Sarah Palin Runs for President

This image captures the essence of McCain's yearn for a hard on from Vice President nominee Sarah Palin. This is one of the best images to describe what a hot young female politician can do to all those old men in Washington, if only she will use these hotness to get things done. What a misnomer, if she is busy making boners then nothing will get done anyway considering Washington is dominated by men with boners. If this is the case, Palin doesn't seem like the woman who will relieve a man's sexual tension so he can focus on getting the job done, so status quo maintained with dignity.

If there was any doubt that McCain needed Viagra, you can all rest assured that he will not anymore. Sarah Palin in the political circle is considered fully hot and loaded with female magic parts. McCain is said to have picked Palin due to a criticism that McCain needed medical assistance in order to get it up (erection). The solution, Sarah Palin as a the vice presidential nominee to keep McCain ready at all times to appear to be masculine.

If John McCain were not married to Cindy, he still couldn't handle this piece of well documented booty dooty. Sorry John, maybe 15 years ago your heart could handle a brod like Palin, but age has finally caught up with you. Nonetheless, McCain will live vicariously through younger men's hard ons for Palin booty stage shuffles. I think this is really why McCain picked Palin, to bribe men with her VPILF Machine Gun Jubblies.

What about the feminists will think of Palin? The feminists should Love Palin but probably will not. I do not understand why they can not appreciate Palin's kung fu grip when she grabs men's testicles to get what she wants politically. Well, if feminists really believed in the empowerment of Women they would love Palin. However, they love being told what to do by another group of men who really run the show (lulz).

Did we cross a line with Palin? Probably. Whoever feels this way then next time nominate someone who is butt ugly and we can make fun of her for that reason instead. Regardless of Palin's political preferences, all we see is a hot famous political woman who has a Turd Cutter that deserves a cat call from Guy Code. We indeed look forward to many tight sweatered speeches from the sweet lips of Sarah Palin.

 Sarah Palin is Alaska

I am normally a fan of blondes but there is something about this woman Palin that gives me goose pimples. I think its because MTV got a hold of this and is making her look more and more hot for being a female politician in the lime light. Palin is obviously smart and out doorsey but her good looks over shadow her ability to tack fish and gut wild animals on the ready. This is a huge turn on to all real men.

 Sarah Palin Former Model

Palin is like that 8th grade school teacher you had that made you feel funny but you did not know why. Sometimes you would just ask her a question so she would come over and you would smell her perfume and maybe a little look down her blouse (like you didn't do that). Palin therefore is both smart and sexy and filling the old reminiscing of those hot teachers from mens younger pasts. This is another reason why men are excited about what she will be wearing throughout the campaign and perhaps the presidency.

 Drive By Media Fires at Palin

For all the nice guys out there Palin brings something to your table too, a wholesome woman in the image of your mother. All good guys are looking for their mother and you know it. Palin could be a Smoking Gun, but time will tell. Palin gives these guys something else other than pure sexual tension when watching her make speeches. She's a capable mother having 5 children, being a good wife, a good provider and not afraid to get underneath an engine block. Thus, for guys looking for their future wife, a woman like Palin could be that.

 Sarah Palin Loves Military

Sarah is not a stranger to the military and supports kicking the shizzle bits out of weaker and unfortunate countries. Why, because we can thats why. America F yeah. Well, not to get political, but all real men love winning and competition. Ask General George Patton, or rather read his address to the 3rd army. Like Patton, Palin never cared for a country who lost and laughed. Palin sees America as a winner and plays to win all the time. If you have any doubt of this, check out that body after having five children. Does that look like a body that loses (rhetorical)?

 Sarah Palin Guts Moose

Sarah Palin is not only a hunter but friends with NINJAS. These ninjas taught her how to track beast and kill them with her bear hands. It has been said that Palin once killed four baby seals and whooped two men's ass in one day. All of this can be attritbued back to her training with ninjas and feasting off the souls of those who she vanquished. You may not realize it or even see it, but these ninjas are protecting Palin at all times.

 Sarah Palin Skins Polar Bear

For the record, Sarah Palin did not kill this poor polar bears father and yes, the polar bear would still hit it.

Sarah Palin Sexy Bitch

I know just how Sarah Palin look in high school, a drop dead dime piece. This is the closet image we could find using our vast resources reaching as fair as Juno. The glasses really tie it over revealing she is just a little more than Sex on two well manicured feet. You could argue she is a classy brod all the way and just happen the be blessed with being astutely sexy.

Cute Feet Sarah Palin

For the record. We are not for or against Palin politically but I would love to be against her hard baby booming body figuratively. What a reference to be able to look at Palin if she were vice president. If she met with other heads of state they would expect to get head. Nah, Palin is too classy for that, besides heads of state are always Old Balls. Palin is litterally is the total package, beautiful face, pretty teeth, perfect cup size, legs with curves, cute feet and the ability to dominate a man in the sack as though she was wrestling a kodiac bear.