teach kids about the environment.

28. Take your batteries to a recycling center. Earth 911 gives you the scoop.

29. Turn your car off if you’re going to be idle for more than one minute.

30. Do full loads of laundry and set the rinse cycle to “cold.”

31. Recycle. If you’re not at home, take the extra steps, (literally), to find that recycling can.

32. Reuse. Plastic food containers make good crayon and marker holders. Use padded envelops more than once. Buy your toddler or preschooler’s clothes from a thrift shop and give away those that don’t fit to friends. Goodwill or the Salvation Army can help.

33. Limit the length of your showers. Even better, take a “navy shower,” shutting off the water while soaping up and shampooing.

34. Don’t run the water when brushing your teeth. Learn about water scarcity.

35. Wash towels after several uses.

36. Purchase one case of water and provide clean water to 24 people (for over twenty years).

37. Give away your goods and find new ones at FreeCycle.

38. Recycle your technology. Dell, Hewlett Packard, Apple, and IBM, among others, offer recycling programs.

39. Go zero! Log on to the Conservation Fund’s Carbon Zero Calculator and in less than five minutes, you can measure and then offset your carbon dioxide emissions by planting trees.

40. Put your money where your mouth is—invest in green investments. Web sites like Co-op America's National Green Pages™ can help.

41. Learn about threats to ocean life and help Greenpeace take action.

42. Whenever you can, try using green cleaning products. Check out Cheap, Clean, and Green.

43. Find your local watershed and learn how to protect it.

44. Build a greener home.

45. Opt for eco-friendly and holistic health products.

46. Good to the last drop. Switch to fair trade coffee.

47. Go paperless at work. Distribute company information and post company material online.

48. Eliminate junk mail at work. For no fee, the EcoLogical Mail Coalition will eliminate the junk that former employees receive at work.

49. Plant a forest and feed a family while you’re at it.

50. Shop smart. Choose eco-smart products.