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| | | John Edwards Cheats on His Dying Wife
It's finally official and the back channels of a long awaited admission is finally here. John Edwards is Guy Code's Man of the Year. Edwards was rumored to have dropped out of the 2008 presidential race because of an extramarital affair and now we know. Now that Edwards has admitted he repeatedly sexually crunched Reille "HOME WRECKER" Hunter and spattered baby maker mountains in her subterranean cavern, we can all rest easy.
Some people may be appalled that Edwards had a sexual affair while his wife Elizabeth was fighting and dying of cancer. However, it just goes to show what a man will do when he is faced with pure testosterone and a woman who loves his hair as much as he does. Can you really blame him, I mean really blame him? His wife was dying and he didn't know what to do so he ran into the whorish arms of a dish rag whore Suzy home wrecker. After all, who is going to take care of Edwards if something were to happen to his wife?
Edwards made everything better by stating that he did not Love Rielle Hunter (which should make him an asshole in the near sighted eyes of feminism), the baby is not his, and that he only had Sex with Hunter while his wife was in remission. This actually sounds like a complicated country song with no chorus. However, Edward's brutal behavior of way laying a brod while he was running for the most masculine office in the world while he was married and even more so while his wife was campaigning for him on her death bed and Edwards throws it all in everyones face gets him Guy Code Man of the Year. Selfishness is next to Godliness in the vain self interests of a man into all moments of his own reflection.
To be quite honest, I do not think anyone will ever do all of these assholic things to achieve Guy Code's man of the year like Edwards has. This even made us at Guy Code feel like Choir boys who were not sexually molested but rather dropped change and looked up the girls skirts kind of choir boys. More over, Edwards practice of the Dark Arts of Guy Code earned him this honor whether we all share it's support or not. | | |
| | | John Edwards Commits Adultery
John Edwards is a master of the arts of talking up to stupid people. He has a BS in BS and that is another reason why he won Guy Code Man of the Year. In the court room he could track a falcon on a cloudy day and find any reason to prove a medical company was at fault. He even has been known to make up months in a single opening statement. This man is the skill encompassed in the DARK ARTS of Guy Code and what it takes to achieve life's quick gratifications. Can you imagine the Cock Blocking Edwards did when he was growing up? In addition to, his boyish good looks will still impress Women and if ihe did it once, he will do it again if he hasn't already before! | | | Rielle Hunter
| | | | | Rielle "HOME WRECKER" HunterJohn Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker Rielle "HOME WRECKER" Hunter. I am not going to lie, as a fan of older women I too would have Waylaid Rielle myself. I would nail her to the bed like the Romans did that HOLIDAY CHILD to the cross. In other words, I would have used her up just like Edwards did, like a dish rag whore. Besides, he didn't love her right? So its okay in the eyes of hurt feelings. Plus, the feminists will still love Edwards because deep down they know its still a good ole boy network and if you're a democrat female you have to let it slide. You know letting it slide, like Edwards did in and out of Hunter while he should have been tucking his kids to bed at night. (appropriate use of lol) | | | | | | | John Edwards Cheats on his Family
Now for a little bit of truth. I actually feel terrible for his oldest daughter on several points. If she forgives him and embraces him publicly, who ever she marrys will have the option to play the "Sorry I fucked Rielle Hunter too card" and be made to look a fool like her mother has been. Most likely depending on how Elizabeth Edwards reacts will dictate how her oldest daughter will. In all seriousness, I respect Elizabeth Edwards for being an honest woman and a loyal woman. I would want to have a family with a woman like that and could appreciate her and having a safe home to come home to every night. She is a good person and I hope justice of the heart will make things right for her and the part of her family that didn't cheat. | | | | | | | Edwards 400 Dollar Haircut Sorry John, I love watching you work a room and dumbing down the obvious for all those who can't push the lady buttons like you. I hope your children do not grow up to hate you and I hope Elizabeth stands up for herself and takes all you have and gives everything back to HER children. Don't worry, you still have your law license and you can go back to chasing ambulances and support your other daughter who has no reason to hate you unless you keep denying she is yours and not be a father to her. But look on the bright side, your Guy Codes Man of the Year! In public we will defend you and in private we will admonish you! |
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