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I know that all guys want to crush ass and jump to girl to girl before they turn 30 but it can be a dangerous game of pop the weasel. I don't normally write about depressing popular trend concerning Serial Crushing but when one of my best wingman gets shot down by an infected MIG cooter, I knew I had to warn everyone. Guys, seriously, open your effing ears up. STD's are real. All you have to do is Google STD (CLICK HERE WARNING SCARY SHIT) and click images and you will see living nightmares. The following is a synopsis of what happen to my friend and basically a public safety message of what could happen to you.
My friend is/was very cavalier with his Sex life and did a lot of hot dogging in his day. He's a really good lucking SOB too, (no homo) and could always get the girls. His untergang (downfall) was meeting an unsuspecting chick at a night club as last call was announced. He made his move that not only ended both him and her Jack Hammering concrete in his bed but left him with not 1 but 3 STD's as well. Yes, 3 STD's in one sitting. He received chlamydiae, gonorrhea and genital warts from this STD incubator of XX chromosomes who was nothing more than a filthy McSlutterson. He found out 9 days later when his penis turned into a nutty buddy and went to the doctor to find out the rest.
Some guys would ask why am I making this a big deal and that guys with STDs should go on crushing girls without telling them. First of all, if you think that it means you are a disgusting party foul AIDS making koolaid drinker. If a girl gave me an STD (highly unlikely considering I use a private doctor to vet my womens) I would find the guy who gave it to her and most likely make him bite the curb before I turned him into a flaming Buddist monk protesting the Viet Nam War. You see guys, when you do not look out for your fellow Guy Coders, you can be hunted down by the wolf pack in a most barbaric way coupled with extreme prejudice. If you are that guy then you are not one of us.
If you stick your penis into anything unprotected with only knowing it less than an hour probably deserve whatever you get from it. Check it this out, let's say some random STD infected NAVY guy bangs some girl who thinks she was being adventurous on spring break. Well, this now tainted sewer whore comes back to school and spreads the dick cheese locally to any hard leg that gives her the time of day. She then comes back to school and continues on spreading it to any guy who foolishly would bang her without wearing a condom. Did you ever see the Dustin Hoffman movie called OUTBREAK? Yea, well that's how STDS get spread. This girl is literally that little monkey in outbreak spreading her vermin.
For all you guys who do not want to be a victim of STD's, take some time and use god's gift to man, RATIONALITY. With rationality you have the advantage of seeing beyond emotions and the moment. You can think to yourself, "Wow, I just met this girl and she wants to have sex with me, I guess that means she is a whore and possibly has an STD or 5". So seriously before you go storming Normandy beach on some random ho bag wrap it up tighter than a Cuban cigar (CONDOMDEPOT.COM). I know that using condoms sucks for a guy but it's better than watching your penis rot off and possibly dying in a most humiliatingly painful way when it all could have been avoided. Again, I know condoms suck balzak blastos but having to stare at an open sore cock for the rest of your life is heart breaking. | | |
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