| Celebrity affairs are normal and will always happen. Why Women marry rich and powerful men thinking they will have the story book life is beyond me. It is almost a certainty that popular male celebrities are practicing members of the Guy Code society. What a real man wants, a real man gets and you can bet your bottom half its always VA-JAY-JAY! |
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PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON Cheater
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| Bill Clinton's legacy will now be known for his excellent and continious use of Guy Code. The Lewinsky scandal is a political- Sex scandal emerging from a sexual relationship between United States President Bill Clinton and a then 22-year-old White House intern, Monica Lewinsky. The news of this extra-marital affair gained national news and is counted as # 1 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. The resulting investigation eventually led to the impeachment of President Clinton in 1998 by the U.S. House of Representatives and his subsequent acquittal on all charges (of perjury and obstruction of justice) in a 21-day Senate trial. His masterful use of Guy Code earned his name in the Guy Code Hall of Fame. |
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WHITE HOUSE INTERN MONICA LEWINSKY SERIAL MOUTH CRUSHED |
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| As Lewinsky's relationship with Clinton became more distant and after she had left the White House to work at the Pentagon, Lewinsky's female tendency not to keep her mouth shut (literally, hence the blue stained dress) confided details of her feelings and Clinton's behavior to her friend and Defense Department co-worker and fat, ugly and jealous Linda Tripp, who secretly recorded their telephone conversations. When Tripp discovered in January 1998 that Lewinsky had signed an affidavit in the Paula Jones case denying a relationship with Clinton, she delivered the tapes to Kenneth Starr (ultra Guy Code cock blocker), the independent counsel who was investigating Clinton on various other matters, including the Whitewater scandal, Filegate, Travelgate and Guy Codegate. |
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| Bill Clinton wrote a book called My Life Bill Clinton but was originally titled My Life and Guy Code. Clinton's consultants thought it would be too condescending to have Guy Code rubbed in peoples faces so they dropped Guy Code and added his name. Bill Clinton is argued to be one the greatest advocates of Guy Code of all time. |
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HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR WOODY ALLEN |
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| Woody Allen is not known for bing attractive so when ass came his way he took it. Guy Code did not come naturally for Allen but more or less had to embrace it in order to have vaginia touch his penis. However, Guy Code took a strange turn when he got involved with his adopted daughter Soon Yi. In a 2005 Vanity Fair interview, Allen estimated that, despite the scandal's damage to his reputation, Farrow's discovery of Allen's attraction to Soon-Yi Previn, by accidentally finding nude photographs of her, was "just one of the fortuitous events, one of the great pieces of luck in my life. It was a turning point for the better." Of his relationship with Farrow, he said "I'm sure there are things that I might have done differently. Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship much earlier than I did." |
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SERIAL CRUSHED HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER |
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| Shortly after separating from Farrow in 1992, Allen openly continued his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn, Farrow's adopted daughter. Even though Allen and Previn denied he was ever her stepfather, the relationship drew much public and media scrutiny. At the time, Allen was 56 and Previn was 22. |
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NBA PROFESSIONAL BASKET BALL PLAYER KOBE BRYANT |
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| Kobe Bryant is a bad ass professional basketball player whose skills combined with his use of GUY CODE allows him to serial crush bitches at will. More over, his wife's self esteem has been successfully eradicated for not having any self respect of her own, thus Kobe has the best of both worlds all thanks to his dark use of Guy Code. |
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KATELYN FABER WAS PAID OFF TO SHUT UP |
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| We at itsguycode.com beLIEve that Kobe was just Serial Crushing like he normally does and picked a crazy white chick to do it with. White girls are crazy because they have all opportunities given to them and have to do little else to achieve. So this brod saw an opportunity for a pay off which she succeeded. However, since Kobe is rich and obviously can control his wife, it doesn't matter. Guy Code won in the end. |
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KOBE USED GUY CODE TO TELL WIFE VANESSA BRYANT TO DEAL WITH IT |
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| In November 1999, 21 year old Bryant met 17 year old Vanessa Laine while she was working as a background dancer on the Tha Eastsidaz music video G'd Up. Bryant was in the building working on his debut musical album, which was never released.The two began dating and became engaged just six months later in May 2000, while Laine was still a senior at Marina High School in Huntington Beach, California. To avoid media scrutiny, she finished high school through independent study.According to Vanessa's cousin Laila Laine, there was no prenuptial agreement. Vanessa said Kobe "loved her too much for one" |
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FORMER NEW YORK GOVERNOR ELLOIT SPITZER |
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Eliot Spitzer a former district Attorney who put people in prison for exactly the same crime he committed had an affair with a expensive hooker and gained national news and is counted as # 4 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. We are not judging spitzer on his hypocrisy of persecuting other men for sexual acts because he was just getting rid of his competition. its guy code, after all, he didnt personally know any of them which is permitted by Guy Code. |
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SERIAL CRUSHED PROFESSIONAL HOOKER ASHLEY DUPREE |
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| Ashley Dupree is the Escort of Eliot Spitzer? The call girl that has caused all of the controversy with the Governor of New York. The New York Times unraveled the story and found out who the prostitute “Kristen” was. Ashley Dupree is only 22 years old at the time of the incident and is from the Jersey Shore. She is described as a petite girl standing 5 feet 5 inches tall and only weighing 105 pounds. The escort for the Emperor’s Club was charging Eliot Spitzer $1000 an hour for her services. Eliot Spitzer resigned on Wednesday after this controversy hit the fan. Ashley Dupree is the girl that he saw several times that led to the federal affidavit that linked him to her. |
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TRAINED HIS WIFE SILDA ALICE WALL TO ACCEPT GUY CODE AND DEAL WITH IT. |
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| When you are a man of power and authority you can pretty much get away with anything. It's all about applying the power of Guy Code to everything. Eliot may have resigned but he kept his wife and he now knows that his wife has accepted Guy Code and that he can continue to humilate her by serial crushing hookers at her expense. She obviously can't be respected so we at itsguycode.com do not either. |
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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR HUGH GRANT |
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| Hugh Grant was arrested when police caught him asking Brown for oral sex on Los Angeles' Sunset Strip and gained national news and is counted as 5 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. He was fined a lot of money and ordered to attend an Aids awareness program. He had it all, the Madonna and the whore, literally! Elizabeth Hurly stood by him but just for a little bit and left his ass. However, Grant is still making movies and serial crushing hot ass. He wins in the end but she has our respect at itsguycode.com. |
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SERIAL CRUSHED HOOKER DIVINE BROWN ON THE L.A. STRIP |
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| Hugh Grant should have gone to the Emperors club and paid some real cash for a good serial crushing. Hugh Grant is a poster child for "When Guy Code Goes Wrong". There is a difference between American Guy Code and European Guy Code. You do the math. |
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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR JUDE LAW |
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| Jude Law's penis found its naughty way into his nanny's vagina, extracurricular genital-genital contact clearly not authorized by fiancée Sienna Miller and gained national news and is counted as 6 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. When you are as ridiculously good looking as Jude Law your penis not only does your thinking for you, but also your taxes. |
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SERIAL CRUSHED HOUSE NANNY DAISY WRIGHT |
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| She may not look like much but she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still take care of your kids and all under the same roof of your wife. ITS GUY CODE. |
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SEEN HERE TEACHING GUY CODE TO HIS SON IN THE PRESENCE OF HIS CONQUEST |
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PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY CHEATER
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| John F. Kennedy came from a serial Crushing family. His father Joe Kennedy Sr. made a deal with the devil and he lost all but one child in the process but JFK is remembered as one of America's greatest presidents for serial crushing Marilyn Monroe while finger banging his wife Jackie Onassis among others. His affair gained national news after the fact and his death and is counted as 7 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. He was a young and brilliant orator whose ability to attract women was as powerful as Montezuma's revenge. The Bay of Pigs incident occurred because JFK was serial crushing hot ass instead of giving the orders to coordinate air cover over Cuba. Was it worth it? HELL YEAH WILLIE. Its Guy Code. |
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SERIAL CRUSHED MARIYLN MONROE BEFORE BOBBY OR TEDDY DID |
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| Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful hollwood starlet. No man can be blamed for serial crushing this voluptuous blond beauty. She will be remembered well. |
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PRINCE CHARLES PHILLIP ARTHUR GEORGE MOUNTBATTEN |
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| Prince Charles Waylaid Camilla Bowles at the expense of Princess Diana. However, Princess Diana got the best of Charles but this affair is # 8 in the top 10. Out of respect to Princess Diana, we at itsguycode.com will not inflict satire on her name and we think Prince Harry is fucking awesome and we salute him with full honors. |
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CURRENTLY SERIAL CRUSHING CAMILLE PARKER BOWLES |
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| So, he made an honest woman out of her. Again, the difference between American Guy Code and European Guy Code. |
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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR BRAD PITT |
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| Brad Pitt is a sexy hollywood actor whose alleged adulterous affair with Billy Bob Thornton Cock Sucker Angelina Jolie at the expense of Jennifer Anistan gained national news and is counted as 9 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. We all know that u don't divorce your wife before you sample the goods (that lined was used by Jon Voight in Mission Impossible fitting because Angelina is his daughter). So, call it alleged or call it its plain GUY CODE. Who wouldn't ride Jolie like a rented mule on their uncles dollar. |
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CURRENTLY MARRIED TO ANGELINA JOLIE AFTER SEVERELY SERIAL CRUSHING HER |
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| Billy Bob Thornton still was able to mark his conquest with the tattoo on Jolies shoulder. Pitt has successfully since then removed it which is totally Guy Code. |
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JENNIFER ANISTAN WOULDN'T FIGURE OUT THAT SHE WAS JUST A CHEAP SERIAL CRUSH |
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| Notice how Anistan is watching his every move. Little did she know that Guy Code knows no bound and can strike at any given moment with success. She never knew what hit her. |
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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR CHARLIE SHEEN |
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| Charlie Sheen is one of Guy Codes bad boys. He is destined for the Hall of Fame for his porn romps with starlets all over. Sheen's affair on his then wife Denise Richards gained national news and is counted as 10 of the top 10 itsguycode.com celebrity cheaters. Sheen's true passion is serial crushing hot ass and it will never changed. He is Living the Dream and is a master of Guy Code. |
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PICTURE BELOW WITH USE TO BE FULLY HOT DENISE RICHARDS |
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| Even in this picture Sheen is on the prowl for hot ass and Richards has no clue. However, in her defense she did leave him and kept her self respect. She is now on the market and legal for Guy Coding. |
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SERIAL CRUSHED FAMOUS PORNSTAR CHLOE JONES (AMONG OTHERS) |
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| Chole Jones a famous pornstar was the catalyst for the break up of Sheen and Richards. Chloe Jones was hot. Sheen is all Guy Code. She died less than two weeks before her thirtieth birthday. The official cause was attributed to liver failure caused by years of alcohol and prescription drug abuse. She was addicted to the painkiller Vicodin. She would allegedly down 10 pills at a time and wash them down with Wild Turkey bourbon. In the end, Chloe Jones died penniless in a charity hospital. She was buried at Woodlawn Garden of Memories in Houston, Texas. |
cheating is a big deal when ur famous. everyone finds out about it and