Funny Craig's List Ad
"Im Sarcastic, But this add is serious!
Garage Sale!
Themed "The Big Boob double D Bangeroo Blow Out Bonanza"
Everything must Go!
Versace China! Stanley Home Office Furniture Paid 5k, $1500, 1000's Yes 1000's of $1 Items! Tables, Stools, poker table, Foosball machine, pinball machines, Big Boys toys! Bedroom furniture, Chairs, Sex swing, porn collection, microwaves & lamps! Garden Tools, Generators, Nice Wicker patio furniture Furniture 2k spent, CHEAP! 100's of DVDS, Cds, beer tape, Bar Ware, Dozens of Pictures of me! with Free frames! jagermiester machine, books,camping equip, Fishing Equip ( 100's of Lures $5-$10 each new, $1!) Hunting Equip, Pinball machines (4 total ), Ceiling fans, stools, Stoves, Dish washers, Garage Stuff, Housewares, staplers, posters, flags, Hemingway marlin table, HUGE NASCAR CAR COLLECTION ( Action Revell Elites, 1/24 1/64, coolers, fireplace tools, bottle collection, 12" foot X-Mas tree, kids toys, Tumi Luggage, cabinet doors, shelves, cuntins, phones, shelf ware, Marble night Stand, Thomesville Bogart Furniture, Sporting goods, fridges, holiday decorations X mas & More, LARGE gun safe, GUNS! YES GUNS. THESE GUNS WILL FREAK YOU OUT! Cologne, Cages, Cables and cords, European Love Swing & Liberator pillows, NEWER Maytag washer & dryer ( no insecurities about the repair man! Maytag Quality), Tools,batteries, Office Desks,office supplies, Steel Case Office chairs paid $500, $150 Each! Vases, HOUSE! Take the F-ing House, best view on North Ridge "Puke" Country club! 850k buys it TODAY! Tax value over 1 mil! ( IM SERIOUS! are you!) Will be on market for $1,050,000 in 30 DAYS, TAKE IT TODaY as is no brookers! 850k! Everything Must go! No trades accepted, Well maybe? ;)! HUGE, Good Taste white trash Garage Sale! Qualtiy Stuff Cheap! Just get your ass down here! I Like it! so will you! Everything & anything you would ever want! IM Tired of this shyt! Obama 2008! allot of good Republican stuff! Free Firewood, Besides for that Bring your cash! Cause your gonna want my stuff! Its Good! Cash only! Damn Right, No Deposits, No holds! More Items then can be sold, Dont miss out! Doll House gentleman's club escorts will be show casing items. Check out these beauties, hotties holding merchandise don't happen often! Private dances will be held on the deck in the jacuzzi! No offer will be laughed at just not taken. Take that to the bank!
ShaZAAM!
7201 Manor Oaks Dr, Raleigh NC 27615, Off of hunting Ridge Rd & or Litchford or Falls of the Neuse!
ALL DAY SATURDAY June 21st!!! CASH ONLY!! Miss out & you LOSE!!
More Items then kids in the Africa!
"Or you Can Buy a Car"
"DANCE Your ass over!! Everything must go!" |
