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| | AS TORIHOLICS MATTERS TO GUY CODE DISCLAIMER
If you are a Toriholic then you have been denied recognition as a man by the definition of Guy Code. This is a message to those who are endanger of becoming a Toriholic or just to show others what a Toriholic is. However, if you complete the 12 step program you may be admitted back to the Guy Code ranks. | | | TORI-HOLIC DEFINED The name Tori was chosen for the obvious purpose that it is not a common female name but is obviously feminine. In addition to, it is a powerful name that echoes for all to hear and is easily remembered. In conclusion, for all intense and purposes the name Tori is the Jane Doe of this sickness. | | | IDENTIFYING THE PROBLEM IS YOU When a girl rejects you emotionally, platonically and whose friends also tell you to get a life, it's time you admit you are the problem in your life. More over, when you do not realize it but everyone around you (including your own friends and family) does, just that they enjoy watching you in your obtuse stupidity because everyone wants to know there is someone else in life more bad off than they are. When you are finally told that you have an obsession problem and that your moment of success was as fleeting as a mouse's fart dissipating in the wind, then you will know you are a Toriholic.
Once you have an idea that you are in complete denial that you live in a fantasy that only you jerk off to, maybe you will also realize it's not them it's you. More specifically, that you are a damn loser and no matter how hard you pretend in your mind not even you can convince yourself you could ever have a chance with a woman who seems to even reject you in your own fantasies. "INDIANA LET IT GO". You are DUCKY in the movie "Pretty in Pink". You are William Shatner's book "GET A LIFE". You are the marshmallow in the game "CANDY LAND". Now lets let the healing begin. | | | TA MEETINGSAnyone is allowed to attend "open" TA meetings, while "closed" meetings are reserved to those who have a desire to stop psychopathically obsessing over the woman they are stalking. There are TA groups restricted to men with restraining orders and those with schizophrenia. Most TA meetings begin with socializing and admitting you have a problem and that everyone was right about you being a pathetic loser. Formats vary between meetings, for example, a beginner's meeting might include a talk by a long time sober TA member about his or her (bull dyke lesbians welcome) personal experience of stalking, coming to TA and what was learned there of sobriety of stalking /obsessing. A group discussion on topics related to Toriholism and the TA program might follow with others contributing their pathetic stories and how they over came them and joined mainstream society.
| | | OBTAINING A TA SPONSORA Sponsor is a more experienced person in recovery who guides the less experienced aspirant ("sponsee" or variously, "sponsoree") through the program. New members in the TA twelve step program are encouraged to secure a relationship with at least one sponsor (and this sponsor can not exist in the same fantasy land as their perception of reality with the girl they are stalking does). Publications from twelve step fellowships emphasize that sponsorship is a "one on one" relationship of shared experiences focused on working the Twelve Steps in becoming independent with the reality of your situation. A sponsor's role is not that of a legal adviser, a banker, a parent, a marriage counselor, or a social worker just someone to remind you that it is unsafe to be a Toriholic. In addition to, a sponsor is not a therapist offering some sort of professional advice. A sponsor is simply another Toriholic in recovery who is willing to share his or her (maybe be a lesbo) journey through the Twelve Steps and how the returned back to being a practicing member of Guy Code. | | | THESE ARE THE 12 STEPS TO IDENTIFYING THAT YOU ARE A PSYCHOTIC Tool Shed.
The girl in question that causes you to be psycho will be referred to as TORI so not as to drive you further insane by mentioning the name of the girl whom you stalk for the 12 steps. If the girl you are obsessed with is named Tori then you're totally fucked because we are not changing the name for your inability to have normal interpersonal relationships. If that makes us an asshole then so be it, no ones going to take your side anyway you Toriholic.
1. You admit that you are powerless over Tori and that your life had become unmanageable.
2. You come to believe that a Power greater than yourself could restore you to sanity and to stop telling your friends that Tori is a whore when in fact you are just wanting her to be one for you to get over her.
3. You make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of God (God is Guy Code) as we understood Him (HIm is God which s Guy Code) and to stop telling people you are dating Tori.
4. You make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself resulting in you becoming aware that you have nothing to offer the world but a pathetic fantasy of trying to buy the Love and affection of Tori with material possessions and strange baby sitting requests to friends of Tori you don't even know (thats brutal).
5. You admit to God, to yourself, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs and your short comings as a man and apologized to society for contributing nothing but drunken rants to complete strangers about your self inflicted fantasy relationship with Tori.
6. You were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character from your life (there's a shit ton so this will take a while).
7. You humbly ask Him (God you moron) to remove your shortcomings of your life and Tori can not be one of them.
8. You make a list of all persons you had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all (save Tori, because there is a restraining order against you and an angry father with a shotgun).
9. You make direct amends (except Tori remember the restraining order) to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or could violate the conditions of your parole.
10. You continue to take personal inventory of all of the lies you spread about Tori and when you are wrong you promptly admit it to friends even if the only friends you have left are the five fingers (or five sisters) on the hand your masturbate with.
11. You sought through prayer, meditation and the restraining order to improve your conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out (BTW God is not Tori its guy code).
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, you continue to carry out this message to other Toriholics, and to practice these principles in all your daily affairs. | | | TORICHOLICS EMERGENCY HOTLINEIf you wake up in the middle of the night and are in danger of calling Tori call your sponsor or TA hot line instead. The hot line will remind you what not to do and to remind you of what you are. The hot line also will break through the temporary fantasy you have concocted for your short term Tori fix. Please call the hot line so you do not lose any progress you may have made with the 12 steps. | | | | |
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