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| | | Candy Ass Wants to be A Navy SealSo can a candy ass be a navy seal? No. Why? Because being a Navy seal is an invite from God himself. You can not just say, "I'm going to try out to be a Navy Seal. You must have prior military experience and by the grace of god have a superior give you a recommendation. You also can't go around telling everyone that you are going to be a Navy Seal when all you do is complain, cry, get bitten by little dogs at work, have an allergic reaction to antibiotics,even use antibiotics, have muscle pains, say no one cares about me, ask off early from work, live with you mother and considers getting laid by jerking off. The truth is real men don't talk about doing something great, they just do it and this chicken dick is just trying to get attention in the most pathetic way imaginable.
Just so you know, the origins of the Navy SEALS go back to World War II when the United States Navy saw that in order for its troops to successfully land on beaches it needed soldiers to reconnoiter the landing beaches, take note of obstacles and defenses, and ultimately guide the landing forces in. As a result the Amphibious Scout and Raider School was established in 1942 by joint Army and Navy at Fort Pierce, Florida. It was intended to train explosive ordnance disposal personnel and experienced combat swimmers from the Army and Marine Corps, becoming the Naval Combat Demolition Unit, or NCDU. The Seals then evolved into a sophisticated search and destroy team sent in to do the dirty work that no politician would even want to be caught thinking about. does that sound like a beginning for a candy ass?
The average Navy SEAL spends over a year in a series of formal training environments before being awarded the Special Warfare Operator Naval Rating and the Navy Enlisted Classification (NEC) 5326 Combatant Swimmer (SEAL) or, in the case of commissioned naval officers, the designation Naval Special Warfare (SEAL) Officer (no candy asses there). All Navy SEALs must attend and graduate from their rating's 24-week "A" School known as Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) school, a basic parachutist course and then the 18-week SEAL Qualification Training (SQT) program.
All sailors entering the SEAL training pipeline with the Hospital Corpsman rating or those chosen by Naval Special Warfare Command must also attend the 57-week United States Army Special Forces Medical Sergeant course and subsequently earn the NEC SO-5392 Naval Special Warfare Medic before joining an operational Team. Once outside the formal schooling environment SEALs entering a new Team at the beginning of an operational rotation can expect 18 months of training interspersed with leave and other time off before each 6-month deployment. In total, from the time a perspective SEAL enters military service to the time a SEAL finishes his first pre-deployment training cycle, it can take as much as 30 months to completely train a Navy SEAL for their first deployment. Yea, like this candy ass could even hold the jock strap of a real man.
Yea, this guy is right up the ally to becoming a Navy Seal with his prerequisites of being a Sissy Mary, thumb sucking, tear wielding, sick day having, job quitting, permission form signing, coughs to get attention from female co-workers, can not tie a balloon to a mailbox (ironic since the navy involves tying things in knots like fucking boats), can not list things in alphabetical order, gets hypothermia when he doesn’t wear clothes in the shower, filled out a workers comp complaint when he got bit by a maltese and general beta male kissing lily chicken shit convenient store momma’s boy candy ass. Sorry John, you are a douche shed and deserve to be beaten with a rubber hose on mother's day. |
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