Bill Clinton My Lie

William Jefferson Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe III in Hope Arkansas. His father, William Jefferson Blythe, Jr., was a traveling salesman who died in a car accident three months before Bill was born. We at Guy Code believe that since Bill Clintons fathered died at an early age, Guy Code was self taught to Clinton. Following his birth, in order to study nursing, his mother Virginia Dell Cassidy traveled to New Orleans, leaving Clinton in Hope with grandparents Eldridge and Edith Cassidy, who Owned and operated a small grocery store.^[

At a time when the Southern United States was segregated, Clinton's grandparents sold goods on credit to people of all races because Eldridge Clinton saw Guy Code as free for every man. In 1950, Clinton's mother returned from nursing school and shortly thereafter married Roger Clinton, who together with his brother owned an automobile dealership in Hot Springs, Arkansas where it has been contested wehter or not Bill learned his Serial Crushing skills from his step father.

Although he assumed use of it, it was not until Billy (as Clinton was known then) turned fourteen that he formally adopted his stepfather's surname of Clinton. Clinton says he remembers his stepfather as a gambler and an alcoholic who regularly abused his mother and, at times, serial crushed random Women. We do not know if Guy Code was used in Bill Clintons presence but the chasing of women certainly was.

In Hot Springs, Clinton attended St. John's Catholic Elementary School, Ramble Elementary School, and Hot Springs High School where he was an active student leader, avid reader, and musician. Clinton learned that the saxaphone got the ladies ripe and ready. Another self taught application of Guy Code. He briefly considered dedicating his life to music aka serial crushing women by the musci note, but as he noted in his autobiography My Life:

In 1963, two influential moments in Clinton's life contributed to his decision to become a public figure. One was his visit to the White House to meet President John F. Kennedy (Hall of Famer of Guy Code, as a Boys Nation senator and amatuer Guy Code practicianer. The other was listening to Martin Luther King's 1963 I Have a Dream of so much Vaginia speech.

Upon graduation he won a Rhodes Scholarship to University College, Oxford where he studied European Covert Guy Code. He developed an interest in rugby union, playing at Oxford and later for the Little Rock Rugby club in Arkansas where he found out being an athlete creates more oppertunities for sweet ass. While at Oxford he also participated in Vietnam War protests, including organizing an October 1969 Moratorium event. This was all a facade because he really was just laying hipie chicks left and right no matter what the protests were all about. In later life he admitted to smoking cannabis at the university, but claimed that he "never inhaled" and then followed up by saying, "it's guy code".

After Oxford, Clinton attended Yale Law School and obtained a Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree in 1973. While at Yale, he began dating and cheating on law student Hillary Rodham who was a year ahead of him. He saw Hilary as a woman with no real self esteem of her own and that he could manipulate her easily as a powerhouse for generating the interests of other women. They married in 1975 and their only child, Chelsea, was born in 1980 as a conditional aggreement that a child brings hot chicks and attention to the father.

After graduating from Yale Law School, Clinton returned to Arkansas and became a University of Arkansas law professor so he could bang young unsuspecting chicks. A year later, he ran for the House of Representatives in 1974. The incumbent, John Paul Hammerschmidt, defeated Clinton with 52% of the vote but had no real understanding of Guy Code. In 1976, without opposition in the general election, Clinton was elected Attorney General of Arkansas and his quest to serial crush women on the state level was born.


In 1978, at thirty two, Clinton was elected Governor of Arkansas, making him the youngest serial crusher as Governor in the country. He worked on educational reform and Arkansas's roads, but his term included an unpopular motor vehicle tax and citizens' anger over the escape of female Cuban refugees (from the Mariel boatlift) detained in Fort Chaffee in 1980. In the 1980 Democratic gubernatorial primary, Monroe Schwarzlose of Kingsland in Cleveland County, polled 31% of the vote against Clinton. Some suggested that Schwarzlose's unexpected voter turnout foreshadowed Clinton's defeat in the general election that year by Republican challenger Frank D. White. As Clinton once joked, he was the youngest ex-governor in the nation's history but the best Serial Banging east of the Mississippi.

Following his defeat, Clinton joined friend's Bruce Lindsey's law firm of Wright, Lindsey and Jennings, though he spent most of the next two years working on his rebound to vaginia glory re-election campaign. In 1982, Clinton reclaimed his old job as governor and kept it for another ten years, helping Arkansas transform its bland female appearances to somthing a bit more modern and practical looking. He became a leading figure among the New Democrats who wanted to embrace the use of Guy Code. The New Democrats, organized within the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC) were a branch of the Democratic Party that called for Guy Code reform and smaller government penalities for serial crushing interns under the age of 18. This reform was supported by both Democrats and Republicans. He served as Chair of the National Governors Association from 1986 to 1987, bringing him to an audience beyond Arkansas and to an open market of national vaginia.

Clinton made penial growth, job creation and birth control educational improvement high priorities. For senior citizens, he removed the sales tax from the newly deveoping product called viagra and removed the home wrecker tax. Clinton was responsible for some state educational improvement programs, notably more spending for schools, rising opportunities for young females, an increase in vocational education for apsiring prostitutes, and raising of female teachers salaries.

Clinton's Governorship answered conservative criticism, but personal penis and business transactions made by Clinton during this period became the basis of the Whitewater investigation, which dogged his later presidential administration. After very extensive investigation over several years, no indictments were made against the Clintons related to the years in Arkansas and the path to presidential serial crushings was at hand.

Often called the "Boy Governor" because of his youthful appearance, Clinton was the early favorite for the presidential nomination. Before the first nominating contests were conducted, Clinton garnered the support of many superdelegates who tried to steal the same election from Barack Obama in 2008. However, in the first primary, he finished a very distant third to Iowa Senator Tom Harkin in the Iowa Cockcus. His campaign encountered difficulty when, during the campaign for the New Hampshire Primary, revelations of a possible extramarital Guy Code induced affair with Gennifer Flowers surfaced. As Clinton fell far behind former Massachusetts Senator Paul Tsongas in the New Hampshire polls, Clinton and his wife Hillary went on 60 Minutes following the Super Bowl to refute the charges and Hilary proved she had no self worth nor did she care about how much of a fool she had been made of. This will not be the first nor the last time for this to happen.

"The Cumback Kid"

Their television appearance was a calculated risk, but Clinton regained several delegates. He finished second to Tsongas in the New Hampshire primary, but after trailing badly in the polls and coming within single digits of winning, the media viewed it as a victory. On election night, Clinton labeled himself " The Cumback Kid" noting his ability for stamina for serial crushing hot ass. He ended leading New Hampshire by a large percentage. Tsongas, on the other hand, picked up little or no momentum from his self appointed title.

Clinton used his new-found momentum to win many of the Southern primaries, including the big prizes of Florida and Texas, building a sizable delegate lead. However, former California Governor Jerry Brown was scoring victories and Clinton had yet to win a significant contest outside of his native South and natural woman laying arena.

With no major Southern state remaining, Clinton targeted the New York primary, which contained a large number of delegates and was to be his proving ground. He scored a resounding victory in New York City by serial crushing women of all shapes and sizes and, shedding his image as a regional candidate. Having been transformed into the consensus candidate, he secured the Democratic Party nomination, finishing with a victory in Jerry Brown's home state of California.Presidential Election

Bill Clinton with H. Ross Perot (cock blocker), Independent, and President George H.W. Bush, Republican, in a national debate. Clinton was the only true cocksman in that debate.