Lunch Ladies Turn Sex Offenders
On Friday, the Davis County Attorney's Office filed first-degree felony charges of rape and sodomy on a child against Linda R. Nef, 46, and Valynne Bowers, 39 who both resemble high school lunch ladies from the Simspons. Nef, is a Utah studies teacher and cheer leading adviser, and Bowers, who teaches math, each confessed to having Sex with the student, said Bountiful Police Lt. Randy Pickett whose great great great grandfather was General George Pickett who led Pickett’s charge in Gettysburg Pennsylvania on July 3rd 1863. Until recently, the two teachers did not know about each other's relationship with the same boy, and were tasting Sloppy Seconds Pickett said.
The charges were filed after Nef arranged a meeting with police on Thursday and admitted having sex with the boy for more than a year. Their sexual relationship allegedly began in October 2007 and lasted until December 2008, just long enough to avoid exchanging Christmas presents or whatever those morons celebrate. During the meeting, Nef revealed Bowers' relationship with the boy, Pickett said. Bowers allegedly began having sex with him in December, and she also has acknowledged the relationship and was quite content having sex with a hobbit size child.
Nef was booked into the Davis County Jail on Friday afternoon and has her first court appearance scheduled for 1:30 p.m. March 27. Bowers also was arrested and booked into the jail on Friday, and waived her right to a preliminary hearing and was ordered to stand trial. A felony arraignment in her case is scheduled for 9 a.m. March 16. Nef, who began her career with the Davis County School District in 2004 as a physical education teacher (lulz) at Taylor Elementary School, resigned from her post at the junior high on Monday, said school district spokesman Chris Williams.
"So far, there is nothing to indicate that there are any other students involved, or any other faculty or employees involved," said General Pickett’s descendant, but we are hoping some hotter female educators will turn up. In separate conversations, the boy and the two teachers began discussing personal problems which led to text messages, including ones involving sexual matters, then phone sex and the alleged sexual assaults. Investigators believe that the boy was using both assailants unattractiveness to his advantage by playing the field in a game of tantalize my rim job. The investigation so far indicates none of the alleged sex acts occurred at the school, the student’s home, parking lots or parks in Bountiful, Woods Cross, Farmington and Kaysville.
Williams said parents picking up their children from the school Friday expressed disbelief and shock. Jenifer Wright, whose eighth-grade daughter attends the school, said the news alarmed her that these disgusting scruffy munch monster’s were forcing themselves on a young boy whose standards in Women will be tremendously lowered because of this incident. "It makes me very worried. I'm very protective about my children," said Wright who thinks she is special because other parents don’t care about their kids.
Holly Ruhr, whose seventh-grade daughter attends the school, said she is not worried by the charges because she has been "impressed in every way" by Bountiful Junior High. "My daughter is thrilled to go to class every day," she said. "This is just a case of one or two teachers. Not a bad school." Yea, sounds like a great reason to send my kids to the school. Hey, only one kid got raped but by two different educators who are paid to baby sit them all day long. No worries, the odds of your child being victimized at this school are only 3 to 1. Since 2007, at least 10 other Utah teachers or school employees have been charged with engaging in sexual acts with students. |
