THE GOLD RUSH cocktail1.5 ounces od Domaine de Canton, 1 ounce of Makers Mark, 1/2 ounce of freshly squeezed lemon juice shake and strain into a martini glass and garnish with a luxardo cherry.
ScrewdriverVodka and Orange Juice. The only time a screwdriver can get you hammered. These are also acceptable as a breakfast cocktail because everyone will think you're just having some orange juice with your toast. Bacardi Razz and 7Up A good pregame drink but not a first string drink. Leave this one for the girls your hitting on. Cranberry and Vodka
While I am not a fan of pink drinks, this is the lone exception. It a unique mixture that has a different type of drunk feel to it. If there truly was a liquid courage then this is it. I would place a two pitcher limit on this one.
Sex on the Beach
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice be careful I here the sand gets every where!
Irish Car Bomb
make a shot of about 3/5 Bailey's Irish creme and 2/5 Irish whiskey 12+ oz. glass, with 7-8 oz. of Guinness. hold shot inside the glass, when ready, drop and slam. Don't wait more than 10 sec to finish, or it can start to curdle. An excellent way to ring in the cheer on st. pats, or any other day your feeling a little Irish sneak up on you. It's the only alcoholic way to drink chocolate milk and not chunk it up. Honestly I don't think it tastes much like chocolate milk.
Whiskey Sour
2 shots whiskey, 1/2 tsp powdered sugar and the juice of half a lemon. Put in a bullet with some ice and shake it up. Pretty good.... if you would like a glass of it... multiply by four...If you would like to take it like a man lose the sugar and lemon and multiply by six.
Boilermaker
shot of whiskey, drop into a glass of beer, later in the night try it the other way around.
Captain and Sprite
If I really have to tell you how to make this I think you need to stop drinking so much, it basically tastes like a cream cola.
Captain & Coke
Captain Morgans spiced rum mixed with cold Coca Cola. One of our all time favorite drinks. The only thing better is Private Stock Captain with coke. It's a little more expensive but you can't put a price on class now can you?
Rum & Coke
While we prefer Captain Morgans, there are a few other substitutes that can be more economical. Sailor Jerry and Admiral Nelson are both cheaper versions of the Captain that can still take care of business. If it is a clear rum that you are looking for then go for either Appleton or Bacardi.As with all good Liquors at some point in your life you must travel to its "Mecca" for Rum it is Jamaica, it's a fun country I got offered weed between the airport and getting on the shuttle!
Jack & Coke
Jack Daniels and Coke, the ratio is up to you, we tend to lean towards the Jack side most of the time, its more fun.
Seven & Seven
Seagram Seven mixed with Seven-Up or Sprite. A nice light drink good for cleansing the palate. To avoid superstitions this drink must be consumed in 7's. This is why we don't drink 99 Bananas anymore, rest in piece M.J.
Long Island Iced Tea
Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, and Cola. Perhaps the only good thing to come out of Long Island. A little sour sometimes, but goes down smoother than our old roommate's sister.
Monkey boys
Similar to a Long Island Pitcher, but with Schnapps replacing the cola, these potent bastards ensure a good time. Monkey boys are exclusive to the Saloon in State College, Pa. They are a deadly little animal that can leave you in the gutter the next morning. We recommend killing no more that 3 a night.
Margarita
Tequila, Triple Sec, and Sweet & Sour Mix or Lime Juice. The ultimate beach drink! Not to mention cheap, around here you can get a huge one for 5 bucks. The only thing is, Tequila is the problem child of alcohols. It's good by itself but once you introduce it to another liquor they have one hell of a fight.
Martini
Gin and Extra Dry Vermouth. When you want to fake sophistication this is what you order. Be aware this drink tends to attract high maintenance Women that only want you for your money. Since you probably don't have much we recommend not keeping them around for long.
Irish Coffee
Irish Whiskey, Hot Coffee, Sugar, and Cream. Leave it to the drinking champs of the world to come up with this breakfast for the alcoholic on the run. Unfortunately McCafe still refuses to serve this delightful beverage, despite our 3 year boycott.
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