50 Ways to be the Perfect Man

 1) Walks on the road side of a woman.

2) Can open ALL jars or containers.

3) Is taller than the girl.

4) Can fix things around the house.

5) Loves going down on a woman. ( stunt cock) Not just to get the favor returned.

6) Places their hand on the small of your back when walking you through a door / into a restaurant etc.

7) Great with kids.

8) Can cook other things than steak.

9) Always pays for dinner because he's Big Willie.

10) Can change a tire.

11) Doesn't use more beauty products than a girl does.

12) Plays a sport or can bench at least 225 lbs.

13) Owns more than one suit.

14) Owns more than one pair of cuff links.

15) Owns more than the standard 2 pairs of shoes - brown and black.

16) Can chop a log with an axe.

17) Can build a shelter if a girl were stranded in the wilderness.

18) Can make a fire.

19) No matter what the situation was, he would always come to your rescue (unless smoking pot causes it).

20) Is employed - no matter what the job is.

21) Isn't afraid to buy a good bottle of wine at dinner, rather than the house.

22) Can drive better than the girls father.

23) Isn't scared of buying a girl's feminine products.

24) Would eat a meal prepared by a girl's friends / family even if he didn't like it.

25) Has bigger arms than the girl he's dating.

26) He is healthy and active, but doesn't work out so much it takes over his life.

27) Can blow a kiss and be manly about it

28) Maintains his body hair

29) Can make a girls mom laugh

30) Can dance

31) Has a scar somewhere on his body with a 'story' attached to it

32) Would NEVER use the phrase 'time of the month is it?'

33) Would ALWAYS carry your suitcase for a girl

34) Would never disrespect a girl's best friend even when the girl does

35) Can talk dirty without getting embarrassed.

36) Will say sorry when he's wrong.

37) Can always hail a cab in times of desperation.

38) Wouldn't be embarrassed by being affectionate in front of his friends.

39) Never forgets her birthday or anniversary.

40) Would buy you flowers spontaneously, for no reason

41) Always smells good
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42) Hates vegans.

43) Knows that wearing pink is not 'gay'.

44) Always is rational even if she never is.

45) Has been best man at least once.

46) Isn't intimidated by your 'pets'.

47) Does not like rap music.

48) Can tell time on long hand watch.

49) Tells a girl she looks beautiful for no reason.

50) Always pays his debts.