Keeping up with the Kardashians

Keeping up with the Kardashians is a lame attempt to establish a non blond trend for non blonds on the Hollywood scene. In this scenario Kim Kardashsian is the center piece for the show followed up by her two sisters (Kourtney and Khloe) as back up ass. A family environment is portrayed but it is anything less than a normal loving environment because that would not make for good tv drama. The following will explore Kim Kardashians ass, family relationships, her sisters and how this show is promoted via gratuitous use of hot dark haired ass.

Like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian has come on the Hollywood scene from origins containing a Sex tape scandal. She was on tape with laughable rapper Jay R and he was no Rick Solomon. Nevertheless, this tape launched Kim onto the Hollywood scene and was laid Ground Work for echoing the popularity of her reality TV series.

Kris Kardashian is the mother who is trying to recapture her life as she sees it being lived by her daughters. Kris is an attractive older woman who is trying to be the Suzy come bang me next door type. She is often seen trying to wear young and revealing clothes and being more like an older sister rather than a mother. In addition to, she treats her husband like he was her father to make her seem more free and attractive to viewers who Love milfs.

Bruce Jenner is an old aging hipster who is the step father to the three bags of hot sex original Kardashian chicks. Jenner is also a gold medal winner in the 1976 Summer Olympics and is actually a good man that most of us should strive to be like. However, Jenner has been bitten by the Hollywood ratings bug and acts like he belongs in a nursing home when it pertains to the goings on of his step daughters. All in all, Jenner is a good man and is trapped in a house trying to keep the peace between 4 attention starved minstrel containers (referring to Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and their mother).

Kim Kardashian is the center piece of the reality tv series. She is always the victim and at odds with the rest of the house. Every episode starts off with Kim getting pissed at one of her sisters and the whole show continues on with everyone asking, "Where is Kim at". (However, all this could be avoided if Kim moved out but then there would be no show). The closing of each episode is how the family unites bending over backwards to accommodate Kim's ass (literally) and the show ends with a farce of one big happy family being displayed.

The dynamic of the show actually revolves around the two dominant females, Kim and her younger sister Khloe. Khloe is the tallest and less attractive of the three sisters but has the biggest attitude on the show (I'd still kick start the hell out of her motor). Kim feels threatened by Khloe's ability to turn everyone else in the house against her. Kim plays the victim card and this normally involves her putting on some whorishly sexy outfit and pouts for the rest of the episode.

The Kardashian son Robert is of no real interest or consequence to the show. Robert is the lone penis surrounded by the bombardment of the Van Allen Radiation Belt of constant estrogen assault. The Kadashian sisters constantly Cock block the hell out of his man saber. Typically Robert is a good brother but like any nice man, he is completely used and taken advantage of by high society vagina. The worse part is, he is putting up with ass that he can not legally bang, so what's the point for all of his needless suffering?

The effect of this show only proves the American decadence that celebrity lifestyles has brought to the American middles class. More specifically, young middle school - high school girls are encouraged to be bitches and throw around their virtue (sex) as a means to be cool. Sex tapes of regular girls are now floating around the inter net because of girls like Kim Kadashian which is a good thing for guys who want to bang whores but marry sweet and respectful Women. Although the show is a farce in itself, the family relationships are nothing more than self center attention attractors whose desires will never be satisfied and the noble men surrounded by them fade away into the abyss of Taken for Granted Canyon.

Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian

The picture above should be a modern art master piece. Notice three white dresses, three pairs of identical high heels, three synchronized period of the months, names that all begin with the letter K and all are the focus of the show. These tall dark pieces of jerk fantasy are arguing constantly with each other and each trying to be the biggest center of sexdum. On a positive note, this image to add to the Spank Bank of sister banging.

kris, kourtney, khloe and kim kardashian

The three Kardashians and their mother who birthed them into self centered service sexdum. I particulary relish all of the daughters (included the two with Bruce Jenner) names begins with the letter K. Oh and the motehr of all this chaos, Kris Kardashian, her name begins with the letter K too! Kris seems to be mildly level headed but the rating of the show have allowed her to seek the attention from a younger environment. That is a clever way of saying she is having a mid life crisis. I do not quite understand the big deal, you know, being married to two different millionaires how hard is life?

Hoe Train Kim Kardashian

This is Kim Kardashian, the second oldest daughter of the K loving clan. Kim's ass has been exited more times than a New York City freeway off ramp. Kim is still hot (at least on tv) but she has been rail gunned by some of the biggest guys in the business of banging spoiled richness. Accept for Ray J, he hit that shit like a kindergartener riding his first bicycle without training wheels. This guy made me personally want to leave the beach after putting on sun block.

Look at how successful celebrity sex tapes have been in launching fame to spoiled rich chicks. It really is a genius strategy just as long as one sticks to reality tv and not big block buster movies. However, Kim picked the wrong guy to explode on the scene with. Ray J looked like he was more concerned with breathing than is was about way laying a dynamo piece of ass. Ray J's performance looked like we were all watching him lose his virginity on a damn sex tape. Ray J, go rent some Ron Jeremy tapes so you can work on your stroke.

Khloe Kardashian the Fat One

This is Klhoe the 3rd oldest Kardashian daughter. Khloe is more of a bitch than any of them but seems less whory. She is constantly trying to compete against Kim's Kentucky fried ass. However, Khloe would probably be the best lay because she has so much to try to live up to. In other words, she will try her best to suck start a leaf blower in order to out do her sister Kim. If any celebrity male were thinking about banging a Kardashian, I would rail gun Khloe. She will make you feel like a real man than any of the others would.

Kourtney Kardashian the Wholesome One

Kourtney is actually the first and eldest Kardashian daughter. Kourtney is probably the one you would want to seriously date. I have watched the show enough to see she seems like a sweet heart (well, as close as someone can be who is rich to being sweet anyway). Kourtney doesn't ever seem to try to compete for attention like the middle and youngest full blooded Kardashian daughters (Kim and Khloe). I can't really make jokes on this one, she is the Nicole Hilton of the bunch and deserves some respect at this point.

This section is dedicated to Kim Kardashian's ass shots which the United States government is contracting to launch fighter jets off of in the middle east some time in 2009.

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