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Al Gore Sexually Harasses Massage Therapist

County District Attorney Michael Schrunk said Wednesday an attorney representing the woman contacted police in late 2006. Schrunk said the woman refused to be interviewed by detectives and didn't want the investigation to continue. Why not you ask? Probably because she is a lying whore whose husband or boyfriend left her and she was looking for some much needed attention. This happens when Women stop sleeping with the night light on in their room at night.

The woman contacted police in January 2009 and gave a statement, saying Gore tried to have Sex with her during a massage appointment at the upscale downtown Hotel Lucia. Gore reportedly was registered at the hotel as "Mr. Stone." The woman apparently watches the need to be canceled television series Law and Order and discovered the statute of limitations was about to run out on her make believe claim so she acted quickly. This lying strumpet should have also included that she had sex with vice president Gore and that was the reason his wife Tipper was leaving him.

Gore family spokeswoman Kalee Kreider said the former vice president had no comment. That is a big mistake. Gore should have come to the door of his 9 million dollar beach front mansion and said something like, "The woman tried to pull the fucking... the fucking... the balls out of my pants, I had to whack her in her fucking mouth, what's going on with that crap". That would have been perfectly acceptable and people would have believed it. After all, Gore won (shared) the Nobel Peace Prize for fraudulent work on a make believe feel good initiative of subversive control. Gore and his wife announced June 1 they were separating.

The National Enquirer first reported the allegations Wednesday, identifying the accuser as a 54-year-old woman. Her name has not been released. A 54 year old woman? Unless she looked like Sophia Loren we are calling bull shit. We all know that men the age of Al Gore like banging young whores no older than 22 years of age. This woman is clearly suffering from post menopause depression and needed some sort of excitement in her life at the expense of Gore's reputation which has already suffered blows from his fraudulent global warming scams. A police report prepared in 2007 said the alleged incident happened on Oct. 24, 2006. Gore was in Portland to give a speech on climate change.

According to the report, the woman canceled appointments with detectives on Dec. 21 and 26 of that year. Her attorney canceled another meeting set for Jan. 4, 2007, and said the matter would be handled civilly. She realized that she was old and no one would believe her false story to begin with. However the woman's husband left her for a younger slutress and she felt that this was the time to make herself feel better and conjured up this ridiculous story. "This case is exceptionally cleared as (the woman) refuses to cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime," the report states.

The case was reopened in January 2009 after the woman contacted police. Detectives interviewed her but determined there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations, Portland police said in a news release. In a transcript of the interview released by police, the massage therapist said she was doing requested abdominal work on Gore. She claimed he he started to moan, demanded she go lower, and later grabbed her hand and shoved it toward his pubic area. She then said Gore demanded a happy ending. Al Gore was used to going to the Korean bathhouse in Washington DC where they give more than just a happy ending.

She alleged he later tried to have sex with her and began caressing her before she squirmed out of his grasp. Lies! No woman could have gotten away from the pressure hosed clutches of a man who conjured up global warming and made millions of the lies and exaggerations of nature. This woman clearly wanted a piece of the action hoping Gore would buy her off if she shut up. However, Mr. Gore said he would Cap and trade her ass if she didn't shut the fuck up.  The woman said she didn't immediately contact police because she feared "being made into a public spectacle and seen as nothing more than an old aging prostitute" and having her reputation destroyed.

 



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