Amy Winehouse Gutter slut

Amy Winehouse at first glance is defiantly a striking woman cultivating sincere curiosity from would be music lovers. However, when tabloids and media bleed through the mystic of such a great performer, one can not help but see her for what she truly is. A cracked out derelict who never could appreciate hard work and always took the easy way out. The anger from this particular article could very well stem from the fact that she was or was capable of being a hottie but smearing shit on a perfume bottle is still smells like shit.

 Winehouse Goes to Rehab

This picture is quite disturbing but if any image could catch the essence of a talented junkie turned side winder, this one does it with bells on. We are particularly proud of this one.

 Winehouse Tabloid Dumpster Whore

Yea so what, everyone in show business does drugs but not everyone is so damn careless about it. If this is the best the United Kingdom has to offer then I think we will need to revitalize Britney Spears. Most self respecting celebrities get wasted in their flats or penthouse and avoid needless endangerment or exposure from the tabloids, but not this dumpster of an echoing cascade of musical talent.

 Amy Winehouse Junkie

In all fairness, I do believe this was a photoshop and not by us. However, it still represents Winehouse's fate of being a self destructive junkie flunkie who in the end will end up in life with no money.Her one damn song about her own condition will only last a few more hits of the crack pipe.

 Amy Winehouse English Harlot

If you are capable of speaking with a English accent, then read this aloud:

"You, aye mate, wanna put your tadpole sprayer in my goblet"? "Here it's easy, wait until I pass out drunk and then squat over my Stonehenge and let it loose". "No, seriously, I need a random flogging on my molly maker, I'll make it worth your while mate". "My cow tippers think me baby maker has a roll in me oven and they are ripe for squeezing". "If you get as far as my under pants and see that my vagina looks like a cheese pizza with everything on it, it feels better than it tastes mate".

"end scene"

It is so sad to see such talent unappreciated and an insult to god to throw it away with shit pissing lunacy.

 Winehouse Loves it Strong and Black

Amy Winehouse is a crack whore but is a very unique one at that. She is already rich (ok maybe well off, I'm sure legal fees and litigious lawsuits againt her are mounting) so she doesn't have to tug some schleps Flesh Shank to get a hit from the old crack pipe. I also enjoy how her boyfriend was in jail and could not attend the Emmys and she gave that speech to him about wishing he was there to see it. After the performance in New York, sheprobably went to Union Square and was later jerkin the gerkin of many males Mc-porkins

Winehouse Falls down Stairs

Talk about a teenage wasteland that this picture paints it all for you. I mean go ahead and be reckless but to not have the respect that hundreds of cameras are waiting for you to make a mistake is just ridiculous. Why not get it over with and drag your naked ass across London Bridge so that no one will care about your media attention and you can on being a reckless junkie McSlutterson. Seriously, try to picture Amy Winehouse dragging her butt across London Bridge yelling, "me arse itches".

 Winehouse Shits her Pants on Stage

Seriously, I think she pisses and shits on stage but no one ever bothered to say anything to her because she would probably beat them with her microphone and do god know what to them with her skank biters. Seriously, I feel sorry for any toilet that has to accept a deposit from that loose ass. Of course, she probably does not even know what they are for. Another French invention perhaps according the the mind of Winehouse.

 The Face of Winehouse

Winehouse's future reminds me of when my sister was a nurse at a hospital in Baltimore Maryland around 1999. (Like I could make this up) A crack whore was delivering a bastard crack baby and while in the process of birth, the junkie looked at my sister and said,"I can't help it, I gotta touch it" and began rubbing her clitoris. This is defiantly where Winehouse is heading and probably belongs but by the time she gets there the tabloids won't even care anymore. Who am I kidding they would still Love a story like that and they wouldn't even have to embellish it for effect. .

 Cracked Out Amy Winhouse

What is sad is that Winehouse was painted a cracked out god knows disease infiltrated twat waffle before she could develop an American audience of guys wanting to bang her. She was shown as being disgusting before the American pork swords could be skewered to serve BBQ on Winehouses rail board ass. In other words, Britney Spears held it together long enough for guys to want to bang her even after her melt down of Chunky Monkey back up dancer flunky baby birthing and shit smelling dumpy of a train wreck marriage and mother hood. I think thats what the anger is with Winehouse. Why did you have to go all white trashy on us before we got a chance to even want to jack it to you? Thats the Guy Code question.

 Circus Experiment

I can't wait for her to end up on one of those VH1 reality shows. I bet she has never even heard of underwear or if you are from England, "pants". Winehouse would eat Janice Dickson alive and ask for seconds.

 Winehouse Seeks Dentist

Can you imagine those British candy corns around your penis? Those toofies would rip flesh quicker than an American repeat offender probation violation. Again, I am reiterating the fact that Winehouse was already used up before she even got to America. Can you imagine what she probably smells like in bed? How about this for a guess, ricotta cheese left out over night for 3 weeks and then drinking a glass of milk before you go to bed and not brushing your teeth the next morning. Yea, its bad.