Some of the biggest advocates of Guy Code are Hollywood celebrities or anyone having to do with getting face time on the news. If you are famous then you are a celebrity.
If you have ever been at a bar or party and a bunch of preppy white guys started free-styling (this has become exponentially more prevalent after the widespread popularity of “8 Mile”) and wondered what would happen the next morning if one of these shaggy haired, Wedding-Crasher-Look-A-Likes woke up, shook off the hangover and tried to get a record deal, you now have an answer: Asher Roth.
Amy Winehouse has come on the scene without hint or worry for what she truly was about. Her classic yet retro bee hive hair do combined with her powerful soul diva voice has jumped on the the billboard hits before anyone could realize how unstable she was. She is the 1980's Robert Downey Jr. of pop blues music. The following article will show Winehouse's pure skank-taculous transformation to a tabloid wet dream of junkie exposure.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the physical embodiment of Guy Code and has made a huge impact in bringing back masculinity to the forefront of American soceity. Arnold came from nothing and became the biggest hollywood super star in American history and all because he discovered his calling gave to him by Guy Code.
Bill Clinton talks about his first time with Guy Code. How one can set up a political marriage run a country and have free reign on any woman he desires. Bill Clinton is Guy Code.
Brett Micheals was closed lined last night at the Tony Awards and everyone is still talking about this morning. After opening the ceremony with a musical performance of Micheals old aging band "Poison" his lights were knocked out by a metaphor from the heavens. Micheals walking off stage as though he still had his fame from his youth was knocked the F out by a piece of stag equipment. I like Brett Michaels but when something embarrassing as this happens to you, I lose all respect and begin to laugh out loud, LITERALLY.
I guess a woman is not immune from getting dealt with even at the Grammy Awards! Chris Brown an R&B star had to set the answering machine right in the mouth of girlfriend Rihanna for not giving him his share for his services. Rihanna was accused of not giving Brown his pimp dues and she got the pimp hand right across her face.
Chuck Norris is the embodiment of Guy Code and his fists are it's chariot. Norris's life story was shaped and molded by Guy Code and all it's glory. If you thought Mother Teresa had it hard growing up, you must read about Chuck Norris. They say if you spell Chuck Norris's name in scrabble, you win forever.
I have always wanted to bang Susan Roesgen back when she was on KATV-TV Channel 7 in Little Rock Arkansas. Recently Roesgen came on the scene basically out of no where when she made a ovary out of herself during the symbolic "Boston Tea Party" demonstrations that took place on 04/15/09. She made the classic mistake of trying to have a political dialogue with a man that ended with her resorting to emotional banter and confused gender inadequacies. The real story is that most men out there would Love to "TEA BAG Susan" Roesgen!
Kelley Osbourne may not be attracting chubby chasers anymore! Apparently Kelley has worked out a lot! Like actually went around and did some serious cardio. Of course if this was true the paparazzi would have had pictures of her like they did her brother Jack when he lost all his weight. I guess she had some plastic surgery. Well, she denies it of course. What do you think?
Kristin Davis is perhaps best known for her career as the Manhattan Madam. Now, during that time she supplied New York notables such as Eliot Spitzer with high-priced prostitutes. But now, Davis is launching a career in politics. She is running for the highest position in New York state. Prime Minister. hahahaha. Just kidding, she is running to be governor. Pornstar Marey Carey did the same thing when governor Gray Davis was impeached back in 2003.
Erin Esurance is a fully hot spokes Women for Esurance and can be seen daily on the television. With her high kick action moves, along with her sexy winks and even sexier outfits, she has taken the place of Jessica Rabbit in the minds of most adolescent boys. However, we have done some digging and found out that Erin Esurance has a some skeletons in her closet that have finally caught up with her. Let's just say we found some scandalous photos of her when she was just starting out as a young aspiring actress looking to make it big any way she could. I was completely taken back by Erin's humble beginnings!
The Guy Code Hall of Fame is for all famous men who showed extreme character, charisma, success, and triumph over all odds and are legends with the female Sex. Regardless of politics Guy Code only see's those men who are or were smooth operators and could get away with anything having to do with scoring with the fairer sex.
The lovely Hillary Duff was caught on camera by paparazzi accepting an engagement ring. It doesn't sound like news you would care about until you saw how she thanked her soon to be her fiancé hockey player Mike Comrie. Hillary Duff was caught going down on her fiancé in some hotel. We do not know if these photos are true but you be the judge.
Talk about a problem most guys wish they had. Jesse James infidelities have finally caught up with him. However, his legend grows among men earning him many precious miles of street credit.Jesse can now write a book on what it was like to sleep with the 3types of Women, the good girl, the bad girl and the slut.I wish that I had Jesse's Girls!
The first ever interview with the Man of Steele brought to you by its guy code. This interview contains candid responses from Superman in his rarest form ever. Questions relating to our current economy to who he banged last month. If you are a fan of Superman then you will want to read the one on one interview answering regular questions from a regular guy about things that all regular guys want to know.
You know after hearing this rumor of another Hollywood dunder box I am loving Clay Aiken more and more. At least Clay means well and is not some starved for attention fertile crescent of a swollen ovary. Good lord, she's done it again! Preggers II. Talk about being fertile. Why is it that all white trash can get pregnant simple by rubbing up against a would be sperm donor and then people with IQ's of 150 can't get pregnant? The simple answer? Nature needs a shit ton of ditch diggers that's why. Well, if she isn't pregnant, the article still makes sense.
Hot off the press, what the hell happened to Jessica Simpson? It looks like Tanya Harding kidnapped her and forced Hostess cupcakes down her throat! She is blowing up and I don't mean the music charts! I am almost disillusioned by this turn of events and am hoping its just a bad camera angle but more images have surfaced confirming Jessica's early symptoms of tank ass.
Joaquin Phoenix apparently has gone off the deep end or rather he thought he was diving into the the deep end but it was in fact the shallow end of the pool. In other words he's gone effing crazy. Much like a barracuda does when you put him in a 4 foot glass fish tank. Anyway, we had to get to the bottom of why a great and talented artist such as Joaquin Phoenix completely threw it all away.
Kentucky Lightning has come to the ranks as being a hook up legend when it comes to seducing young heterosexual Women into one night stands of lady licking sexual servitude. She was brought to my attention when a girl, who shall remain nameless, was seduced by the raw power of Kentucky over hook up legend Frank T.J. Mackey. Although Mackey is a great teacher to many men, the conquest skillz of Kentucky Lightning can not be denied regardless of her sexual preference. Look for her Youtube video in the article for a real taste of Kentucky Lightning.
I saw Tropic Thunder and then forgot about it. I think I laughed and said it was decent. I then watched it again recently and totally forgot that Tom Cruise was Les Grossman. His character violently secreted Guy Code and was obnoxious about it. Les Grossman is White Collar Guy Code at its finest. If you have no idea who Les Grossman is or how Tom Cruise completely redeemed himself, take a step back and slap yourself. Here is where the healing begins.
Linda Hogan is a free woman at the time this article was written. I have to tread lightly because I have met Brook Hogan and think she is a sweet girl and do not want to ruin my chances with her. However, I have to do a piece on Linda but will focus more on the Toolshed Dunston blond boy who looks like Ringo Star's long lost douche crack.
Carrie Prejean was runner up to winning the Miss USA Pageant but her feelings about same Sex marriage may have ruined her chance to win. Prejean told FOX News that she had "no regrets" and was happy with the answer she gave when a Miss USA judge, the gossip blogger Perez Hilton, asked about her stance on same-sex marriage. Perez Hilton is an obnoxious Queen of Mean who he even himself admits. Who cares what a guy who wears pastels and cleans bumper chrome thinks about same sex marriage. Prejean shocked the world when she sacrificed the crown with honesty and truth.
Perez Hilton gets his princess ass kicked while in Toronto Canada. I guess those Canadians Love their Carrie Prejean! I'm just kidding, he got beat up by a staff member of the Black Eyed Peas who also can not stand Perez. You see, just because you have fans doesn't mean you have all of them. Lots of people may not like you because you dye your air and looks like MANBEARPPIG's best friend. In this case, Perez, you are fucking annoying. Heteros and non heteros find you obnoxious and can actually hear you getting fatter when your eating in your youtube videos.
I'm completely and utterly exhausted with this so called 'reality television.' When did when we as a society begin to lower our standards to remotely consider this entertainment? It must be some form of guilty pleasure. At least the Romans made you watch in person. Oh, and by the way - it's everything but real. Nothing real about it. Sorry. Do you find yourself soul searching at night and end up watching reality tv? Well, if you suffer from this train wreck addiction see if you are watching the worst of the worst of reality tv shows. “Reality used to be a friend of mine” -PM Dawn
You all may recall Riff Raff (douche bag in the picture to the left) in the MTV reality series G's to Gents season 2. No? Don't worry, I didn't watch that ridiculous pussy scary garbage either. However, a friend of mine sent me a youtube link of this struggle wanna be thug telling off his cast members using thug body language and broken sentences. I wanted to laugh at first but then I felt embarrassed for him because there are so many more convincing thugs out there. Anyway, my friend called him on his cell phone because the idiot posted his number on his Myspace before the MTV poeple hooked it up for him. My friend told him he was "The Real G". Seriously, the stupid bastard answered his phone. After that I knew I had to get in on this train wreck before MTV canceled his new reality show Thug Passion. Last but not least, Riff Raff is in a feud with P-Diddy's former Umbrella holder and G's to Gents host, Fonzworth Bentley. Yea, what kind of real thug would threaten a guy like Fonzworth? Exactly. Riff Raff.
Being political is a tricky business and although we tend to not get political we are just getting sexual with Sarah Palin AKA the VPILF. We at Guy Code have agreed that this woman could be a Smoking Gun but the results are not yet in. At this point she is just a hot lady with power who loves guns and obviously enjoys physical intimacy thus having 5 children. More over, she has rebounded her figure quite admirably and that is something to consider when picking your VP mate for life (wife). We will critique Palin's hotness for all men to review and make up their own mind if you would hit it.
I thought Sophia Loren was hot in Grumpy old Men 2. I figured to myself, "Not bad for a woman in her 60's". However, recently she said hey look at me now, I'm a super hot G-G- Gilf. You be the judge. Would you hit it?
If you ever had an Asian fantasy, DJ Heavygrinder would be the one to have it for. She looks like God crossed a mortal with an angel just by the tear drops from his eyes. She is stunningly beautiful and has been known to have the power to part the seas. If you like house music as well as dancing and beautiful Women, check out DJ Heavygrinder.
This is a collection of some of the funniest and most insulting Rick Flair wrestling promos. For those of you unfamiliar with what a promo is, in the case of Ric Flair, it's Flair trash talking any and everyone he felt like. Flair had a natural ability to insult in a very entertaining yet personal manner. A lot of wrestlers said it was hard to tell if Flair was being serious or not. Flair was so good at these promos that it sealed the realism for professional wrestling. Ric Flair was the essence of Guy Code.
Comedic actor Rudy Ray Moore, best known to blaxploitation fans as kung fu pimp Dolemite, died Sunday October 20th 2008at an Akron nursing home from complications of diabetes, according to media reports. He was 81 years old. Moore was a 1970's classic comedy action star. He is being honored for his contributions for furthering Guy Code to all walks of life perpetuated not only by himself by his Dolemite movies. Youtube Dolemite and laugh your ass off at this pre-Samuel Jackson of a character in his own right.
The Watchmen is a twelve-issue graphic novel that came about in 1986 which was a time during the 80’s where masculinity apologized for no one. The limited series was created by writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons, and colorist John Higgins who like the Watchmen, brought a unique gift to the series. The Watchmen characters all possessed a single yet over emphasized masculine trait that defined the persona of each character. When all of these characters combined they made up the nature of humanity which was all the good, the evil and the complicated (or flawed). If you couldn’t figure out what characters represented then have no fear for we have illustrated it for you.
Timothy P. Shriver is the Chairman of Special Olympics and is mad because Ben Stiller (a fellow advocate of Guy Code) has made a movie called (Simple Jack) and basically made fun of retards, I'm sorry, "special people". Shriver went on the news and wanted people to boycott Ben Stiller's new film Tropic Thunder in order to satisfy his ego and his omnipotent self importance of doing good. Here's a big news flash to offended people regardless of what things personally offend you. If you are offended then this site has done its job.
Tina Fey has been gaining spot light momentum and I haven't figured out why. From SNL to 30 Rock to vocal political opinions to lingerie pictures on the internet. Then I realized why. She just maybe immune to Guy Code. She is insultingly intelligent and this is her time to shine. She even is occasionally damn sexy starring at you through her feminized Buddy Holly glasses. Fey is covert, overt and everything in between to serious comedy and has splashed on to the entertainment scene with no messy efforts costing herself her own integrity. My friends, Tina Fey has been put on the Guy Code most wanted list. Happy Hunting and bang away Merrill, bang away.
Baby face Alfie Patten is now a father at 13. His girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, gave birth to Maisie Roxanne at 7lb 3oz. Now Alfie is relieved that Marury Povich performed some DNA test to prove that the slag had been seeing other men other than Alfie. Now Alfie can return to his normal life of playing video games and looking at internet porn. Hopefully Chantelles family member who knocked her up feels less guilty that Alfie is no longer to blame.
Ann Coulter is probably the most vocal yet masculine pundit on the political airways. However, Ann Coulter has become a cantankerous wing nut and I think she is doing more harm to Guy Code than good. We believe she actually is suffering from a physiological anxiety that is causing her to act out like an Ape in the Asheboro Zoo throwing shit against the glass wall. What is causing Ann Coulter to behave this way? I fear Ann is a repressed lesbian who is fighting an futile battle to escape the reality of her San Francisco Castro district sexual orientation. Are you an Ann Coulter fan? You may not be after we go over the suggested hypocritical evidence. Sorry guys, this may sting a bit.
In a flourishing spot of Utah, Bill Hendrickson has it all. This guy juggles three wives and we thought just one was enough of a headache. Give it to Bill to carry on his day to day and having the stamina to please these three. We have to admit, this is just a regular series on HBO. Bill has stepped into the Guy Code realm as he talks to us about which girl he plans to sleep with tonight. He explains that he has to be fair to all Women to keep them happy. As if it isn't enough hard work to keep just one happy. Three wives creates an elevated amount of drama in his life. Keep that Avapro handy Bill, you just might need it!
Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment lawsuit explained and his fat accuser explored. O'Reilly nevertheless let men down when he broke the bond of Guy Code by paying off the expired Ruby Tuesday's coupons McFatterson and should have just denied everything. Oh well, we still have to rag them both so we shall.
Celebrity advocates are basically any guy famous that is in the news who is obviously a ladies man. As trends tend to be, Guy Code has taken off from a sub culture stature to now being recognized almost as a religion as it matters to the bachelor life style of men and those men who never grow up. Male celebrities are now openly admitting that they practice Guy Code because it increases their following and also gets the groupie chicks to their pussy pads. mp3 player
With all the gossip flying around about the Chris Brown and girlfriend Rihanna incident we wanted to get the total scoop. Our friend Trick Daddy talked Chris Brown to come in and set the record straight for everyone. The interview took an unexpected turn when the questions got a little too tough for Brown and had a few choice words to reveal. All in all, it was a great interview that looks into the depths of a struggling R&B superstar who most us had never heard of until the Grammy pimp smack incident.
Chuck Norris was instructed by himself to personally liberate the repressed sexuality of Muslim Women in the Middle East. Norris was neither condemned nor condoned by the United States government to attempt this act but did so on his own accord. Chuck also is proving that virgins exist in the Middle East without having to blow yourself up to get them. However, at the rate Norris is going though the Middle East their may not be enough virgins left and terrorist will have to start blowing themselves up to get some.
Does anyone know Tom Coburn? Well he is a bad ass in the United States senate. One of the few guys who is there to represent his constituents and he is also from a state threatening to secede more or less. This senator just stated that he will hunt your ass down if you take a bribe to vote yes on the health care reform bill. Well, if you're a man's man what he said to his colleagues was, "I will fuck you up".
As I am in London enjoying my heritage I get a message about an astonishing young tennis star. Well, maybe not astonishing skill wise but she has a pair of Machine Gun Jubblies that would cause the clouds of Belfast to disappear for a 1,000 years. This tennis wonder is Simona Halep. She has to play with a jacket just so her boobs do not interfere with game point! Simona says, "This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play." I implore her not to do this because she will throw away gods gift to man!
Elizabeth Lambert is a sexy hard hitting soccer player who you couldn't trust your balls in the palm of her hand for all the toilets at a Bruce Springsteen concert. Throwing elbows, punching in the back, tripping, hair pulling, kicking into someone's face and sucker punches? Sounds like a typical scrum between young siblings. Well, in the 2009 MWN semifinal match between BYU and New Mexico, there was no lipstick, no perfume and no fingernail polish. There was, however, good old fashioned chick fighting.
Many of us grew up watching the hit television series Full House on Friday nights. When we think of Fullhouse now we think of the Olsen twins. Most of us had a count down clock on our computers of when the Olsen twins turned 18. I would like everyone to remember Jodie Sweetin, better known to us as Stephanie Tanner, who is as equally hot and memorable. I saw her on the Bob Saget Roast (hilarious) and was shocked to see how hot she is not to mention her CUP SIZE. I always had a thing for Stephanie Tanner growing up but being older and seeing how big her breasts are, I am re-living a childhood fantasy as a man who can do something about it now.
OMGAH! The world's greatest Olympic gold medalist all around swimmer throws entire career away by making the decision to take the pot! Apparently Phelps also holds the world record for gravity bong hits in South Carolina! All you mommies and daddies out there who think Phelps has ruined his career, you are moronically mistaken. Just take look at all those politicians who voted for the doomed stimulus package and got a raise for it! If Washington politicians can get away with screwing you blind, laughing about it, taking junkets (free trips that have nothing to do with work) on your taxes, Phelps will slam dunk this little controversy right in Kobe Byrant's face! Oh yeah, this is what famous people do!
Hollie Steel cries after she is told she cannot perform again after she freezes up under pressure in front of millions of fans around the world. However, never doubt a woman's tears let alone the tears of a 10 year old girl. Of all people to take a stand during a moment of self collapse Simon Cowell runs to the rescue to the vulnerable yet adorable Hollie Steel.
I no longer watch wrestling anymore because I can watch the UFC and have it be real. I was flipping the the channels the other day and saw this remorseless country girl named ODB (One Dirty Bitch) and she was interviewing a British wrestler who looks like a fag in a gladiator outfit.She was sitting with her legs open rubbing her crotch and drinking beer. Call me crazy but I wanted to bang that ass like it owed me money. I realize only a real man could bang this chick because she could probably beat up most men but I would attempt a flying Elbow smash from the top of the turn buckle to my king size bed.
Is Jack Bauer bad for America? These are the questions candy asses ask their college professor who have never felt warm vagina on their penises before. Jack Bauer is the essence of masculinity and practices Guy Code on a daily basis contained in every episode of 24. This is Jack Bauer explained to all those who have never been in a fight, got their ass kicked or was ever picked on by their older brother.
Wow first Tiger Woods and now Jesse James. When will these Women wake up. When I guy is rich as balls he is going to bang beaver. It is simple physics. When a guy is poor and modest he will Love you until the day you die (then find another woman to worship). Attention hot famous women out there. If you want a friend buy a dog, don't marry one. Sandra, you married a guy who fathered a child with a porn star. Poor you.
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic wannabe Sarah Silverman have called it quits after five years of dating according to Hollywood sources. The break up was mutual, a source says but all of us who have experienced a break up knows that’s just bullshit. Mutual break ups is like being somewhat ugly or somewhat good looking, it’s never both. Most likely Sarah Silverman ended it with Jimmy Kimmel because her star was only rising so high when dating Jimmy Kimmel so she is looking for another Sponsor like Sharon Stone's character did in the movie Casino.
John Edwards didn't get the vice presidential nomination but he got something even better, Guy Code Man of the Year! Not only did Edwards get his ding dong played with on the campaign trail but after coming out of the hotel bathroom under security protection he made the feminists respect his manhood. No Feminist will condemn Edwards for his indiscretions while his wife was under the knife thus proving it's still a man's world. Now that Edwards choose to humiliate his family over a campaign harlot hit and quit it routine, he can rest assured all will be well and he can go about his life with everyone forgiving him and chase ambulances and live happily ever after. its guy code!!! Edwards message is it's ok to have an affair, just don't Love them and make sure if your wife is fighting cancer that it's in remission!
Larry Flynt is a subject of contraversy in American history but he was the forerunner who brought pornopgraphy to all those computers with inter-net. This can not go un-noticed, un-thanked, or un-mentioned. Flynt took his first ammendment right of female exposure all the way to the supreme court and won the right for all men to enjoy the first ammendment expression of Women in their natural form, which is to be nude and to please man. Thanks Larry.
Lindsay Lohan has come out of the closet recently and has been seen in the arms of DJ Samantha Roson. However, Lohan has done more than just come out of the closet but has transformed from an attention seeking skank tank to Aileen Wournos, lesbian serial muncher! The following article contains images of Lindsay Lohan's transformation from an easy doable chick into an ashe tray of a lesbian muff diving mouse knitter!
Micheal Phelps has beaten the record of consecutive gold medal wins in swimming and has set 7 world records in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Phelps was broadcast by media pundits to take all 8 gold medals and there was never a moments doubt that he would not do so. Phelps will be a household name for generations to come and has set a surge in the swimming world. Who knows how many countless fans he has inspired to become professional swimmers to emulate excellence as he did during his historic achievement. The man child is now an all American hero and icon to the world for his achievements and this piece was done to honor his efforts, sacrifices and glory.
You may not consciously realize it but the most popular movies of our time and times before were influenced by Guy Code. These movies have several aspects of sterotypical Guy Code attributes involving humor, slick operators, hilarious hook up lines, funny one liners, Sex scoring super males, making fun of feminists, making fun of Women, making fun of women and making fun of women, etc.
Perez Hilton a queer eye for the political correct mind made huge waves by drawing stick figure insult lines on celebrity photographs and put them on his blog. He basically got famous for making fun of the obvious douche bags of Hollywood. Most people laugh at Perez but do not like him and would be afraid to sit next to him on a bus or even a subway. In the most queerest form Perez launched into a full-blown attack on Christian Miss USA Pageant contestant Carrie Prejean calling her a bitch and a C-word, as well as defacing photos of her with sexually explicit drawings all because she believes marriage should be between a man and a woman. Anyway, since dicks are for chicks we spray Perez with a little of his own butt smear, enjoy the EPIC LULZ of this lonely old queen.
Sal and Richard are the guys who most likely made the prank calls you receive in your emails throughout the day. The prank call duo gained infamous notoriety when they were making out in the background of CNN reporter Allen Chernoff when he was covering Lehman Brothers when they bankrupt. For all those guys who do not think growing up is important, then Richard Christy and Sal Governale are for you. More importantly these guys are the essence of Guy Code.Although the Jerky Boys were funny, I think Sal and Richard put them to shame.
Last night at the Mtv movie awards the trash talking, take no prisoners disher of disses was he himself humiliated by the pretending gay comedian personality "Bruno" by Sacha Baron Cohen. You know, the guy who played Borat. I think Cohen wanted to get the guy who gets everyone else and thought to himself, "Eminem is nothing, I shall best him in front of all those whom which he has bested over the years" and he did! If you did not see the humiliations galore of that event please read further and view the video.
Is senator Lindsey Graham Gay? I mean what kind of real man would make Americans carry a world ID card in their own country? A card that carries your DNA data, bank accounts, medical history etc? I'll tell you what kind of man, a man wanting to find out who else is gay so he can tour the local bath houses with them. Pretty clever aye little chum.
BURBANK, Calif. The Los Angeles coroner's office says "The Lost Boys" actor Corey Haim is dead at 38.He was later pronounced dead at Providence St. Joseph's Medical Center in Burbank. Apparently is was a drug overdose. Haim was a huge child star of the 80's whose career ended abruptly after Mouth starred in the movie "The Burbs".
The movie Gigli has been recently brought up describing the failed acting careers of two big Hollywood players. If you are a promising actor, never do business with the woman you are dating. Only bad things can come of it especially if they fornicated with P-Diddy. The movie Gigli summed up as follows.
The Excommunicated are male celebrities of news worthy status who have no interest in fornicating with hot chicks or are just complete candy asses to the male Sex in general. Men like these are the reason dodge ball is no longer played in public school due to their out right collaboration with fat nasty feminists. Moreover, these same men have also blown it with possible chances of scoring with hot ass and were not even ashamed by it.
Keeping up with the Kardashians is a reality TV show that is all ASS and no pulse. More over, these are two things men look for when last call is announced at a bar. In this show, you have three sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloe who are all old enough to have Sex (notice the K trend in their names?) and dress like they have it. People mainly tune in to catch a glimpse at all the female bitching on the show and to see if one of Kim's thongs is lying on the floor. There is no real substance to the show save all the ass that walks passed the screen in a compressed segment.
Former porn actress who will probably go back to sucking D for money Joslyn James, released sexually graphic text messages today featuring Tiger Woods. She did this to really gain attention and perhaps to get a VH1 reality tv show. However, she tells media that she did so in order to prove her relationship with Woods. She claimed he loved her yet the text messages reveal she was nothing more than a dish rag whore. Looks like Tiger got an EAGLE on that one!
The top 10 selected celebrity cheaters around the world. Too bad the world really only means Europe and America. Why? Because this is where the best movies, music, fashion trends, food, and general existence comes from! These cheaters are named and explained accordingly by Guy Code.
Do you remember this girl popping up all over the Google ads on Myspace? I thought she was friends with Tom for the longest time. I also thought she was the cutest damn thing ever to appear in a Google ad. She seems so genuine and had a great big smile. Well, the other day when I was suppose to be working she popped up on a random Google ad. I was like, "damn I haven't seen you for a while" and then it hit me. Who the hell is this chick? The powers of the internet revealed the answer to this simple yet curious question. Her name is Alice Fraasa and everyone recognizes her face of the Snorgtees t shirt model.
Not to beat a dead horse but nice guys finish last just in case you didn't already know. The Movie "Youth In Revolt" is soon to be a Guy Code cult classic displaying how a nice guy can combine elements of being an asshole to get the girl. The movie is about a stereotypical nice guy dork who falls in Love with a woman who is not just out of reach of his league but three states over. He soon discovers the only way to get the girl he loves is to become the very thing that he was taught not to be, an asshole. Micheal Cera stars as Nick Twisp, the dork who embraces Guy Code to deceptively seduce the girl of his dreams Sheeni Saunders played by Portia Doubleday.
If you have ever been at a bar or party and a bunch of preppy white guys started free-styling (this has become exponentially more prevalent after the widespread popularity of “8 Mile”) and wondered what would happen the next morning if one of these shaggy haired, Wedding-Crasher-Look-A-Likes woke up, shook off the hangover and tried to get a record deal, you now have an answer: Asher Roth. 
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Brett Micheals was closed lined last night at the Tony Awards and everyone is still talking about this morning. After opening the ceremony with a musical performance of Micheals old aging band "Poison" his lights were knocked out by a metaphor from the heavens. Micheals walking off stage as though he still had his fame from his youth was knocked the F out by a piece of stag equipment. I like Brett Michaels but when something embarrassing as this happens to you, I lose all respect and begin to laugh out loud, LITERALLY.
I guess a woman is not immune from getting dealt with even at the Grammy Awards! Chris Brown an R&B star had to set the answering machine right in the mouth of girlfriend Rihanna for not giving him his share for his services. Rihanna was accused of not giving Brown his pimp dues and she got the pimp hand right across her face. 
I have always wanted to bang Susan 
Kelley Osbourne may not be attracting chubby chasers anymore! Apparently Kelley has worked out a lot! Like actually went around and did some serious cardio. Of course if this was true the paparazzi would have had pictures of her like they did her brother Jack when he lost all his weight. I guess she had some plastic surgery. Well, she denies it of course. What do you think?
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The lovely Hillary Duff was caught on camera by paparazzi accepting an engagement ring. It doesn't sound like news you would care about until you saw how she thanked her soon to be her fiancé hockey player Mike Comrie. Hillary Duff was caught going down on her fiancé in some hotel. We do not know if these photos are true but you be the judge. 
Talk about a problem most guys wish they had. Jesse James infidelities have finally caught up with him. However, his legend grows among men earning him many precious miles of street credit.Jesse can now write a book on what it was like to sleep with the 3types of 
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You know after hearing this rumor of another Hollywood dunder box I am loving 
Hot off the press, what the hell happened to Jessica Simpson? It looks like Tanya Harding kidnapped her and forced Hostess cupcakes down her throat! She is blowing up and I don't mean the music charts! I am almost disillusioned by this turn of events and am hoping its just a bad camera angle but more images have surfaced confirming Jessica's early symptoms of tank ass.
Joaquin Phoenix apparently has gone off the deep end or rather he thought he was diving into the the deep end but it was in fact the shallow end of the pool. In other words he's gone effing crazy. Much like a barracuda does when you put him in a 4 foot glass fish tank. Anyway, we had to get to the bottom of why a great and talented artist such as Joaquin Phoenix completely threw it all away. 
I saw Tropic Thunder and then forgot about it. I think I laughed and said it was decent. I then watched it again recently and totally forgot that Tom Cruise was Les Grossman. His character violently secreted 
Linda Hogan is a free woman at the time this article was written. I have to tread lightly because I have met Brook Hogan and think she is a sweet girl and do not want to ruin my chances with her. However, I have to do a piece on Linda but will focus more on the 
Carrie Prejean was runner up to winning the Miss USA Pageant but her feelings about same 
Perez Hilton gets his princess ass kicked while in Toronto Canada. I guess those Canadians 
I'm completely and utterly exhausted with this so called 'reality television.' When did when we as a society begin to lower our standards to remotely consider this entertainment? It must be some form of guilty pleasure. At least the Romans made you watch in person. Oh, and by the way - it's everything but real. Nothing real about it. Sorry. Do you find yourself soul searching at night and end up watching reality tv? Well, if you suffer from this train wreck addiction see if you are watching the worst of the worst of reality tv shows. “Reality used to be a friend of mine” -PM Dawn
You all may recall Riff Raff (douche bag in the picture to the left) in the MTV reality series G's to Gents season 2. No? Don't worry, I didn't watch that ridiculous pussy scary garbage either. However, a friend of mine sent me a youtube link of this struggle wanna be thug telling off his cast members using thug body language and broken sentences. I wanted to laugh at first but then I felt embarrassed for him because there are so many more convincing thugs out there. Anyway, my friend called him on his cell phone because the idiot posted his number on his Myspace before the MTV poeple hooked it up for him. My friend told him he was "The Real G". Seriously, the stupid bastard answered his phone. After that I knew I had to get in on this train wreck before MTV canceled his new reality show Thug Passion. Last but not least, Riff Raff is in a feud with P-Diddy's former Umbrella holder and G's to Gents host, Fonzworth Bentley. Yea, what kind of real thug would threaten a guy like Fonzworth? Exactly. Riff Raff. 
Being political is a tricky business and although we tend to not get political we are just getting sexual with Sarah Palin AKA the 
I thought Sophia Loren was hot in Grumpy old Men 2. I figured to myself, "Not bad for a woman in her 60's". However, recently she said hey look at me now, I'm a super hot G-G-
If you ever had an Asian fantasy, DJ Heavygrinder would be the one to have it for. She looks like God crossed a mortal with an angel just by the tear drops from his eyes. She is stunningly beautiful and has been known to have the power to part the seas. If you like house music as well as dancing and beautiful 
Comedic actor Rudy Ray Moore, best known to blaxploitation fans as kung fu pimp Dolemite, died Sunday October 20th 2008at an Akron nursing home from complications of diabetes, according to media reports. He was 81 years old. Moore was a 1970's classic comedy action star. He is being honored for his contributions for furthering 
The Watchmen is a twelve-issue graphic novel that came about in 1986 which was a time during the 80’s where masculinity apologized for no one. The limited series was created by writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons, and colorist John Higgins who like the Watchmen, brought a unique gift to the series. The Watchmen characters all possessed a single yet over emphasized masculine trait that defined the persona of each character. When all of these characters combined they made up the nature of humanity which was all the good, the evil and the complicated (or flawed). If you couldn’t figure out what characters represented then have no fear for we have illustrated it for you.
Baby face Alfie Patten is now a father at 13. His girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, gave birth to Maisie Roxanne at 7lb 3oz. Now Alfie is relieved that Marury Povich performed some DNA test to prove that the slag had been seeing other men other than Alfie. Now Alfie can return to his normal life of playing video games and looking at internet porn. Hopefully Chantelles family member who knocked her up feels less guilty that Alfie is no longer to blame. 
Ann Coulter is probably the most vocal yet masculine pundit on the political airways. However, Ann Coulter has become a cantankerous wing nut and I think she is doing more harm to 
With all the gossip flying around about the Chris Brown and girlfriend Rihanna incident we wanted to get the total scoop. Our friend 
Does anyone know Tom Coburn? Well he is a bad ass in the United States senate. One of the few guys who is there to represent his constituents and he is also from a state threatening to secede more or less. This senator just stated that he will hunt your ass down if you take a bribe to vote yes on the health care reform bill. Well, if you're a man's man what he said to his colleagues was, "I will fuck you up". 
As I am in London enjoying my heritage I get a message about an astonishing young tennis star. Well, maybe not astonishing skill wise but she has a pair of 
Elizabeth Lambert is a sexy hard hitting soccer player who you couldn't trust your balls in the palm of her hand for all the toilets at a Bruce Springsteen concert. Throwing elbows, punching in the back, tripping, hair pulling, kicking into someone's face and sucker punches? Sounds like a typical scrum between young siblings. Well, in the 2009 MWN semifinal match between BYU and New Mexico, there was no lipstick, no perfume and no fingernail polish. There was, however, good old fashioned chick fighting. 
Many of us grew up watching the hit television series Full House on Friday nights. When we think of Fullhouse now we think of the Olsen twins. Most of us had a count down clock on our computers of when the Olsen twins turned 18. I would like everyone to remember Jodie Sweetin, better known to us as Stephanie Tanner, who is as equally hot and memorable. I saw her on the Bob Saget Roast (hilarious) and was shocked to see how hot she is not to mention her CUP SIZE. I always had a thing for Stephanie Tanner growing up but being older and seeing how big her breasts are, I am re-living a childhood fantasy as a man who can do something about it now. 
Hollie Steel cries after she is told she cannot perform again after she freezes up under pressure in front of millions of fans around the world. However, never doubt a woman's tears let alone the tears of a 10 year old girl. Of all people to take a stand during a moment of self collapse Simon Cowell runs to the rescue to the vulnerable yet adorable Hollie Steel.
I no longer watch wrestling anymore because I can watch the 
Is Jack Bauer bad for America? These are the questions candy asses ask their college professor who have never felt warm vagina on their penises before. Jack Bauer is the essence of masculinity and practices 
Wow first Tiger Woods and now Jesse James. When will these 
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic wannabe Sarah Silverman have called it quits after five years of dating according to Hollywood sources. The break up was mutual, a source says but all of us who have experienced a break up knows that’s just bullshit. Mutual break ups is like being somewhat ugly or somewhat good looking, it’s never both. Most likely Sarah Silverman ended it with Jimmy Kimmel because her star was only rising so high when dating Jimmy Kimmel so she is looking for another 
John Edwards didn't get the vice presidential nomination but he got something even better, 
Larry Flynt is a subject of contraversy in American history but he was the forerunner who brought pornopgraphy to all those computers with inter-net. This can not go un-noticed, un-thanked, or un-mentioned. Flynt took his first ammendment right of female exposure all the way to the supreme court and won the right for all men to enjoy the first ammendment expression of 
Lindsay Lohan has come out of the closet recently and has been seen in the arms of DJ Samantha Roson. However, Lohan has done more than just come out of the closet but has transformed from an attention seeking 
Micheal Phelps has beaten the record of consecutive gold medal wins in swimming and has set 7 world records in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Phelps was broadcast by media pundits to take all 8 gold medals and there was never a moments doubt that he would not do so. Phelps will be a household name for generations to come and has set a surge in the swimming world. Who knows how many countless fans he has inspired to become professional swimmers to emulate excellence as he did during his historic achievement. The man child is now an all American hero and icon to the world for his achievements and this piece was done to honor his efforts, sacrifices and glory. 
You may not consciously realize it but the most popular movies of our time and times before were influenced by 
Perez Hilton a queer eye for the political correct mind made huge waves by drawing stick figure insult lines on celebrity photographs and put them on his blog. He basically got famous for making fun of the obvious douche bags of Hollywood. Most people laugh at Perez but do not like him and would be afraid to sit next to him on a bus or even a subway. In the most queerest form Perez launched into a full-blown attack on Christian Miss USA Pageant contestant Carrie Prejean calling her a bitch and a 
Sal and Richard are the guys who most likely made the prank calls you receive in your emails throughout the day. The prank call duo gained infamous notoriety when they were making out in the background of CNN reporter Allen Chernoff when he was covering Lehman Brothers when they bankrupt. For all those guys who do not think growing up is important, then Richard Christy and Sal Governale are for you. More importantly these guys are the essence of 
Last night at the Mtv movie awards the trash talking, take no prisoners disher of disses was he himself humiliated by the pretending gay comedian personality "Bruno" by Sacha Baron Cohen. You know, the guy who played Borat. I think Cohen wanted to get the guy who gets everyone else and thought to himself, "Eminem is nothing, I shall best him in front of all those whom which he has bested over the years" and he did! If you did not see the humiliations galore of that event please read further and view the video.
Is senator Lindsey Graham Gay? I mean what kind of real man would make Americans carry a world ID card in their own country? A card that carries your DNA data, bank accounts, medical history etc? I'll tell you what kind of man, a man wanting to find out who else is gay so he can tour the local bath houses with them. Pretty clever aye little chum.
BURBANK, Calif. The Los Angeles coroner's office says "The Lost Boys" actor Corey Haim is dead at 38.He was later pronounced dead at Providence St. Joseph's Medical Center in Burbank. Apparently is was a drug overdose. Haim was a huge child star of the 80's whose career ended abruptly after Mouth starred in the movie "
The movie Gigli has been recently brought up describing the failed acting careers of two big Hollywood players. If you are a promising actor, never do business with the woman you are dating. Only bad things can come of it especially if they fornicated with P-Diddy. The movie Gigli summed up as follows.
The Excommunicated are male celebrities of news worthy status who have no interest in fornicating with hot chicks or are just complete candy asses to the male 
Former porn actress who will probably go back to sucking D for money Joslyn James, released sexually graphic text messages today featuring Tiger Woods. She did this to really gain attention and perhaps to get a VH1 reality tv show. However, she tells media that she did so in order to prove her relationship with Woods. She claimed he loved her yet the text messages reveal she was nothing more than a dish rag whore. Looks like Tiger got an EAGLE on that one! 
The top 10 selected celebrity cheaters around the world. Too bad the world really only means Europe and America. Why? Because this is where the best movies, music, fashion trends, food, and general existence comes from! These cheaters are named and explained accordingly by 
Do you remember this girl popping up all over the Google ads on Myspace? I thought she was friends with Tom for the longest time. I also thought she was the cutest damn thing ever to appear in a Google ad. She seems so genuine and had a great big smile. Well, the other day when I was suppose to be working she popped up on a random Google ad. I was like, "damn I haven't seen you for a while" and then it hit me. Who the hell is this chick? The powers of the internet revealed the answer to this simple yet curious question. Her name is Alice Fraasa and everyone recognizes her face of the Snorgtees t shirt model. 
Not to beat a dead horse but nice guys finish last just in case you didn't already know. The Movie "