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| | | What Happened to Ann Coulter?
There was one time when I thought Ann Coulter was a sexy woman. She was a strong willed female who told weak limp wristed males where the hell they could stick it. She was all about being bad ass and hurting peoples feelings who thought we should give seal lions the right to vote. Since the mid 2000's Ann just seems to have been losing her edge when it came to the ability to show rational thought. Men who practice Guy Code like strong Women but they also like these same women to be in fact lady like which Ann is no longer. Recently Coulter has gone on a circuit of television shows coming off like a complete obnoxious Feminist repressed bull dyke! I then realized that the only explanation for Coulter's anti everything crusade was that she was hiding the fact that she herself is gay.
Suggesting Ann Coulter is gay could be labeled as a smear to her conservative character by her supporters. However, I tell you I am all about winning and kicking ass therefore I am not a limp wristed henchmen of feminism. Ann Coulter is acting like a deranged c word. More over, Ann has been acting out fashionably more negative than she was originally was known for. Normally she just debated someone and made them look like an out of work tool salesman on the issues of the day. Lately Ann has been making fun of certain political elements by the way the walk, talk, dress or even smell in some cases. Ann has become exactly what she was preaching against which is a lesbian feminist womens rights bull dyke.
People tend to act because they are hiding something that eats at them from within their true inner self. In Ann's case, she was hiding her suspected homosexuality and that's whats been causing her to be vicious toward everyone but herself. Think about it, she comes over the top with a lubricated sledge hammer from Goodwrench and wacks people over the head with it by accusing certain people of being gay. For the record, John Edwards is the most notable of Coulter's accusations and yes it was funny at the time. In addition to, it is my opinion that Coulter is acting out because she is disappointed and frustrated at the possibility that she herself is a whistling in the wheat fields Snatch box Meat Wallet lesbian wicker licker.
Still not convinced that Coulter could be a scruffy muff muncher? Coulter is never seen with a guy other than Sean Hannity who has to stand on a box when he is next to her. ha. No worries, he's a good American. There is speculation of her relationships with other conservative authors but no down and dirty juicy gossip about their bedroom exploits. We need real proof and not some blog entry of her holding hands with Dinesh D'Souza (whose book Letters to a Young Conservative, I read in college). Seriously, there is never any mention about some guy who is Serial Crushing her ass. No gossip about Coulter taking it on the chin while while performing a rusty trombone with a party blower in hand. If you really think about it Coulter's latest TV persona and compare it to someone like Laurie Dhue, could you really imagine a guy enjoying banging a woman like Coulter? That would be like trying to do taxes for a hypochondriac perfectionist.
Is Ann Coulter has become nothing more than a loud mouth women that can barely be distinguished from a feminist. If Ann acted a bit more lady like and actually used a napkin she would come off so much better. I mean if you asking me if I would hit it, my answer is yes, everyday of the week and twice after supper. That is not the issue. The issue is Ann coming off like a canker sore to the masculine principles that make this world work. Continue to write your books but promote them with reason and fact, not raw reactive emotions like most feminists do. Quit letting the damn hippy Guatemalan bean sippers get your goat. Lastly, please get laid by a real man so you can finally say your toes got curled. | | | | | | The Old Sexy Ann Coulter
Now this is a Ann Coulter I remember well. Back in the 90's Coulter was a loose cannon that you wanted to have fired on you with extreme prejudice. She was a balls to the wall rational thinking woman who liked eating animals and drinking beer. If you shot it, Coulter cooked it just they way it should be done. So why the hell has Coulter lost her Sex appeal? I guess she got a taste of the forbidden fruit in the forbidden Lady garden of feminism. Well, they say most repressed homosexuals actually hate what they are and that is why they are so intolerant of the people they just maybe themselves. | | | | | | Was Ann Coulter Ever Bangable?
This is when Ann looked pretty damn decent and feminine. Looking feminine is not the same thing as being a feminist for those of you reading from Edenton North Carolina. Back then she had a little more meat on her bones and a nice flat stomach you could eat fondue off of if you dared. Pretty much this image captures the bangable version of Ann Coulter. I know Ann is an accomplished author but she needs to get railed by a UFC fighter or an 18 year old line backer for posterity. Quit pretending to date intellectuals and just go get some real pogo. It will probably jar something loose and bring her back to the good side of rational debate. I mean, it's pretty bad when Tina Fey comes off better that you do Ann. | | | | | | | Ann Coulter Has Lost Her MessageWhat the hell is she even talking about these days. I just see her getting banned from television interviews for being as crazy as the people she is calling crazy. That is no easy feat to do I might add. Seeing Ann on tv interviews is like watching Jerry Springer's final thought on white trash TV. News flash, don't go on The View and expect to have a real conversation with women who are self admitted victims (save Elizabeth Castlebeck... hot). I think all of those chicks save that hot blond are lesbos anyway. Where the hell did Ann go to? Her struggling inner lesbian stole her that's what. Not to mention probably plowed a furrow in her own lady garden too! I sure hope she isn't projecting this behavior in an attempt to sell more books. in a struggle 2009 economy. | | | | | | My Plato's Apology to Ann Coulter I don't really have any tangible evidence to support that Ann Coulter is in fact gay lesbian woman (or lesbigay for all those poltical correct homos). If I offended a lot of guys who really like Ann Coulter then you need to take another look at how she is presenting herself. The fact that she is so prudishly unfeminine speaks volumes concerning how she reveals her sexuality. Men don't even come off that obnoxious and that is including Bill O'Reilly ("Fucking thing sucks!"). I can not even think of her in a candle light sexual fantasy without getting turned off in cold remorse. Thats how bad she it has gotten in 2009. If she is not gay then she is only using her sexual organ to piss from or get special status on the basis of gender. So Ann, if you are not really gay then just address why you have lost touch with your readers and social decency. Quick fix? Cross your legs and let men open the the door for you, after all, its guy code! |
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