Michaels Face Dropped By Stage scenery

 Bret Michaels' received a broken nose, stitches and a complete flogging of ego after his Tony Award performance. CiCi Deville reportedly shit himself in laughter when he saw someone undeservingly got SERVED by a painful device of modern day technology (just kidding). Reporters from the Associated Press told insiders that Michaels' rep Joann Mignano is scheduled for a precautionary CAT scan because of a previous neck injury. A previous neck injury? Good lord, the sands of time have already paid a visit by dropping something on Michaels head? Good lord, its time to retire plain and simple.

 Time To Retire Brett

  When you fail to see a piece of descending scenery lowering in front of you and get closed lined by it, you need to retire. This is probably as embarrassing if not more than when Fred Durst was accidentally dissed by Eminem so many years ago with the rejected high five. I mean when you are an old aging and ever balding rock star and you are struggling to stay on the top with ridiculous reality TV shows searching for "true" Love, you have pretty much hit the lowest of the low. I think Brett should retire his spurs and go be a dad with his two daughters rather than risking sexual exploits with Chicago Nasty Skank tanks who seem to continuously infiltrate his reality TV shows. It's obvious that Michaels can still pull hot ass but the energies of the powers that be have aligned against you. The 1980's and big hair rock era is long gone and just because the fashion from the 80's has returned big hair rock will stay forever gone.

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 Brett Michaels Breaks Nose

I hate it when someone's confidence is obvious but utterly defeated by a physical blow from a piece of stage equipment. Brett Michaels still has it but the question is, does anyone really want it? As Michaels finished up his set, the band exits to the rear of the stage flawlessly. Brett does not time it quite right because his aging ego took one final good bye wave to fans who were there to see something else anyway. With a hop and skip of a jump, Michaels was crow hopped by a piece of falling scenery. It was so embarrassing and I could hear my neighbor laughing next door to me (He was a Vanilla Ice Fan). When I felt humiliated for Michaels as his face was closed lined and his hat fell off. Hell, his face smashing into the scenery even made a crushing mettle sound as Michaels lay "man down" in front of millions watching around the world and possibly even laughing.