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| | | Megan Fox Marrys David Austin GreenLooking at the newlyweds on the beach of Hawaii's Big Island, she in a red bikini, he in white board shorts, both flaunting wedding bands, they seem as happy as those anonymous couples whose portraits come in photo frames (tattoos aside). Megan Fox is officially off the market of seeking suitors. It has been confirmed that Fox married long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a private ceremony in Hawaii on June 24. We all thought Fox would ride the single train until her career started to wind down. We were wrong. "They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests. They had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy." I would have done the same thing if I were a girl marrying a has been from the 1990's. | | | | | | Brian Austin DouchbageryDavid A. Green, is best known for playing a dork juice box named David Silver on "Beverly Hills, 90210. His character was in Love with Tori Spelling's character Donna only because her father was the producer. Green struggling to find relevance after the 5th grader who watched 90210 went into high school in 1996. In 1996, Green tried to make a Vanilla Ice career as a rapper, dropping the album "One Stop Carnival which made me gag a maggot." Green tried promoting his album by being the guest host of Mad tv. I actually remember watching that episode as a teen. | | | | | | Green Using Fox's Fame Brian Austin Green's greatest accomplishment was successfully dating Megan Fox. How did he doe this? He reminds me of Lester Diamond from Casino and how he had psychological control of Ginger. Nonetheless this is real life and Fox actually likes this guy. Well apparently they started started dating when Fox was 18. He got to her when she was young and vulnerable. The secret was kept pretty quiet because had most of us guys knew she was dating Green when she filmed Transformers she would not have been hot any longer. Oh btw, Green recently landed a role on Desperate Housewives. Way to be able to piggyback on the hotness of Megan Fox. | | | | | | WTF Megan FoxMegan Fox's mother found out about her daughter's wedding through the press - but she's not surprised she didn't get an invite as the actress loves to be "low-key". I think the Fox is secretly embarrassed that she likes Green. Fox's reps were most likely dead set against her dating this Kevin Federline clone. Fox secretly wed her long term partner in Hawaii last week during a romantic beach vacation. And when reports of the nuptials first surfaced on Tuesday morning, Fox's mom, Darlene, wasn't sure whether her daughter had really exchanged vows with her partner.She says, "If there was a wedding I wasn't there - but that's Megan all right. She would have wanted something low-key. She'd sneak off somewhere and surprise everybody later. | | | |
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