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Jesse James Blindsided Sandra Bullock.

Jesse. How can we really be disappointed in Jesse James? He married and fathered a child with Jaine (former lesbian only pornstar turned bang anything for cash save Mr. Ed) Lindemulder. Sandra Bullock married the guy who was a grease monkey who toyed with cars and dated pornstars.

The cat was let out of the bag when some illicit text message surfaced on Jesse's cell phone from Michelle Bombshell McGee. I guess Women have a natural ability to check their mans cell phone when he is taking a dump. Here's a tip to all those rich guys out there, if you want to keep a secret, get a password for your phone or do what Michael Jackson did, bang no name cocktail waitresses.

So what screwed up Sandra and Jesse's marriage besides Sandra marrying a porno groupy and Jesse infidelities? Another woman of course. She became the official cause for the disruption when she shared her text with "In Touch" magazine. Remember when Sandra canceled her London trip for promoting her oscar winning movie Blind Side? Yea, it was because of the tattoo home wrecking skank. 
 
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 James More Compatible With McGee?

Well who i reallty at fault here? You have a pedigree of a woman like Sandra Bullock and then you have Sex bomb tattoo flavored strumpet Michelle Bombshell McGee. What do these women have in common? Jesse James. However, the real question is what does Jesse Jame have in common with either of these women? Well for starters, Jesse has tattoos, cars, child with porn star and possible drug issues so it is no wonder why is and Michelle hit it off. Now what does Jesse have in commmon with Sandra Bullock? (crickets.................................................................................................................................................................

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). Oh I guess nothing. Way to pick um Sandra! 

 



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