She Friend Requested Me!

 I Love stumbling upon the weaker stupidity of insecure boyfriends and what better way to do this than on Facebook. So I was minding my own business when a get an email conveying that I have a friend request. I look at the message and discover that its from a girl who works at one of my companies offices. I barely see her but she is a conservative devil wears Prada kind of girl and is very cute (blond). I thought to myself, "Ha, she just e-creeped me" and I accepted her friend request.

I then began to do a little state side recon and check out her pix. That's what guys do. She wore some of the most elegant clothing on a consecutive basis of any chick I had come across. Apparently she is a big fan of Jimmy Choo heels, Vera Wang dresses and It truly is amazing how hot clothes can make a person but this girl has the Vanderbilt attitude to go with it.

So typically when you accept someone's friend request you begin constructing a dialogue with them. You know, send them messages via Facebook. So I started asking question who answers led to conversations. I discovered she was very much top shelf ass and knew what she wanted and said what she meant. Possibly a Smoking Gun kind of woman.

To my surprise I get a random message from some guy I have not met.Well I take that back I could have met him one night which was a night I possibly banged his girlfriend but I had a feeling this was something different. It turned out that this assuming Ass Clown was the boyfriend of the girl who friend requested me. I fucking couldn't believe it. How insecure can I guy be to immediately hate a guy who is speaking to his girlfriend?

I hate to be the one to break it to you guy but if you want to beat someone try beating your girlfriend instead. I love it when the guy whose girlfriend is cheating on them want to kill the guy who is fucking her. Ahhh, I think you have your hate misplaced, you see you girlfriend is the one who is voluntarily fucking another guy. Get it? Well  in this vase the girlfriend is just making cyber conversation so go talk to her about not talking to me you dimpled douche bag fuck rag. If he is still pissed at me, just know I'm 6'3', 210 lbs and fucking hate my job. Good luck on making a beef Cock Sucker.