What is Who Would You?

The whole point of who would is to pass time while working on the fitness floor. When I was working at the gym it was boring as Balzac Blastos. So you come up with these little games to pass the time with your fellow co-workers. So when you are busy picking up weights or showing a moron how a pulley system works your friend will come out of no where and ask, "Hey who would you?". You had to scan the room quick style on the dial and find the best looking woman in the gym whom you would serial crush.The point of the game is to pick a girl who is the hottest and defend your choice against the choice your friend chick if it differed and  explain why yours is better.

The rules of Who Would You are simple. Do not talk about Who Would You to Women. It's bad enough the suspect all we think about is banging them we don't need to add insult to injury. When you are asked who would you bang you must check the room for the best possible candidate according to your liming. You can not pick a woman that was in the gym 10 minutes ago either, you had to pick from what is currently present. If you choice differs from your friend you must rationalize why your choice is better. You must explain all the get a possibilities of looks, behavior and Sex skill that makes your choice better than your friend.

Sometimes it was a gold mine of hot chicks and you could pick easily. Other times you had to pick from the bottom of the tang barrel. This was actually the more interesting part of the game. You would pick some brod and you friend would counter, with why not that one instead? So you would defend your pick and explain why she was the better of the choices. It was always fun trying to defend why your scag was better than his scag.

This game does revolve around a gym because other than a pool where will you see a steady supply of chicks in one area? In addition to, you don't have to work a gym to play either. Just go when you work out and start this game with the younger guys who work there. Seeing their reactions  when you pick a hot older woman over their choice of a 15 year old is hilarious. It reminds you of how dumb you were when you were their age and how you have come to appreciate the older experience female.

The bonus of playing this game is actually thinking about banging your choice. Sometimes the choice is pleasurably and hell, you may want to even use that thought when you get home with the five sisters. Sometimes the choice is alike a cheap steak house, you know you are still going to eat it but its nothing to put in a doggy bag if you can't finish. Sometimes the choices are just wrong depending on how old you are but anything can go when you are just using your imagination. 

 The Dreaded 1980's Brod Choice

Sometimes the pickings are slim but the rules to the game are you have to choose no matter what a brod looks like and picking the five sisters doesn't count! There is always the subset of older women who never left the 1980's who appear time and time again at the gym. These brods even carry a Walkman if you are old enough to know what that was as opposed to the modern technology accepting IPOD. They are depicted with the bouncy hair permed hair that only can be seen in retro porn videos now or at the gym you work out in.  When you suffer the choice of the dreaded 1980's brod sometimes she will pop up in your dreams and you will have to tell everyone about the next day at the gym.

 Tight Cheeks on the Elliptical Choice

Checking to see who is on the elliptical machines when asked "who would you" is the best route to go for a decent chick. Most girls who use the ellipticals are at least going to be skinny if not somewhat attractive. I know that is not always true but most fatty mcnasties can't support their own weight on an elliptical so its a great place to look first. So check for hot chicks with tight asses first and you may find a decent brod when forced to choose.

 The Female Weight Lifter Choice

Every gym has a sexy beast of a body builder chick. My god did my gym have some. It takes a confident man to want to try to lay a body builder chick out of the sack. Most guys would be a post 1990 born chicken shit to take on one of her pythons fo sho. So when you are defending the body builder choice, I always use to say how you could throw them around or chock them out and not have it bother them or feel like you were hurting them. Honestly you would have to worry about them being too rough for you. So seriously, explore the body builder choice once in a while you Sissy Mary.

 The Unhappy Wife with Kids Choice

Someone women hate their marriage so much that the spend every none working related minute at the gym. These women can be an interesting choice because their bodies are stereotypically well defined. They always are on treadmills, bicycles or the row machine. I know its only a fantasy but these are the brods that would actually cheat on their spouse. I am not advocating violating another man's Contract of Property, but if the state you reside in does not have the alienation of affection law then have at it. For me its just another positive choice in the "Who Would You" game. 

 The Cardiac Kick Boxers Choice

When playing the game sometime you can get asked the Who Would You question while an aerobic class is going on. These classes contain chicks of all ages kicking high and jumping up and down. Normally whoever has the hottest body or the most wild moves wins the pick. Its not all about their face or good looks but how dirty their moves are. The best classes that the sexies go to are the hot flow yoga, step class, pilates, trekking and bosu. Even if you are not playing the game go watch a class and you will probably sing up just o you can peep the assage up close and personal. 

 Spin Class Choice

 Spin class is for the die hard of female work out routines. However, there are always some top shelf sirloin roaming the pedals of a spin class. Cycling can really show off the legs, glutes and calf muscles of a brod. Playing Who Would You based on just body performance in a spin class is a hard choice. Since guys are visually stimulated you can't take your eye off the body but most of the time the bodies are similar. so who do you choose? Take a few moments to heck out the face that goes with the bottom half that you are looking at if you are playing to win! 

 The "Untouchables" Choice

There is always two women that come into the gym and strictly work out. they will only talk to each other and will never come up and ask you questions. They are happily married and proud mothers as well. the only thing you can do is say, yea I would bang that one" and leave it alone at that. They are so obviously loyal that you can't even brag to your friends about what you would do to them because its so far from her reality of choice. Nonetheless, the untouchables are normally nice looking women and fit the mold of saying yes I would if asked "Who Would You".

 Ass From Across the Room Choice

 Who Would You, Literally?

Hmmmm, Gosh I'm not sure which one I would choose. How about the brod where the number 1 is over her head? Yea totally. Sometimes you have to choose a woman's best friend instead of her, but no worries neither one of them have to know (lulz). Seriously, sometimes an obvious older woman is an amazing surprise. You typically do not have to worry about pregnancy, protection or get caught up in some sort of having feelings issue because she is so obviously over that shit.

Lesser of Three Evils Choice

There have been times where there has been nothing but consequence working out in the gym. According to the rules of the game you must pic a woman no matter how old she is. Remember, you can't say you would hit the five sisters you have to pick a bag of flesh and then tell your friends why when they say,"EWWWW"! However, they too have to pick and seeing which one they would have picked will be equally as entertaining.