When I was a kid I watched the movie men at work. I thought it was funny for what I could understand as a kid. However, the one thing that I remember from the movie was the scene where Emilio Estevez tried to grab some of David Keith's fries. I would never forget what he said. "Never touch another man's fries". I believed that then and I sure as hell believe that now. Guys Love fries. Plain and simple. Do not touch what is ours.
Don't Mess With A Man's Fries
I do not like sharing my fries. In fact I don’t think men like sharing anything in general but a man’s fries are very sacred. I can remember when it was hot dog day in the lunch room and fries were served. Boys would get into fights over their fries. Most of the time we had to use one hand to cover them so those dip shit kids with sack lunches couldn’t snag one. You have to remember, when kids are young they cant drive to McDonalds to get fries whenever they want to, so when they served them in the lunch room it was a big deal.I mean what is the first thing a guy does when he turns 16 years old? He gets in his car and gets fast food and by fast food I mean fries!
Fries are very important to a man because they represent that companion who always can make a man happy. There is no coincidence as to how fries are included in every type of fast food combo meal. There are acceptations like Taco Bell, but who the fuck really goes there anymore? They had to combine with KFC because both restaurants suck ass. This can all be correlated to the male desire for french fries. If you think that is absurd, go to a restaurant and listen in the background for men to asking, “Can I get fries with that” and you will know the truth. I mean seriously, they have all sorts of side items that are made from a potatoes let alone different types of fries.
First of all, fries are a man food. Women shouldn't eat man food because they will get fat, smelly and very sweaty. Only a man's thyroid can destroy the carbohydrates that exist in delicious french fries. None the less, fries pose a temptation to both men and women but women realize they are not healthy for them. So instead of ordering fries herself, she just eats yours. This is a big mistake. I know how pissed off I would be if a chick reached across my plate to grab a fry. I am being dead serious and all those guys who love fries know this. If you think we are over reacting you must not have balls or you are severely pussy whipped which in case your opinion doesn’t mean shit anymore.
I always snag fries from whoever has them because I won't order them