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| | | So I am Nicole Polizzi aka SnookiNicole Polizzi aka Snooki was born November 23, 1987. For those of you wondering who this walking and talking train wreck is, Snooki is an American reality television personality. She rose to prominence in late 2009, when she began appearing on the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore (a show featuring nothing but spray tan douche bags acting out in the best way possible portraying a modern version of Catcher in the Rye). Every words that came our of Snooki's mouth were glistening jewels of stupidty which translated to ratings gold!
I find it hilarious that one of the criticism about this show and Snooki is the unsafe levels of tanning ebd visits. Its so true. I dated a girl from Chicago and she went to the tanning bed all the time. Ok, let me rephrase, I slept with a girl from Chicago who always went to the tanning bed. Anyway, all though I am attracted to snooki in a Willie Wonka Umpa Lumpa kind of way, she looks like a Jenny Craig diet visited the photosphere of our sun. Seriously, Snooki is only 22 years old at present and by 25 her skin will look like chewed leather.
My favorite thing about a girl like Snooki is her obvious physical features. At first glance most guys would be like, "ummmmmmmmmmm, yea I'd hit it". So lets focus on that before the alcohol wears off. Snooki has a nice rack, cute feet, thin legs and a decent face as long as she is not talking. Most guys would romp in the sack with Snooki on those attributes alone. However after closer examination most guys would not date Snooki seriously. Snooki's attiude, shallowness and orange tan would be a big turn off. Not to mention she is smuggling a turkey under her dress at all times (aka marsupial pouch).
What else is there to say about Snooki? I'm sure she will have a few more years of celebrity rounds in her but for the most part she will end up like Erik Estrada from ChiPS in the end. I have seen nothing that would indicate Snooki is worth more than one nights drunken pleasure in a card board box in the meat packing district of New York City. However, I'm not saying I wouldn't be the one in that card board box in the meat packing district with her! | | | | Seriously Snooki?I Love this get up actually. The hat turned sideways and the sexy mix matched socks with the k mart version of Oscar the Grouch slippers is priceless.Again, its hard for Snooki to hide that koala bear in her marsupial pouch. | | | | | | Best Picture of Snooki Its true unless you can prove otherwise. I am open to change my mind if anyone out tehre can send me a better picture of Snooki soupy sails. | | | | | | Oh Yea Snooki, NOMNOMNOM
If you are a guy what are you really thinking of when you see this picture? A hotdog glutton or something a bit more risque? | | | | | |
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