Bristol Palin Engaged to Former Estranged Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin gets engaged to former asshole baby daddy Levi Johnston. I think Levis Johnston is in the running for Guy Code man of the year if he pulls this off after treating Bristol like left over quacker steak. “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board,” Bristol told the magazine. “I want her to know Levi has grown up and that he is going to be there as a dad.”

In a statement to NBC News, the Palins said, “Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.” Well there is one thing to forgive but forget about what a complete asshole does not only to you but your family is another story.

As a man I do have to applaud Levi. He broke the will of a very powerful political figure. He wiped his ass across the carpet of her dignity and Bristol accepts the stain with open arms. This is terrifying to Women who respect themselves. Oh wait, never mind, the women who do respect themselves would not have taken back a d-bag juice box like Levi Johnston.

No wedding date has been set, Us Weekly’s executive editor, told TODAY’s Matt Lauer Wednesday morning that the reunited young couple would like to do it quickly possibly in the next month. Until marriage, the couple is apparently living separately and practicing abstinence. I think that is a child late and a dollar short. who the hell are they trying to fool? It gets better, Bristol Palin,has moved out of her parents’ house is now a spokeswoman for an abstinence-only program. Again, a child late and a dollar short. Having a woman who has a child out of wedlock is like "Race for the Cure" but with the name being "Screwing For Virginity".

Bristol shot down rumors that the couple may be under pressure to marry, as they were two years ago when the then 17-year-old Bristol got pregnant with Tripp. “She said, ‘I’m not pregnant.’ again.  She said they’re actually practicing abstinence right now and they’re not living together until they get married,” Schaefer said. Yea, a man like Levi Johnston practicing abstince after he already milked the dairy cow isn't going to stop.

Johnston cashed in on his newfound celebrity by posing for Playgirl magazine and doing media appearances. When Sarah Palin accused him of being an aspiring porn star and called him “Ricky Hollywood,” he thoroughly disparaged the former Alaska governor on every front, from her parenting skills to her hunting and shooting bona fides. Sarah Palin responded furiously when he alleged that she referred to Trig, her Down syndrome youngest child, as “retarded.” This is who Bristol is marrying. I think its great. It shows me that Bristol is not a good woman and in fact she is no different than a whining Feminist who wants the rules changed because they can't compete. Grow up and respect yourself. Even Tipper left Al Gore when she was humiliated.