The Clinging Effect

Have you recently had a terrible possessive experience with a woman whom you barely know who completely wrote herself into the script of your life? What you have experienced is called the CLINGING effect. The clinging effect more or less is a self esteem defense mechanism that makes girls think they have strong feelings for a man they know nothing about it. More specifically, clinging is a woman's unconscious act of leeching themselves onto a man’s self esteem in an attempt to make up for the lack of everything they are missing in life.Men be prepared, just because you can lay a girl doesn't mean its worth her clinging effect.

Girls Who Get Too Attached

The stages of clinging can be measured into five levels of possessiveness caused by natural insecurity. A woman can be any level of clinging without have to start in numerical order. More specifically, a guy could meet a girl and she starts right off tops as a level 5 clinger. The level of clinging depends on the state of a woman's self esteem or rather how a man makes them feel when they are first acquainted.

Clinging occurs because Women have now been exposed to a world once forbidden to them by custom tradition of American society. More over, women have been giving so much lead way into making choices that they do not have the confidence to understand nor make choices once made for them by man. This produces a sort of absent father figure effect in women's lives and they begin to latch onto the first man who appears to be accountable, rational and of sound mind. This man now reminiscently fills the void of the father the girl never had growing up.

More and more women in the US are now becoming clingers due to the lack of masculinity present in their early childhood lives. To better understand clinging levels and your options please read the following illustrated clinging levels in the pictures below. From these illustrations you will be better to understand a woman’s susceptibility to rapid courtship and discover how safe you are as a man from a woman who is trying to leech off you from their broken Electra complex.

Stage 1. Clinger:

Analysis:

As long as a girl stays at a stage 1 level she is manageable just like all pre- 1950's women. At this stage she is just excited about dating a new guy and she may just be touchy feely.

Recommendations:

No need to worry just yet. Get to the point as quick as you can. Get the pooch and then bounce before she goes stone cold fuck nuts on your ass.

Stage 2. Clinger:

Analysis:

This is dangerous. Her planning the next outing is a gateway for her stranglehold around your penis and not in a sexual way. She is attempting to control your mobility by always locking you into an obligation.

Recommendations:

You can use her own game against her by pre-planning a trip to her couch where you wait for her to make the first move. After she initiates human contact get your trouser snake ready to put in her bag of leaves. Continue this pattern until she escalates her clinging level, if she moves up a level then bail out like Hollywood and Wolfman did in Top Gun.

Stage 3. Clinger:

Stage 4 Clinger:

Analysis:

Danger... Danger... She is not only planning your marriage at this point but your death and living will! Be like Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI "BACK OFF BACK OFF!"

Recommendations:

Cancel your facebook or myspace account stat! Change your cell number and cut off all ties with the circle of friends pertaining to this woman. If need be, move back into your parents house until this blows over.

Stage 5 Clinger:

When you hook up with a girl during a one night stand (not known to her to be one) and by the next day she talks about moving in, meeting your parents, you meeting her parents, getting a dog together, talks about wanting kids, asks about ring sizes, how fast she is falling in love with you, how it took so long to finally find you, cries after kissing you, makes plans for Thanksgiving and Christmas when it is in the month of July followed by inviting you to her friends wedding in a desperate attempt to catch the bouquet thus sealing your fate of marriage.

Analysis:

At this stage you maybe out of options if you are a Nice Guy. If you are a regular guy who just likes ass, gas and the mystical glop then you are capable of surviving this. At this stage the woman is incapable of pretending to understand rationality, accountability and is just raw unchecked emotions as women tend to be in their natural un-propped up state. Her search for her father is finally over and you are it. She will now begin to socially remove you from your own life by rationing her pussy in an attempt to control the obey and reward system.

Recommendations:

It is imperative that you file an immediate restraining order and lie on the affidavit in order to insure the magistrate issues you one. Play the ridiculous phone messages for good measure as well as for the police. This way if the stage 5 clinger violates the restraining order she will be locked up on the spot allowing you to pursue your pussy endeavors unmolested by a crazy Cock Blocking psycho.