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Facebook # 1 Source for Evidence For Divorce Lawyers


Over sharing on social networks has led to an overabundance of evidence in divorce cases. The American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers says 81 percent of its members have used or faced evidence plucked from Facebook, MySpace, Twitter and other social networking sites, including YouTube and LinkedIn, over the last five years. Does it not make sense? Guys have become so used to internet communities and logging o and off with a password that that some how translate to privacy on the inherent.

Facebook is the unrivaled leader for turning virtual reality into real-life divorce drama, says Linda Lea Viken, president-elect of the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers. Sixty-six percent of the lawyers surveyed cited Facebook foibles as the source of online evidence, she said. MySpace followed with 15 percent, followed by Twitter at 5 percent. Hey guys, in most states to prove you are having an affair all you need is WILLINGNESS AND OPPORTUNITY!

Willingness and opportunity is a dishonest guys worst enemy. These two concepts are easy as hell to prove if you are actually having an affair. If your car is parked in a hotel parking lot along with your mistresses car, that’s willingness and opportunity. Still confused to the concept? Think of it this way, think about all the possible places you can have Sex on the fly and that’s willingness and opportunity. A closet in the mall is willingness and opportunity. Anywhere you meet up with your mistress is willingness and opportunity so when the private investigate takes pictures of both your cars parked at the mall and the facebook wall message saying see you at the mall “;)” you’re fucked.
 
About one in five adults uses Facebook for flirting, online fucking, and penis size appreciation according to a 2008 report by the Pew Internet and American Life Project.. 1 out of 150,000 use Facebook for genuine conversation with Women (cricket sounds) according to itsguycode.com. But it's not just kissy pix with the manstress or mistress that show up as evidence. It’s wall messages, chat conversations and the dreaded my wife got my pass word and saw my private messages. Of course when all of a sudden you are no longer friends with mutual friends it sends warning flag that you are up to no good.
 
Guys women are snoops. Moreover, women will cyber stalk your every comment if they get the slightest feeling you are not playing with straight dice. However, don’t even count on that happening, women like to snoop because they can. Most likely your wife is checking out your page right now. Sooner or later she will demand you log on to you account so she can read your messages. Seriously, what are you going to say no? That’s her trick! She is confirming you have something to hide and this is building her divorce suit and alienation of affection lawsuit as well. If you are going to cheat, go to Vegas and get a cheap whore, its easier and Facebook isn’t around.
 
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 Stupid things to do with your real identity


• Husband goes on Match.com and declares his single, childless status while seeking primary custody of said nonexistent children.

• Husband denies anger management issues but posts on Facebook in his "write something about yourself" section: "If you have the balls to get in my face, I'll kick your ass into submission."

• Father seeks custody of the kids, claiming (among other things) that his ex-wife never attends the events of their young ones. Subpoenaed evidence from the gaming site World of Warcraft tracks her there with her boyfriend at the precise time she was supposed to be out with the children. Mom loves Facebook's Farmville, too, at all the wrong times.

• Mom denies in court that she smokes marijuana but posts partying, pot-smoking photos of herself on Facebook.
 
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 WHAT YOU SAY OR TYPE CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

 

If you plan on lying under oath during a divorce or alienation of affection trial its a felony. It's called perjury. It becomes a felony when all the lies you are saying are rebuttal with all the damning evidence that shows up on Facebook. The judge can legally make you turn over your Facebook account and send an injunction for Facebook to turn it over even if you deactivate the account. Like they don't keep records? 666.

BEWARE YOUR "FRENEMIES"


Frenemies are friends who unknowingly fuck you in the ass. Regardless of what you tell your Facebook friends in passing they can tell their spouses and friends and it spreads like herpes all the way back to your wife. Now she knows about th hot 24 year old you have been talking to for the last 3 months.  

STICK TO FREE ONLINE PORN ITS CHEAPER


If you are sending or receiving sext pics you may have just dug your own grave. Your wife who has the pass word to your Facebook account could very well not only use those pictures in a divorce settlement but seek revenge some years later when you are paying her alimony. For example, she could post the pix of your dick and mistress online one day further adding insult to your injury. In the mean time, look at porn you would be surprised at how much that doesn't bother her as opposed to the alternative.

PRIVACY, PRIVACY, PRIVACY


They're called privacy settings for a reason. Find them. Get to know them. Use them. Keep up when Facebook decides to change them. I recommend CREEP block myself after I make a cheating profile. Also, do not sign on from home ever if you make one of these. Key logger records the key strokes and she could sign on and see. 

 



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