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Written by The Elder
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Talk about a problem most guys wish they had. Jesse James infidelities have finally caught up with him. However, his legend grows among men earning him many precious miles of street credit.Jesse can now write a book on what it was like to sleep with the 3types of Women, the good girl, the bad girl and the slut.I wish that I had Jesse's Girls!
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Written by Trey Parker
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Wow first Tiger Woods and now Jesse James. When will these Women wake up. When I guy is rich as balls he is going to bang beaver. It is simple physics. When a guy is poor and modest he will Love you until the day you die (then find another woman to worship). Attention hot famous women out there. If you want a friend buy a dog, don't marry one. Sandra, you married a guy who fathered a child with a porn star. Poor you.
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Written by The Elder
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Former porn actress who will probably go back to sucking D for money Joslyn James, released sexually graphic text messages today featuring Tiger Woods. She did this to really gain attention and perhaps to get a VH1 reality tv show. However, she tells media that she did so in order to prove her relationship with Woods. She claimed he loved her yet the text messages reveal she was nothing more than a dish rag whore. Looks like Tiger got an EAGLE on that one!
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Written by The Elder
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Does anyone know Tom Coburn? Well he is a bad ass in the United States senate. One of the few guys who is there to represent his constituents and he is also from a state threatening to secede more or less. This senator just stated that he will hunt your ass down if you take a bribe to vote yes on the health care reform bill. Well, if you're a man's man what he said to his colleagues was, "I will fuck you up".
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Written by Matt Stone
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The 1950's have been argued to be the Apex of the American way of life and society. Look at us now. A failure to common sense and rationality an out dated concept. You can thank the Women's right to vote on that one. Rule of thumb, just because something feels right doesn't mean its not illegal. Well with that being said, check out a few of these old ads that degrade or reveal the simple mentality of a woman from the 1950's and then modern day ads that do the very same. What do they have in common? Sex sells a boat load and it works!
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Written by The Elder
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Fuck Universal Health care. How is that Manly? Why the hell would a real man who works and supports him and his want to pay for a bunch of derelicts who are scamming the system? They wouldn't! A real man takes care of HIS responsibilities not put them off on another man or even a woman. You candy asses know who you are. You want something for free? Wait once a year and go TRICK OR TREATING!
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Written by The Elder
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This is a great demonstration in how to stop an out of control Prius. The instructor in the lesson is politically incorrect but he is an effective communicator. For all of you Green People out there who shouldn't be driving a car anyway chances are you will fall into the category of not being able to stop your Prius. Please take note on how to stop your Prius when an operational error occurs.
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Written by Matt Stone
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I am astonished at all the people who get tattoos of other cultures they know nothing about on their body let alone able to read. Nothing says Asian tattoo like a non of Asian descent tattoo wearer. I'm sure many of you have seen people with tattoos that do not match their cultural origins. We have a list of pass and fail Chinese lettering tattoos. Please don't make the same mistake. Yes, we make fun of your Asian lettering when you leave and people laugh at you.
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