Linda Hogan Leaves the Hulkster

I remember when I first saw Hogan knows Best and got to see the family. I liking older Women of course thought that Linda had some nice bought stored and paid for Machine Gun Jubblies. Then I saw her daughter Brooke and was impressed that she did not act like as spoiled little snob trying to live off her fathers name. Nick Hogan... Well, Nick... Yea... so Nick Hogan.... Ummmm well.... Anyway, Brooke is hot.

Linda however seems to have been a loyal wife to the Hulkster for many years and is now looking for some pay back. The payback maybe revenge bangs or a chance to sample ravage slothing of men. It is not known how many guys she had been with before she met Hogan but I would say not that many. What is the point of all this? She is going to go on a Bangkok dangerous hunting and bunting spree. I wish I was in the path of hurricane Linda when those big hoogies try to put the hurt on you brother!

Older women are always aching to please a man because they have been ignored during their last decade of marriage before they got divorced. A new man on the scene lets them act out all the fantasies that have been building up during the "not getting any period". If you are a young guy then someone like Linda would be perfect to shake the rump with.

There is something erotic about an older woman and a younger guy. Its almost like the older woman feels she is dating out of her league and she is gonzo for the young guy's bonzo. In actuality, she is only dating out of her genre and societal time zone. Linda is obviously taking the first step to Bangkok dangerous by dating a guy who is 19 years old and appearing in tabloid magazines. Linda hopes to be putting her hoagies on the market and it's only a matter of time before Nick Hogans friend's Hit it and Quit It.

Like I said, older women like Linda are a dime a dozen, you just got to lift up the couch cushions and find them. The best place to do this (the fastest anyway) are singles websites. Just register (its for free), and search for 40 and older and you will find them waiting to shake the bacon. If you are in your late 20's you will have more success, but if you are a smart younger guy and can understand symbolism in poetry, you will be able to pick one up.

Linda has found a guy who is just a power bang for the most part. He's a blonde beach boy who is being used to provoke jealousy for how Linda feels she has been treated over the years by the Hulkster. The boy she is banging could care less, he's just loving playing with Linda Hogan's hoagies. Nonetheless, if the Hulkster is on the scene and runs into beach boy, there is no doubt the 24 inch pythons are gonna wrap themselves around this kids neck. (banging the snot out of another mans prize always leads to a deforming as whooping, even if the former husband gives a shit)

 Big titties Linda Hogan

Linda may be a little on the plus size but she is very firm. She is just big boned so to speak but is reasonable size for the cushion of her cushions. Getting up with a well manicured divorced older woman like Linda Hogan is an ultimate aphrodisiac. She will light up your penis like a pin ball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

Hulk Gets Divorced

Not going to lie, I was a Hulkamanic and will not pull jabs at Hulk Hogan. The main reason is he out weighs me and still has a shit ton of old man strength left and I visit South Beach quite regularly and would hate for him and Brian Knobs to jump my ass. Who really knows why the marriage ended. Life is never a monolithic explantion but out of respect for the Hulkster and my chance with Brooke I will refrain from tom foolery comments.

 Linda Hogan Bangs 19 Year Old Stud

This guy I find it hard to respect or to endorse for some reason. I am not totally sure why, because I have done the same thing myself but of course under different circumstance. I guess I'm not impressed because he doesn't realize he is being used in a way to get back at the Hulkster and he most likely is as dumb as a bag of hammers. Nonetheless, I have to respect the fact he is waylaying an ultmiate trophy for three reasons.

1. He is banging Linda Hogan a celebrity.

2. He is banging Hulk Hogan's soon to be ex wife.

3. He's banging a older woman.

 Linda Hogan Goes Hog Wild

Look how Linda Hogan makes this blond headed dish rag fetch things for her. Linda has single handled broken a young male of the public school sucks generation. Look how easily these post 1985 guys are manipulated by the vagina. He needs to jump back on our side for the big win and start reading Guy Code. Look Hansel, you hit it and then you quit it.

 Linda Hogan Queefs on Beach

The dread pink finger nail polish. For those of you who don't already know, pink finger nail polish is a sign that a woman is not satisfied. This is not alwasy in a sexual context but it can be. Most of the time pink finger nail polish means the woman is not getting enough attention and she is looking for it. Other times pink signifies she is ready for a change, in this case young cock.

The color pink is a very noticeable color. It catches the eyes of both male and females as well. Pink is a very sexy color and kind of a innocently whorish color. So, one can understand how appealing it is and if you recognize it you can reap the benefits.

 19 year old Stud Can't Bang Brooke Hogan

Not a very sophisticated guy but neither are those post 1985 babies. If I were this guy I would not be so eager to get my picture taken. I would be in the shadows and not going out. Why? Because I wouldn't want to blow my chances with Brooke. I'm being honest. When the daughter finds out you dating (aka banging the Alabama snot out of) the mother it never works out for you and the daughter. Brooke I would seriously date and procreate with if she is after all the sweet girl she portrays herself as on tv.

 Paparazzie Find Linda Hogan

I heard this guy speak once. He sounded like a digital tire gauge when he talks. More over, this guy is most likely from the same place Brooke went to high school so he is being flown around to show up in these hot spots for media review. The paparazzi is not necessarily interested in Linda Hogan but more so this prince Goldilocks of Dumbston. He looks like a big dumb animal folks and the paparazzi is eating it up.

Brooke and Linda Hogan

I was actually quite impressed with my ability to refrain from being vulgar. I think this was pretty fair and balanced if you do't count the jock douche bag that is hanging around Linda Hogan. More specifically, I did it out of respect for Brooke and didn't want to ruin our future relationship if there is ever one. More over, I really think she is a sweet girl (at least for now) and she is not trying to seek attention by throwing dildos off her penthouse suite in South Beach. You got my point. Anyway, I will go one waiting for Brooke to call me and keep to the code.