Pretty Wild

Pretty Wild is an American reality television series that premiered on E! on March 14, 2010. The show follows three young whores ( Women) - Tess Taylor, 20, Alexis Neiers, 18, and Gabby Neiers, 16 - as they make their way into the Hollywood social scene of attention seeking whoredum. The girls and their family initially reside in Westlake Village, California, but eventually move to Hollywood so they didn;t have to drive far to make complete whores of themselves. Their "mother" is a new age best friend and former lingerie model who helps manage Tess' and Alexis' budding careers in modeling (Taylor is a Playboy Cyber Girl). The show is packed full of young ass with gratuitous tit shots. I mean ever scene has these sexy little whores changing clothes giving you tits mcgee galore. I have no idea what happens during the show other than continuous shots of young tits and a dog that keeps shitting everywhere and a hippie mother who says Love is the answer to a heroes problem.

In summer 2009, after the pilot was filmed, Alexis was arrested for being involved with a group that broke into the homes of many celebrities, including Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, and Rachel Bilson. At this rate they are on their path to B-list central. Pretty Wild will partly chronicle Alexis' trial. On May 10, 2010, Alexis pled no contest to felony burglary and was sentenced to up to six months in Los Angeles County Jail. Her sentence is scheduled to begin June 24, 2010.

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Tess Taylor

 Tess Taylor (birth name Tess Amber Adler also known as Tess Taylor Arlington born February 11, 1990) her mother was a derelict and gave up her daughter. God only knows who her father is. I guess this could explain her whorish nature by looking back at her absent father and DADDY ISSUES. She is about as old as my youngest sister but I would still try to cram my meat stick in every orifice I could discover. Tess is an American reality personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Alexis and Gabby Neiers. She became the Playboy's Cyber Girl of the year 2010 for being young and slutty with a pair of fake titties that would make you stand up and beg for butter milk.

Taylor, who was born to absent parents Franklin and Tracie Adler, was taken out of her biological mother's custody in 2002 and was placed in the custody of family friend Andrea Arlington. Taylor was unofficially adopted by Arlington and has no contact with her biological parents until she got famous and now they are coming back to want her money. Taylor was brought in for questioning along with "sister" Alexis for the "Bling Ring" thefts but was released. Alexis was arrested and on May 10, 2010, was sentenced to 6 months in the county jail.

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 Alexis Christine Neiers

 Alexis Christine Neiers is a television personality and aspiring model. When I say aspiring I mean trying to compete with the more slutty titties of her fake sister Tess Taylor. She is featured on E!'s reality series Pretty Wild with her mother, Andrea Arlington-Dunne, and sisters Gabby Neiers and Tess "huge fake titties" Taylor. She was accused of, and eventually convicted for, burglarizing Orlando Bloom's home in July 2009. She stole several of Bloom's panties because he is the biggest Candy Ass faggot in Hollywood after George Clooney.

On November 16, 2009, Neiers pleaded not guilty to burglary charges stemming from her alleged involvement with the Hollywood "Bling-Ring" burglaries. The burglars had targeted the homes of celebrities including Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson, Paris Hilton, and Audrina Patridge. On May 10, 2010, Neirs pleaded no contest to a charge of first degree residential burglary of Orlando Bloom's home and was sentenced to 180 days in county jail, with three years probation. Neiers began her sentence on June 24, 2010. This stupid whorish behavior was awarded with a reality show to show off her young dick desiring body to the world of "Women are nothing but whores".

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 Gabby "The Twit" Neiers

Gabby is currently 16 years old is a big cry baby searching for friends. She is of legal age and is only moments away from sleeping with guys who give her the time of day.  Gabby would have been innocent and salvageable had Tess Taylor not been thrown into the mix of their family. She spread daddy issue whoredom throughout the house hold.Other than that Gabby is pretty boring. She isn't displaying the cheap whore instincts her two sisters doe so easily. Well if I know women it will only be a matter of time before she turns into an "I love the cock whore". 

 Andrea "New Age Derelict Mother" Neiers

Andrea Arlington is the 45-year-old mother of Tess, Alexis, and Gabby. She is a former 1980s lingerie model  but that was along time ago. After watching the young whores on the show I might let Andrea make me a sandwich or wash my clothes. Other than that I think she would just annoy the shit out of me. Andrea comes across as some new age mom who wants to be her kids as their best friend. In my opinion she is a derelict guardian who is completely clueless as to how to be a mother. Moreover, I feel she would let her daughters hang out at all hours, fuck the entire offensive line of the Arizona cardinals and eat grass in a ignorant attempt to be more green. 

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