The Beer
Dump | Prairie Dogging Dump | George Brett Dump | Hershey Squirt Dump
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| Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. It could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days | When you have to take a dump and are having difficulty holding it in the turd keeps popping its head out like a prairie dog from its hole somewhere in the mid west of the united states. The real prairie dogs sleep in the day time but the dump can occur at all times during the day. | George Brett famous baseball player is a two fold dump. First you shit your yourself in public and have to clean yourself off with the same clothes you shit yourself with. The next day you have the follow up double tapered shit that removes all the left overs from the previous nights shitting. | When you are at a urinal at either a game or a move theater you feel like you are having a fart so you squeeze it out. After the burst you realize you just shit a Hershey Kiss sized Stink Nuggets in your underwear. You then move to the covered stall and wipe your ass with your underwear . |
Extreme Fajitas Dump | Flaming Shits Dump | Hotel Rwanda Dump | Coming Backers Dump |
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The Extreme Fijatis Dump occurs after you eat any spicy food and have to let out those Latin spices. They come out of your asshole steaming and can burn your anus as they pour freely. Your only hope is that the shit is solid so it can splash some water on your asshole to cool off the burn.
| The Flaming Shits Dump is similar to the extreme fajitas dump but occurs regardless of what you ate. This dump literally blows fire out your ass in liquid form. You can't even cool off your anus when this deadly dump manifests from out your asshole. Always carry bottled water to pour down your ass crack to cool. | The Hotel Rwanda Dump is a massacre of shittastical explosions that causes all around it to suffer. Nothing is safe not even the bowl you are shitting in. This dump consists of passing dead corpses from your asshole that resemble the a massacre of indiscriminate killing.
| Coming Backers Dump is a ghost wipe dump. When you have a normal dump and it fits the descriptions of previous dumps you have had but when you wipe your ass there is nothing on the paper. Then hours later you asshole starts to itch and when you go to the bathroom to wipe you find it. |
The Houdini Dump | IBS Dump | Depth Charge Dump | Joan of Arc Dump |
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The Houdini Dump is when you perform a standard bowel movement and you flush the toilet and its gone. You then later return to the the toilet to find the turd has reappeared!
| The irritable bowel syndrome dump is the worst on the human psyche the any other dump. It occurs anytime, anywhere and always when you least expect it. The dump churns and burns and pours out your ass before you can find a toilet in most cases | The Depth Charge Dump is basically a turd that blows up after it submerges in the toilet water. It came out solid but exploded once it hit beneath the water. If you eat a lot of corn you typically with have this type of dump.
| The Joan of Arc Dump is a small turd that look likes nothing to fear whats so ever. However, it wreaks and can cause anyone else in the bathroom to flee from its stink. What is lacks in size it makes up for in aroma.
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Marcus Brutus Dump | Midnight Sneak Attack Dumpies | Raab Himself Dump | Ruby Tuesdays Dump |
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The Marcus Brutus Dump is when you are betrayed thinking the pain you felt in your stomach was telling you to vomit but when you got on your knees Brutus stabs you from behind and you shit yourself without even seeing your attacker much like what happened to Julius Cesare.
| The Midnight Sneak Attack Dumpies is similar to IBS but only occurs between the hours of 1:00am - 5:00am. You are awoken with a churning stomach pain and sit on the toilet for 20 minutes before your bals wake up enough to release the liquid hot magma.
| The Raab Himself Dump is when you have the uncontrollable urge to Shit Piss everywhere for your own personal amusement. Youtube has been a suspected cause for this dump nonetheless, it effects all those who are around this dump. From side walks, to stop signs, on top of buildings, cars this dump can take place.
| The Ruby Tuesdays Dump is a dump you have to take after eating at any Run of the Mill chain restaurants because the food is prepackaged shit. The preservatives in this no talent food trigger your gastroclonic reflex and you have to shit immediately after consuming.
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Ryan Dunn
Dump | The Screaming Meanies Dump | The Abortion Dump | Khloe Kardashian Dump |
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The Ryan Dunn Dump is when you pass out from alcohol or you just fall asleep and someone shits and wipes their ass on your face. This dump typically takes places at colleges, road trips, Vegas or anywhere young males with booze reside.
| The Screaming Meanies Dump is when a shit comes out your ass with extreme prejudice hell bent on causing you severe pain. This turd will grab your ass hair, open anal fissures, burn your anus raw from wiping over and over again and cause yours legs to go numb. This is the assholes of dumps.
| The Abortion Dump is when you take a huge dump and leave it for someone else to discover much like high school girls having a kid in a bathroom stall at prom and leaves it. The dump festers and breaks apart and when its discovered looks like an abortion.
| The Khloe Kardashian Dump is a turd that is nothing special but causes a lot of issues while shitting to make you think its worthy of your attention. In the end this dump is just a standard dump but fatter than a normal dump but still looks like its trying to be more than what it really is.
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The Ghost Dump | The Blow Out Dump | The Helicopter Dump | |
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The Ghost Dump is when you crap but there is no turd in site before you flush. | The Blow Out Dump is when you are sitting on the toilet and preparing for the push and tremendous pressure forms without your control and BOOM! You feel as though you just shit out your intestines. You immediately look into the bowl to make sure they are not hanging out your asshole. | The Helicopter Dump is when you are drunk off your ass and you try to take a dump and you have to throw up at the same time. You basically have to get up puke turn back around and shit and its a helicopter effect. She can get tossed on the wall occasionally as well as vomit.
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