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Feminine Products

Feminine products are not just, midol, tampoons, or birth control. Women go through such lengths to look and smell great. Why would a guy be any different? Masculinity has casued many men to over emphasize the presence of manliness. This can be attributed to the rise of fat unattractive feminists causing men to be on the smelly offensive pun intended. However, if you crave women then you must kiss the ring and obtain them through the means of our own destruction! I am a big believer in using feminine products to attract the ladies.

Chicks Smell Good

Fresh scents especially fruity ones really attract the lady fingers. Think about it. Women do not check men out in public, they check out the women with the men in public. they are sizing them up, looking for weaknesses and trying to steal from their style. More specifically, they are looking for Feminist secrets. So, you steal them too.

Body Lotion

Body lotions are a great couch sitting technique. When you meet a girl you spend a lot of time warming up to each other on the couch and she will smell the fruit scents. She will develop a sort of lust anxiety to the point she will want you to make a move. The smells are a soft comfort to her and she will want to smell you but you have to make the first move. So, MAKE HER WAIT!

Body Wash

There are many body washes and sprays. You can grab any kind really. In fact its probably a good idea to have a different assortment of smell goods. So, you can have different smells in your many theatres of operations. Remember having choices and making choices is Guy Code.

Body Fantasies

If you have a sister or two you can steal their stuff depending on your age. If you are over the age of living at home then you can at least ask your sister where she gets her smells goods. If you still live at home but your sister moved out, look at what your mom has and you could use that to pick up a Cougar. There is no judging with Guy Code. I still live at home. It's Guy Code!

Scented Oils

Oils not only smell fancy but they make the skin feel sensual. Sometime it even has glitter in it, you don't want that. You'll come off attracting ferry boat riders and that will mess your game up place you face in Guy Code. Stick with fancy smelling oil rubs. No glitter.

Moisturizers

Feeling soft is another feminine trait. You like girls because they feel so damn soft and sweet. Why should you be any different? A girl wants to smell herself at all times and if a man is actually feeling what she loves which is soft skin then she will be all up in your honey do do. I can vouche for the softness, I have naturally soft hands, poeple think I play the paine but the secret is living at home and using my mothers hand lotions for my hands and my 11th finger. Why my mother's? because my sister moved out a long time ago.

Hand Wash

Using ridiculous trendy hippie smells can set you apart from your competition. Try crazy stuff from those botiques in the mall. Where a hat or scarf if you don't want people to think you're gay.This stuff works and you don't have to tell anyone you are using it.

Smell Goods

Oh! Buying this crap at hair salons are a great source of female smell goods, and you can always tell people you are buying for your girl friend. If you get your hair cut and you dont have a girl cutting it, not only are you gay but you are missing out on knowledge. Brods who cut hair know all the popular scent, scrubs, and smell goods. Make use of them, I do.

Chick Soaps

Soaps! Soaps are another source of female hygiene devices that play a big role in conquesting the female. Use everything in moderation, if you have differetn sopas them use them from time to time. Kind of like the Borg from Star Trek. You have to switch it up otherwsie they will adapt to the frequency.

Weird Smelly Soap

You can snag lil soaps like this from hotels and maintenance carts. Hell, you can go to some websites and they will send you free samples of their products. Seriously, it's your world out there start charging people rent. It's called Living the Dream.

Metro Sexual Soap

Visiting friends houses and checking out their girlfriends supply assortment is a slo a good strategy of window shopping for smell goods. Hell, you can even snag a bar or two because she has a stack of soap she will never use. It's Guy Code.

Body Clothe

Using a body sponge may seem pain stakingly homoerotic but it actually will save yourself. CSI Las Vegas's Grissom found out a guy was cheating on his girlfriend because he found skin cells from another women on the dudes body. It was a mjor Cock block move on Grissons part, but it was a learning lesson. Had the guy used the body sponge he would have removed the evidence.

Vitamin Soap

Vitamin soap or that grainy hard scrub soap can get rid of that body grit. I reccomend using it around your ass area. Give it a few shanks on the part sea if you will. When you're showering at a girls house you can just use hers while your showering. Share and Share a like. It's Guy Code

Soap Sculptures

Need I say more, have a werid spread of assorted UNUSED soaps in your bathroom and the girl will blow her mind. She will think something is wrong with you but still find it attractive. Never rveeal why you practice desirability with feminie products, she will be disappointed. Keep it secret and act like it comes natural to you. Most guys do not know this technique and it was discovered when a metro-sexual got mad at a friend because he was bi-sexual and he told the masculine guys this technique. I am forever greatful and the use of Victoria Secret Peaches did wonders for me.

Shave Your Boys

Shave, shave, shave! Women may like a little gruff but they do not like the jungle around the man wood and pond. As far as they are concerned it looks like Grendels lair down there. Shave your balls comepletely with a razor and you can eitehr shave a lighting bolt or a landing strip above the man lasso. Too much? I don't think so. A girl is indimiated when it looks like Big Foots beard in your crotch area. If you want her to suck start your leaf blower then shave it. This si not the 70's or 80's anymore, get with the trend. Most guys are doing this now by the way so your competition is ready.

Electric Razor

Ibid. If you are afraid of using a razor then you are not a reeal man. How does it feel to be insulted by a complete stranger of the inter-net from which you specifically are reading for you own benefit? Exhilarting isn't it? Fine, use and electric shaver to thin the herd.

Chap Stick

Yes it is a conspiracy to use chap stick. It dones not heal anything but make the problem worse by always re-applying it. However, it does make the lips very gentle and when a girl kisses fruit flavored lips it takes them back. Psychologically they can't figure out why a guy uses chap stick but they take comfort in that fact. Most of the time they only come across that guy once in a life time. That is until the secret is played out. Jump on our side for the big win and get some damn chap stick. Soft, sweet tasting lips is right up her alley.

Burt's Bees

Burt's Bee's is awesome and you end up liking it too even if you are a guy. I had a guy friend who worked for the company and gave me a lot of free stuff, but it works and you end up liking it in the end and become dependent on it. Well, maybe you become dependent on the amount of ladies it will bring you.

Foot Creme

Scrub your feet. Guys do not take care of their feet and your toes look like hammered ass. Soft feet will definantly set you apart from all the other guys. Plus, it gives you a reason to want to massage a girls feet which is the riutaly practice to obtaining the Passport to Heaven. If you are touching a woman's feet, then you are touching her Va-J-J.