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| | George Clooney betrayed Guy Code shortly after he left ER in 2000. He actually thought Women would care whether or not he honored his contract instead of pursuing bigger and better things. With bigger and better things comes hotter women and he was too afraid to step up to the plate. Being afraid of hot women when you are an A list movie star gets you excommunicated from Guy Code. Currently he is speaking estrogenese and is the official spokesman for being a Tool Shed. | | GEORGE CLOONEY | | | | | Tim Robbins made the mistake of dating Susan Sarandon early in his career when he should have been dominating and Serial Crushing hot booty. More over, He failed to realize Sarandon's Run of the Mill qualities. More over, Tim began to stop doing what he was good at which was acting and the beginnings of protesting the United States government. This is actually what caused his excommunication from Guy Code. When you're a big star you should be out dropping the hip hammer on hot babes not protesting with a bunch of losers banging pots together. | | TIM ROBBINS | | | | | Martin Sheen was ashamed of being a heterosexual male and this over compensated him to take on ridiculous political causes instead of just acting and trying to get as many women as he could. This was what caused Martin to be excommunicated from Guy Code. His son Charlie Sheen is a true Guy Code advocate. | | MARTIN SHEEN | | | | | Micheal Moore grew up never understanding what it feels like to be a real man. He watched a lot of cartoons featuring the female version of the Bugs Bunny character and he could never see past that identity crisis. On a special note, Micheal Moore was never actually in Guy Code, but we felt like he should be excommunicated from being genetically a man. | | MICHEAL MOORE | | | | | Alec Baldwin was once a strong proponent of Guy Code until he went crazy when George W. Bush became president and began stepping into the political lime light and thought a serial cooze hound would be taken seriously. He gave up what he was truly good at which was being Baldwin lady killer. He will be missed but we must now turn our backs on him. Thank god we still have Steven Baldwin. | | ALEC BALDWIN | | |  | | Ben Affleck was excommunicated from Guy Code when he started dating J-Lo aka Jennifer Lopez. He let his career as an actor fall face down to the depths of B list because of a woman who used to go out with Puff Daddy. In addition to, Affleck also started to get into politics but his intentions were drastically different than the previously mentioned. We do not fault him for that and support him. J-Lo was truly the reason he was banished. We are currently in talks with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck about letting Ben back in. This is being seriously considered for the fact that Jennifer Garner is a respectable person. | | BEN AFFLECK | | |  | | Tom Cruise has turned into a complete wack job. Ever since he lost the ability to control Nicole Kidman he was on a downward spiral of being able to practice Guy Code. He then joined this blasphemous group called Scientology who believes the ability to scratch your ass and think you’re better than everyone else at the same time is the APEX of life. Well, if that did not excommunicate Cruise, he marrying Kate Holmes sure as hell did. You don’t lose the ability to control a woman like Kidman and think that dominating a little girl like Holmes is redeemable. Thats like pissing in a coffee can and comparing it to Tasters Choice. Tom Cruise has been banished. | | TOM CRUISE | | |
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