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MOSES

Moses
 
Moses is credited with the first insights of Guy code from the Devine one. The burning bush was not really a metaphor but the mating call of a very hormonally impulsed female hanging around Mount Sinai. After a long trek away from Egypt Moses saw God's gift of woman and decided that their should be some sort of code in order to achieve its greatness.
 

HAMMURABI

Hammurabi

 

 

Hammurabi set forth the first written laws governing Women and truly ruled them with an iron fist. Whether or not it was actually Guy Code remains to be seen however, it is undeniable his actions can be construed as having influence which clearly has to do with Guy code, hence his emphasis on property. Hammurabi was clearly referring to women as a whole and no man should ever steal another’s property.
 

THE PROPHET MOHAMMAD

Mohammed

 


 The prophet Mohammad had a lot of wives. He is in guy code by default. Moreover, getting men to kill themselves over the power of the VAY-JAY-JAY is clearly guy code. More for him right?
 

JOHN THE BAPTIST

John the Baptist

 


 John the Baptist was imprisoned for not teaching Moses's interpretation of Guy Code. The Baptist's reformations of Guy Code were seen as blasphemous to the secret order and was beheaded at the bequest of Salome who was upset at John for leaving a life with her over the newly found teachings of Guy Code. In other words she was played and pissed off.
 

JULIUS CEASER

Julius Caesar

 


 Julius Ceaser used women to help him gain political power and influence. He could be argued as one of the first pimps of Guy Code. Nevertheless, his diplomatic use of Guy Code created a world empire that conquered savage people and brought light to darkness.
 

KING TUT

King Tut

 
 King Tut died before he could really experience his powerful reign all of which was achieved so quickly because of his superior understanding of guy code. It is unknown of how many women were buried with him during his mummification, but we suspect it was a lot of VA-JAY-JAY.
 

MARK ANTHONY

Mark Anthony

 


 Mark Anthony bagged one of the hottest chicks in the world that being Cleopatra. He was one of the first men to coin the act of juggling multiple women. He was one of the first recognized playboys and is still seen today as a true innovator of Serial Crushing royal blooded bush.
 

THOMAS JEFFERSON

Thomas Jefferson

 
 Thomas Jefferson was a great patriot, a great president, and a great historic figure of Guy Code. Jefferson was one of the first to actually use the terms "GUY CODE' in the founding documents of the United States. He took it's templar origins and brought it to a more modern terminology. He also made his name by dabbling in interracial discretions and started the have you ever gone black society.
 

OTTO VON BISMARCK

Otto Von Bismarck

 


 Otto von Bismarck unified Germany. If you know anything about this man you will understand why he is here. If you do not, take a history course.
 

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

Martin Luther King Jr

 
  Martin Luther King Jr was a great orator as well as one of the first black advocates or practitioners of Guy Code. Some accuse King as having a weakness for women. There is no weakness here, he was following the code and executing it well. One of the reasons surrounding Kings death was suspected to be related to Guy Code. He was a pioneer of practicing a code that was historically denied but achieved greatness in spite of that. He was an excellent juggler of women in the Guy Code fancy.
 



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lucky1899   |198.3.68.xxx |2008-06-06 09:26:15
How can Jefferson be in here and not Hugh Hefner...he deserves mention in guy
code.
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