The Washing Machine Ruined America

“In the 20th century, what contributed most to the emancipation of Western women?” Well, in my opinion pussy whipped men whose fathers were too busy chewing bubbling gum and kicking ass while taking care of the family, were the reason women were emancipated.Women never emancipated themselves for they had no real power either it be physically or political in order to do it. Men were the reason women were granted power on the basis of guilt or severe nagging. The question is, how did masculinity allow for the emancipation of women? I would argue that the damn washing machine was the catalyst and women's traditional routine would be forever changed.

In the early days up to the 1920's men ruled the lives of women with an iron fist. So how could men be later guilted into giving women political power? Well, since real men were out doing work women started to socialize their male sons with nagging complaints about how much they hate their lives and how nothing is ever good enough etc. When the time came for these feminized Candy Ass males who were nurtured from tit with sips of estrogen they were in fact the Manchurian candidates to naggetry for a woman's later agenda. More specifically, when the time came to carry the flag into political office these beta males really did not have balls to dismiss frivolous female complaints so they would just give in. The misconception is that women liberated themselves when in fact it was the guilty beta males who passed laws favorable for them to get laid at home rather than getting a prostitute or mistress like other politicians of the same power did.

Some debate that women's greatest emancipation was the invention of the pill (which was also an innovation created by men). The thought was that men could bang their wives and not have to worry about getting them preggars and had nothing to do with liberating women. Female scholars (lulzzz) argue that without being pregnant all the time, it allowed for women to gain education and more time to focus on their own ambitions. Normally they would have been pregnant and taking care of babies because it only takes a one or two hours of the day to get house chores done post 1920's (due to the washing machine). The pill did not liberate women but rather stopped the humiliating cycle of continuous pregnancy.

Honestly, I would have to agree with the Vatican that the Washing machine did the most to liberate women. After all, not all women have kids or are capable of having kids but all women are able to use the washing machine. Regardless how old or even if a women is married she will always use a washing machine giving her more free time to think about the nothing of their being. Normally it took all day to perform laundry duties which involved scrubbing each article of clothing separately and then having to hang it up outside to dry. Now that the Maytag guy invented the washing machine women had a lot of free time to get depressed about not having any real meaning in their life and their fellow female pill takers got to together and formed a political bitch lobbyist group.

In the end, women still were left with more free time than they knew what to do with. The invention of the washing machine may have been America's downfall. With women allowed in office America's power has dwindled due to women not being able to cease having a mother mentality. This mentality gives everyone a chance and uses irrational logic to believe that dead beats should be taken care of by the state. This is why men's ideas have always produced results and women's ideas have always wasted money with no fruit to bear. In conclusion, the washing machine was man's death kneel creation and the beta males of public policy allowed women to partake in the seeds of our own destruction in the name of emancipation.