Perez Calls 911 in Canada = LULZ

Perez apparently is a human being and should be treated nicely whenever he insults everyone else according to Mario Lavandeira (the person Perez Hilton becomes when he says time out stop making fun of me). You know, that cliche "I'm a human being" is only used by people who suck ass. I mean really, every time you hear that chicle its always about someone who is an asshole but deserves understanding and second chances. Well Perez got to taste of his own medicine (I hate that cliche too) by some of the Black Eyed Peas Crew during the MuchMusic Awards 6/21/09. The following contains a summary of the bizarre twist of hypocrisy when the Queen of all media gets insulted in Toronto Canada by more than just words.

I Love how Perez refers to himself in 3rd person as his real name "Mario Lavandeira" when something bad happens to him. I mean I am all about making fun of people but eventually someone is going to catch up to me. Is it right that Perez got physically assaulted? Ask the thousands of celebrities who he has insulted and see what they think. Then when you hear what they think, do you really care about what they think? I mean after all, celebrities are no different than he kids you hated in high school so its a win win for all us average Joes! However, it was only a matter of time before Perez finally got the paparazzi treatment that he on so many occasions deserves.

For those of you who didn't already know, Perez talked shit about the Black Eyed Peas ( "Fugly Fergi" ) and some fallout developed at an award show in Canada of all places. "Hilton tweeted late last night that he was “assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards.” Continuing to tweet about the event, Hilton notes that the Toronto police were apparently bombarded by phone calls from concerned fans." I can just see how Perez cried when he was verbally assaulted by people who can not stand him. Oh wait, he made a video showing his cry baby face! (Click Here)!

Perez's anger was solely focused on bizarre hipster "Will.I.Am" when describing how his life ended that night when someone other than WILL.I.Am assaulted him. Perez was upset that the people he insulted did not take it as a compliment for being worthy of being criticized by him. Perez became further angered when Will.I.Am said, "You will respect me and not talk badly about my band". Perez angered by his princess twinkles shouted, "You're a faggot" to Will.I.Am. At this point the two got lost in translation until one of the black Eyed Peas staffers began hissy smacking Perez.

Perez then fled the scene calling for help but apparently fell on deaf ears. The police were called by Hilton but took their time on getting there (state employees are even slower in Canada than in the USA!). The police showed up and had no idea what to do with Perez who was crying hysterically and being gay. this was very confusing to the Canadian police because they were not Mounties who have experience in dealing with people like Hilton.

Unable to satisfy Hilton with their policing efforts and make the bad man go away, Perez turned to TWITTER! Hilton fired back to the video response on Twitter, claiming there are "multiple witnesses who saw Will.I.Am. be mean to him". He has also since released his own video with his account of the incident. "While it will likely be some time until we know what actually happened in Toronto, Hilton says the issue is now in the hands of the authorities (who are Canadian) who don't really take anything American very seriously. In conclusion, Hilton will blog about how he makes everyone else feel on a daily basis and how its wrong when other make him feel that way. Typical.