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| | | | Kristen Davis Sexy New City Governor
Kristin Davis, the madam who claims she arranged female escorts for former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, announced she's running for governor Monday on a pro–marriage equality, prostitution, and pot platform. Wow, well we all think politicians are lying cheating corrupt scumbags at least Davis is telling us what she wants to do. I am encouraged by this. Can you imagine if she actually won? What message would that send? Rock in roll all night and party everyday?
“Manhattan Madam” Kristin Davis spent nearly four months in prison in 2008 for her role in Wicked Models, a multimillion-dollar escort service whose clients allegedly included Eliot Spitzer, the New York governor who left office over a prostitution scandal. Yea, Elliot got off scott free while other hard working and hard paying customers go to jail. Now free and stung by a criminal justice system that let Spitzer walk, Davis announced Monday that she plans to run for the state’s highest office, the prime minister of New York. lulz..
Citing an economic prescription of “P-squared” for the legalization of prostitution and pot, Davis called marriage equality her key social plank during her campaign announcement to media and FOKS (“Friends of Kristin”) at the Roosevelt Hotel. Davis also was way laying A-Rod and giving it to him for free. She may or not run as the Libertarian Party candidate, but whatever she decides, she will need 15,000 petition signatures to earn her place on the ballot. That will be easy, just do a tour at a few US army bases and the pens will sign galore.
Although advised by Roger Stone, the longtime Republican operative who tipped off federal investigators to Spitzer’s prostitution activity, Davis told The Advocate that her campaign is not about revenge but the principles of personal freedom. We really could care less about her politics just about her amazing rack and al the lulz that will come out of this campaing. More specifically, all the skeletons that she will let out of the closet concerning other political figures in the New York area, | | | | | | Define IronyThe same woman who used to get you laid now goes after your old job. "Hi, my name is Kristin Davis, and I am running for Prime Minister of New York. I'm the only woman person who's not trying to lie to your face. I plan on telling you exactly what I am stealing from you and when. What other politician would tell you that? Eliot Spitzer the guy who I used to get laid a lot and who didn't serve time for federal racketeering is the clear example of the type of career politician who has brought this state to the brink of disaster." |
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